Mean Girl

We’re back and we missed you all!!!! We catch up on what we’ve been doing and why Jordyn broke her foot on a beach make out (kidding that was dramatic but it’s close) this episode we talk about dating your ideal guy and whether or not we buy into the box theory. Then we discuss the crazy hot scale :-) and can girls and guys get more hot with personality? Also *travel lube guy is back*. On a more *empowering* note we spoke at a female creator and entrepreneur panel yesterday and left feeling inspired and hopefully our recap will do the same for you! Happy summer, fam Pink Whitney - Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney Hello Fresh - Go to https://HelloFresh.com/mean50 and and use code mean50 for 50% off plus free shipping! Better Help - Visit https://BetterHelp.com/MEANGIRL today to get 10% off your first month. No Days Wasted - Go to NoDaysWasted.CO/MEANGIRL and use promo code "MEANGIRL” at checkout for 20% off Zola - Start planning at Zola.com!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your burning Sex questions are finally going to be **answered**!!!! Before we get into our episode with Sex guru Dr. Emily Morse, we talk about girl energy and when it’s ok for a girl to plan the date. Then we dive into **the goods** with Dr. Emily. We discuss the different kinds of Orgasms, and ways to make women orgasm more often. We talk about communication around sex, and why having that convo outside the bedroom is important. Then, her thoughts on Porn. This episode will make you feel NoRmAl and less alone with your thoughts on sex. Enjoy! 0:00 - Intro 7:25 - Girl On Girl Energy? 16:10 - The Man At The Crosswalk - REVEAL YOURSELF! 24:08 - When Can The Girl Plan A Date? 35:17 - Interview with Dr. Emily Morse Support The Show! Pink Whitney - Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney Shady Rays - Go to https://shadyrays.com/TangleFree and use code MEANGIRL for 30% OFF their Tangle Free Aviator and more Zola - Start planning at https://Zola.com. No Days Wasted - Get 20% off your order at nodayswasted.co/meangirl and use code MEANGIRL at checkoutYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi fam!!!! Happy 4th Alex is 30 and Jordyn is in love with a gay guy. We start with a Nashville update and why we have so many **friends**. Then Jordyn ran into an ex and ahaksodkaja help. But also, let’s get rid of that anxiety. Then we talk about taking the high road with mean comments and body language is everything, we’re talking make or break you. Then for our listener question … let’s just say we had to pause. Botox is a yes but recommendations on that - a NO. SUPPORT THE SHOW: Presented by Pint Whitney - Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney - Factor Head to https://barstool.link/FactorMEAN50 and use code MEAN50 to get 50% off. - Better Help Visit https://BetterHelp.com/MEANGIRL today to get 10% off your first month.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week WE EAT GOOOOOOD!! With a dream come true guest - Rayna and Ashley from Girls Gotta Eat. Before they join us, we talk about food poising, Jordyns birthday, knowing when you’re pregnant (???) and how * to * hug * . Then, the girls join us and it’s a fun filled episode. We start with *dating & boys* because duh. Then, is LA or New York better (or worse) for dating and making friends? And should a guy get his own hotel room? And buy you flowers? Last but not least we dive into self confidence and imposter syndrome. Todays a good one. Love y’all always!!!! 0:00 intro 05:08 - Jordyn's turns 28! 9:33 - Your Body Knows You Want Kids 20:35 - How Do You Hug? 27:11 - We Have Guests! 28:52 - FULL INTERVIEW with Girls Gotta Eat! SUPPORT THE SHOW: Presented by Pink Whitney - Take your show with Pink Whitney Stella Blue Coffee - Go to StellaBlueCoffee.com & use promo code “MEAN” for 10% off your next order. Better Help - Visit https://BetterHelp.com/MEANGIRL today to get 10% off your first month. Shady Rays - Go to https://shadyrays.com/TangleFree and use code MEANGIRL for 30% OFF their Tangle Free Aviator and moreYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

00:00 - Intro 01:06 - Major pod announcement 16:40 - Crazy date story 36:40 - Summer fling 41:00 - One night stand etiquette 45:55 - Can you have it all in relationships? 58:08 - Engagements! 01:05:00 - Guys posting their girlfriends on IG SUPPORT THE SHOW! Pink Whitney: Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney Barstool House- SHOP NOW AT STORE.BARSTOOLSPORTS.COM Zola - Start planning at https://Zola.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

00:00 - Intro 02:30 - Is this too intimate of a gift? 13:43 - Relationship Dust Theory 20:50 - Starting a relationship with an expiration date 27:57 - Love letters 32:37 - Can you guess if a girl gives good head or not? 35:50 - does ball size matter? 44:48 - Do you have a “list”? 50:00 -growing up is cool 01:02:42 - broken glass theory Hi Fam!!! Today we’re back in Alex’s apartment and have a whole list from traveling of topics and **lol**. First off is perfume an intimate gift? Random but relevant. Then we talk about everything from relationship theories to ball size and does it matter?? And ladies do you keep a list mentally or physically of people you’ve slept with? Guys… how many are you on? Tehe. And what happens if the glass breaks? Gotta listen to figure out what that means!!!! Our listener question is long distance and we give some tips. Love y’all and nope.. you’re not too old to go out! Just going to the wrong places. Support the show! Pink Whitney: Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney Stella Blue: Go to StellaBlueCoffee.com & use promo code “MEAN” for 10% off your next order. Shady Rays: Go to https://barstool.link/SRTangleFree and use code MEANGIRL for 30% OFF their Tangle Free Aviator and more. Better Help: Visit https://BetterHelp.com/MEANGIRL today to get 10% off your first month.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

