Dumb Dad Podcast

In an effort to make it up to the listeners, the boys release a double header today! This Pod is the first of two and boy is it ever! Kevin and Evan discuss the importance of chores in a young child's life, how dangerous raccoons can be, and scratch the surface of the value of Honest Abe's chompers. Also, it's a crowd favorite there's a new "Daddy Likes" in this one!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode the boys both share a couple of dumb dad moments. Why not to leave sharp objects around the house and why you should put your quarters away. They explore the finer things in life like olive oil, extra virgin olive oil and whether or not oysters are just ocean boogers. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys catch up learning about new baby steps and tapping through the trenches of harsh Russian ballet instructors. They also explore the question of all questions: Is it ok to just call it a penis? IS THAT OK?!?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys have been elbow deep in germ city attempting to claw their way back to freedom. (health) With that in mind they explore what it's like to be on the road with little ones, how to make sure everyone in your family can get sick together, and a special shout out to our very own Dumb Dad appearance!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

First the boys take a quick trip to the ketchup store so they can catch-up... yeah? And eventually move on to the topic of the day, "Dads at the Playground" Which type are you? Do you ever get "that look"? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How and why do we retain absolutely useless information? Were we as funny as kids as we thought we were? Does the dentist serum actually work? Does little Lucy destroy her dance finale performance? And finally, wtf is up with Pirates?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kevin recounts his special first day of Double Dad Duty! The boys also discuss the significance of tacos, dance recital prep, a great Dumb Dad moment, and the first MALE BAG!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kevin and Evan are Dumb Dads. And they will do anything to prove it. The boys talk about the importance of mouth care, the pressures of Potty Training, how to teach your child to truly fear the dentist and an update on Kevin's search for a preschool! And as a breast feeding Fozzie Bear would say "Haakaa Haakaa Haakaa!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A special Father's Day Pod from the Dummies themselves! The boys talk about the first time they found out they were fathers to be, teaching moments, Father's Day gift ideas and go over a special "Top 10 Movie Dumb Dads" list. Happy Father's Day Dummies!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: Greeting Cards Are Expensive!!! Now that we've got that out of the way, we can discuss more things like broken records, chicken death fingers, dance recital notes, and just how many kid pictures is too many? We've even got a real "Dumb Dad Moment" and yes, the boys will ultimately reveal the secret to comedy. (don't tell any one)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.