

Real Survival Stories
NOISER
True stories of ordinary people thrust into extraordinary survival situations. Stranded in the desert. Lost in the jungle. Marooned in the mountains. Shipwrecked on the high seas. You'll hear from individuals who had everything against them. But even then, they refused to give in…
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Hosted by John Hopkins. New episodes Thursdays. Get every episode a week early and ad-free with Noiser+. Click the banner at the top of the feed to get started or head to noiser.com/subscriptions.
For advertising enquiries, email info@adelicious.fm
No part of this podcast may be used or reproduced in any manner for the purpose of training artificial intelligence technologies or systems. In accordance with Article 4(3) of the DSM Directive 2019/790, Noiser Ltd expressly reserves this work from the text and data mining exception.
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Jan 8, 2026 • 52min
Total Isolation: The Cabin in the Woods…
An idealistic teenager gets the chance to fulfil his long-held dream of living off-grid for an entire year. But when David Scott and his friend arrive deep in the wilderness of Manitoba, a nightmare scenario unfolds. Unable to locate their cabin - the only shelter for 120 miles - they are totally exposed. With civilisation unreachable, their only hope is to venture deeper into the woods and find the elusive cabin before it’s too late…
A Noiser podcast production. Hosted by John Hopkins.
Written by Heléna Lewis | Produced by Ed Baranski | Assistant Producer: Luke Lonergan | Exec produced by Joel Duddell | Sound supervisor: Tom Pink | Sound design by Matt Peaty | Assembly edit by Rob Plummer | Compositions by Oliver Baines, Dorry Macaulay, Tom Pink | Mix & mastering: Ralph Tittley.
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Jan 1, 2026 • 55min
Car Stuck Off-Road: Just Like the Movies… (Repeat)
This week, another epic story from the Real Survival Stories archive. We’ll be back as normal, every week, after a short break.
A festive family outing takes one wrong turn… literally. In 2016, the Kleins drive out towards the Grand Canyon. But in the height of winter, just before Christmas, the snowy roads are deserted and the route is unclear. A small slice of misfortune sends their vacation into a tailspin. As mother Karen heads off alone to find help, she has no idea how close she’ll come to never seeing her family again…
A Noiser podcast production. Hosted by John Hopkins. Written by Joe Viner.
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Dec 25, 2025 • 49min
Mayday on Christmas: Epic Ocean Rescue (Repeat)
Join experienced seafarer Pete Goss as he relives a thrilling Christmas Day rescue during the Vendée Globe. Facing the worst storm of his life, Pete receives a mayday call from fellow skipper Rafael Dinelli, who is sinking 160 miles away. With treacherous conditions ahead, Pete discusses the seafarer’s code that compels him to turn back. The harrowing rescue unfolds as he battles the elements and brings Rafael aboard, treating his severe hypothermia. Their bond grows despite language barriers, illustrating the true spirit of camaraderie at sea.

Dec 18, 2025 • 48min
Human Fireball in the Mountains of Patagonia
A young New Zealander joins an intrepid crew carving mountain bike trails through the mountains and valleys of Patagonia, Chile. But with just a month left to go on the job before he returns home, a freak accident threatens Jamie Nicoll’s hopes of ever seeing his loved ones again. While drilling into a wall of rock using a jackhammer, a sudden malfunction in the machine results in a violent eruption of flames. Jamie will find himself directly in the line of fire…
A Noiser podcast production. Hosted by John Hopkins.
Written by Joe Viner | Produced by Ed Baranski | Assistant Producer: Luke Lonergan | Exec produced by Joel Duddell | Sound supervisor: Tom Pink | Sound design by Matt Peaty | Assembly edit by Rob Plummer | Compositions by Oliver Baines, Dorry Macaulay, Tom Pink | Mix & mastering: Cody Reynolds-Shaw.
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Dec 11, 2025 • 53min
Rescuers Stranded: Chopper Down in a Snowstorm
A Canadian Air Force search & rescue team is dispatched to save a fisherman in a critical condition. But as the weather closes in over the icy Labrador Sea, Scott McCoy and his companions will find themselves in dire straits. When their helicopter meets the fierce cold of the water, the men will be faced with a series of threats: drowning, hypothermia, death by exhaustion. Will the rescuers be rescued in time?
A Noiser podcast production. Hosted by John Hopkins.
Written by Heléna Lewis | Produced by Ed Baranski | Assistant Producer: Luke Lonergan | Exec produced by Joel Duddell | Sound supervisor: Tom Pink | Sound design by Matt Peaty | Assembly edit by Rob Plummer | Compositions by Oliver Baines, Dorry Macaulay, Tom Pink | Mix & mastering: Ralph Tittley.
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If you have an amazing survival story of your own that you’d like to put forward for the show, let us know. Drop us an email at support@noiser.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 8, 2025 • 48min
Introducing: Charles Dickens Ghost Stories - A Christmas Carol
Dive into a festive preview featuring chilling tales by Charles Dickens, narrated by the beloved Sir David Suchet. Encounter a lonely signalman’s dark premonitions and a chaotic Victorian murder trial interrupted by a ghostly presence. Discover a sinister hotel haunted by identical spirits. The highlight? A heartwarming reading of A Christmas Carol, where we meet the miserly Scrooge and witness his transformative journey through haunting apparitions. This mix of ghostly chills and festive spirit sets the stage for captivating stories ahead!

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Dec 4, 2025 • 52min
Man vs Beast: Half-Eaten Alive
Colin Dowler, a passionate outdoor enthusiast, shares his harrowing story of survival after a grizzly bear attack in British Columbia. He recounts the tense moments leading up to the confrontation, including losing his pepper spray and the initial encounter with the massive bear. Colin describes the agonizing battle for his life, employing quick thinking and sheer willpower to fend off the predator. He reflects on his incredible recovery journey and how the near-fatal experience reshaped his approach to adventure and resilience.

Nov 27, 2025 • 49min
Typhoon in the Lagoon
Tom Booth, a 28-year-old cruise director and skilled diver, shares his harrowing tale of survival during a 2015 typhoon in Chuuk Lagoon. He vividly recounts the chaotic moments as the storm hit, revealing how he led his crew amidst chaos when the captain was incapacitated. With quick thinking, he cut the sea anchor to save the yacht, all while dealing with electric shocks and the panic of crew washed overboard. Finally, Tom reflects on the aftermath, which propelled him into a career in marine salvage and transformed his outlook on safety.

Nov 20, 2025 • 51min
Bolt From the Blue: Suspended Over a Chasm
Rod Liberal, an experienced rock climber and lightning strike survivor, recounts his harrowing experience on Grand Teton in 2003. He shares the treacherous ascent, facing worsening weather, and a life-altering lightning strike that left him dangling over a deadly drop. Rod's emotional journey continues as he discusses the painful aftermath, grappling with survivor guilt after losing a friend. His incredible recovery inspires hope, and he reflects on the bravery of his rescuers and the emotional complexities of returning to the mountain.

Nov 13, 2025 • 54min
Burning Alive: Escape from the Wreckage
Tom Wilson, a former area manager and floatplane crash survivor, shares his harrowing tale of survival after a 2008 crash in British Columbia. He discusses experiencing a premonition before the flight and his struggle to escape the burning wreckage while trapped. After fleeing, he faces the agony of severe burns and the loss of his colleagues. Tom recounts the emotional turmoil during his rescue attempts and the profound transformation he underwent during recovery. Now a public speaker, he emphasizes the importance of gratitude and finding meaning in life's challenges.