00:00 - Intro 04:10 - Caught him cheating? 13:30 - Nail salons 19:10 - Hot girl summer 35:45 - Intense dream break down analysis 48:40 - Dating older men 54:44 - 69!!!! 57:45 - They suck, but the sex is good 01:03:52 - Listener Question : Telling your partner they are gaining weight This episode we’re home at Alex’s apartment!!! Ready for summer. The summer of 69 (because *cough* this is episode 69) we start off with Alex’s airplane convo she had with a boy about his Nashville time. Then we discuss hot girl summer and what our plans are (or aren’t) we do a great derail about dreams, what they mean, and how the universe is on our side if you let it be. Signs come from everywhere and you have to read them HOW YOU read them!!! Our listener question is a goooooooood one… how / would you tell your partner if they gained weight. SUPPORT THE SHOW PINK WHITNEY: Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney FACTOR: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/mean40 and use code mean40 to get 40% off your first box. BETTERHELP: Visit BetterHelp.com/MEANGIRL today to get 10% off your first month. MAMITAS: Made with real tequila and only 95 calories – find mamitas at drinkmamitas.com or order on Gopuff. STAMPS.COM: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/girl. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

00:00 - Intro 02:45 - Playing games in dating 30:43 - Saving energy for your relationship 38:02 - Plane etiquette 51:47 - Post sex etiquette 57:26 - Post nut clarity Howdy y’all were in DALLAS!!!! This episode is fun in the sun (no actually the hotel room). We give a little update on life then dive into *PLAYING GAMES*. We so often say “don’t play games” but hear us out.. there might be a time and a place for them. Strategic GaMeS for a purpose. Gotta listen for that info :) Then, what’s better than a confident guy? And, do we ever settle for the safe choice in life when choosing a partner? *Slight derail to airplane etiquette* Last, we discuss traveling so often and how you handle that with your partner. Is there a give and take? We love y’all, happy almost summer!!! SUPPORT THE SHOW! Pink Whitney: Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney Mamitas: Find Mamitas Tequila Seltzer at https://barstool.link/MamitasBSS Stella Blue: Go to StellaBlueCoffee.com & use promo code “MEAN” for 10% off your next order. Zola: From “Just engaged” to the “Only thing left to do is say I do”, Zola is here for all the days along the way at https://barstool.link/ZolaBSSYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TIMECODES: 00:00 - Intro 01:40- for the love of tits! 04:40 - Jordyn trip update 13:55- Showing love 19:45- peeing standing up and in urinals 23:00- Lifestyle vs. love 27:20 - rebounding 35:42- using lube!!! 40:10- uti a sign of cheating??? 45:50 - Is a guy poor if he cooks u dinner on the first date? 49:10- must haves of the week Mean Girls back from another bar episode!! This week we’re in West Village at Mad Morton’s. We get an update on the weekends from visiting a boy from guys love tits!!!! And they don’t care what kind. Lol. Then we dive into how guys have more opportunities to show girls they love them, and then girls will show the love back. Do you agree? Listen for more points (and counter points of course!!) next, we dive into finding someone who can offer you the lifestyle you want vs. the love you want. Can they be the same person? Is this just a girl thing? **oh and random but do guys pee sitting down on planes?** and then we dive into amount of time someone should wait before moving on from An ex and…. IS IT WET DOWN THERE? SUPPORT THE SHOW! Pink Whitney: Take your shot. Betterhelp: GO TO https://www.BETTERHELP.COM/MEANGIRL FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH Mamitas: FIND MAMITAS TEQUILA SELTZER AT https://www.DRINKMAMITAS.COM Mascaped: GET 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING WITH THE CODE MEANGIRL AT https://www.MANSCAPED.COMYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

03:38 - Jordyn is flying out to meet a boy 11:18 - Ride or dies 15:30 - Going down on vageens 22:40 - “I Don’t Fuck No Broke Hoes” 29:35- Jack of all trades or specialist? 35:00- Nachos are for girls 37:00- Fuck boys 44:33- PG Sexting 48:42 - Mean Girl Must Haves OTW 51:15 - Listener Q: Do I share the bed or sleep on the couch? Today we are out in the New York sunshine on a rooftop! Better watch on YouTube :) first off Jordyn is going on a little trip to see a boy, we know you want more details but you have to tune in for those, obvi. Then we discuss how girls like you to go down on them and *why you should* and **how you should**. We dive right from there into Alex’s bar convo all about girls who hustle vs. broke girls and girls vs guys financial stability. Oh and do you order nachos? Apparently it’s a girl thing. And girls like guys who F u see k? Or, do they not? We debate. Our listener question is about etiquette for the first sleepover. LOVE U MEAN IT SUPPORT THE SHOW! Pink Whitney: Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHMeanGirl for 10% off your first month Mamitas: Find Mamitas Tequila Seltzer at https://barstool.link/MamitasBSS Julie: Go to https://JULIECARE.co to learn more. C4: Get C4 Smart Energy at https://C4Energy.com.Amazon and retailers nationwide.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices