Evan does a dumb thing that no one would know about if he didn't share it with us, Kevin enrolls his daughter for Kindergarten, while Evan's kiddo gets some teeth extracted which makes the Dummies question the tooth fairies' business model.This episode the Dummies are enjoying Goose Island IPA.For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social - https://bit.ly/3t6tE9MWe've got DUMB DAD MERCH!And we're on CAMEO! We'd love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up!Love this show? Leave a review on Apple Podcasts and send a link of your favorite episode to a fellow dumb parent!Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud!And for a Grain-Free, Organic, Zero-Crap Pizza Bite, head over to Snow Days!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Evan has a REAL morning, including a sick kid and a wife ouchie, while Kevin takes his daughter for a sweaty hike while wearing jeans. Also a very Happy Birthday to the dumbest of the dummies, our very own Evan Berger.This episode the Dummies are enjoying MacLeod Deal with the Devil IPA.For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social - https://bit.ly/3t6tE9MWe've got DUMB DAD MERCH!And we're on CAMEO! We'd love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up!Love this show? Leave a review on Apple Podcasts and send a link of your favorite episode to a fellow dumb parent!Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud!And for a Grain-Free, Organic, Zero-Crap Pizza Bite, head over to Snow Days!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

NOTE: Two swears were missed in the initial edit of the pod. It's been updated, but if you were an early download, we apologize, but look out for swears at 29;49 and 33;00. We usually try to keep swears bleeped and will try to be more diligent in the future! Kevin's wife ran a half marathon and supporting her was very physically taxing, Evan likes to smell Play-Doh and Kevin's family is attacked by a gaggle of geese.This episode the Dummies are enjoying Ventura Coast Brew Co. Resinite IPA.For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social - https://bit.ly/3t6tE9MWe've got DUMB DAD MERCH!And we're on CAMEO! We'd love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up!Love this show? Leave a review on Apple Podcasts and send a link of your favorite episode to a fellow dumb parent!Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kevin's daughter is forever scarred from swimming while Evan fails at the game of Mousetrap. Also Evan brings a debatable Dumb Dad moment. Please weigh in via our socials whether or not he should be faulted for his keyless entry kerfuffle.This episode the Dummies are enjoying Modern Times Dungeon Map West Coast IPAFor more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social - https://bit.ly/3t6tE9MWe've got DUMB DAD MERCH!And we're on CAMEO! We'd love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up!Love this show? Leave a review on Apple Podcasts and send a link of your favorite episode to a fellow dumb parent!Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud!Use INSTACART - Click this link to get free delivery off your first order See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A Fourth of July recap - Who likes fireworks? Kevin sends his wife through a 6 hour car ride while Evan celebrates his late grandfather by pointing out his Dumb Dad mistakes. And a listener submission Dumb Mom Moment. This episode the Dummies are enjoying Stone Liquid Poem Double IPA.For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social - https://bit.ly/3t6tE9MWe've got DUMB DAD MERCH!And we're on CAMEO! We'd love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up!Love this show? Leave a review on Apple Podcasts and send a link of your favorite episode to a fellow dumb parent!Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud!Use INSTACART - Click this link to get free delivery off your first order See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Dumb Dads make dumb mistakes on two separate dumb beach trips. Also a summer recap, tips to beat the heat and looking forward to the Olympics.This episode the Dummies are enjoying MacLeod 7th Anniversary Imperial Double-Mash StoutFor more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social - https://bit.ly/3t6tE9MWe've got DUMB DAD MERCH!And we're on CAMEO! We'd love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up!Love this show? Leave a review on Apple Podcasts and send a link of your favorite episode to a fellow dumb parent!Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud!Use INSTACART - Click this link to get free delivery off your first order See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, the Dummies talk with guests Ashley Hearon-Smith and Keri Setaro, hosts of the Momtourage Podcast! They share dumb parenting stories, including bringing your kid along to your waxing appointment, passing along your own neuroses and accidentally encouraging hitting...and no one likes Blippi. This episode the Dummies are enjoying Truly Hard Seltzer. For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social - https://bit.ly/3t6tE9MWe've got DUMB DAD MERCH!And we're on CAMEO! We'd love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up!Love this show? Leave a review on Apple Podcasts and send a link of your favorite episode to a fellow dumb parent!Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud!Use INSTACART - Click this link to get free delivery off your first order See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kevin's wife is attacked by ants, Evan's kid "graduates" Kindergarten and the Dumb Dumbs want to wish you a very happy Father's Day full of golfing, camping, burping or whatever you desire!This episode the Dummies are enjoying Pizza Port Outdoor Escape IPA.  For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social -  https://bit.ly/3t6tE9MWe've got DUMB DAD MERCH!And we're on CAMEO! We'd love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life  who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up!Love this show? Leave a review on Apple Podcasts  and send a link of your favorite episode to a fellow dumb parent!Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud!Visit GoGoSqueez. It's the way to go for delicious, convenient snacks!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kevin tries to grow a lawn, Evan gets beat by his 6-year-old in cards and  a hike takes an unexpected turn. Also, the dummies read a listener submission!This episode the Dummies are enjoying El Segundo Rippin' Bear IPA.For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social -  https://bit.ly/3t6tE9MWe've got NEW DUMB DAD MERCH!And we're on CAMEO! We'd love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life  who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up! Don't forget Father's Day is June 20th!Love this show? Leave a review on Apple Podcasts  and send a link of your favorite episode to a fellow dumb parent!Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud!Use INSTACART - Click this link to get free delivery off your first orderSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kevin's kid celebrates the big 5-oh crap, how is she five? And Evan tries to smoke his wife out of the house. Also a rare Dumb Mom Moment from a listener! This episode the Dummies are enjoying Arrogant Bastard Ale.For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social -  https://bit.ly/3t6tE9MWe've got NEW DUMB DAD MERCH!And we're on CAMEO! We'd love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life  who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up! Don't forget Father's Day is June 20th!Love this show? Leave a review on Apple Podcasts  and send a link of your favorite episode to a fellow dumb parent!Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud!Use INSTACART - Click this link to get free delivery off your first orderSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.