

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Tristan Johnson & Scott Niswander
Was Earth really visited by mysterious extraterrestrial travelers thousands of years ago as many proponents of ”ancient astronaut theory” believe? What are the hidden secrets and mysteries behind ancient monuments and forgotten civilizations?
Every week, historian Tristan Johnson and regular human person Scott Niswander dive through the archives to learn about the fascinating histories of ancient civilizations while also debunking the myths and straight-up lies presented in History Channel‘s massively popular tv show Ancient Aliens that has sparked a new generation of conspiracy theorists. We hope through this show, you can gain an appreciation for just how cool ancient societies were, and not simply credit their impressive advancements to alien visitors.
NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEK! Follow the show so you don‘t miss an episode, and leave us a review! It really helps us out!
Every week, historian Tristan Johnson and regular human person Scott Niswander dive through the archives to learn about the fascinating histories of ancient civilizations while also debunking the myths and straight-up lies presented in History Channel‘s massively popular tv show Ancient Aliens that has sparked a new generation of conspiracy theorists. We hope through this show, you can gain an appreciation for just how cool ancient societies were, and not simply credit their impressive advancements to alien visitors.
NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEK! Follow the show so you don‘t miss an episode, and leave us a review! It really helps us out!
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Nov 14, 2023 • 56min
Our Best Episodes, And Where To Start Listening
We've done 100 episodes now, so we thought we'd take a step back and review our favorite episodes and yours!Get new episodes early on Nebula!Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!Tristan Johnson Twitter | YouTubeScott Niswander Twitter | YouTubeFollow the show on Twitter for more updates!Ask us questions and send us topics to talk about at ProbsNotAliens.comMusic by Rod Kim | Cover art by SkutchSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nov 7, 2023 • 57min
The Truth is Out There (And Sometimes We Miss It)
Learn about the advantages of signing up for Nebula, controversial tweets, historical inaccuracies and corrections, Power Rangers and Super Sentai, the Germans' Wunderwaffen Program, misattributed headdress and inbreeding in the von Hopsberg family, and debating the greatest film ever made

Oct 31, 2023 • 54min
Cryptozoology: Why We Want to Believe in Monsters
CHICAGO MEETUP!November 4, 2023Replay in Lincoln Park, 5PM2833 N Sheffield AveSee you there!Ready to get spooked this Halloween—but with facts and science? Join us for a special Cryptozoology episode where we expose Bigfoot as the world's hairiest con artist and reveal why Nessie probably won't be attending your pool party.Get new episodes early on Nebula!Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!Tristan Johnson Twitter | YouTubeScott Niswander Twitter | YouTubeFollow the show on Twitter for more updates!Ask us questions and send us topics to talk about at ProbsNotAliens.comMusic by Rod Kim | Cover art by SkutchSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 24, 2023 • 1h 4min
Still Not Abducted: 2 Years of Keeping It Real With You
Two years of 'It's Probably (not) Aliens' and we haven't been abducted yet! It's an out-of-this-world birthday bash where we spill the intergalactic tea on what the show's done to us, and beam in some listener love.Get new episodes early on Nebula!Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!Tristan Johnson Twitter | YouTubeScott Niswander Twitter | YouTubeFollow the show on Twitter for more updates!Ask us questions and send us topics to talk about at ProbsNotAliens.comMusic by Rod Kim | Cover art by SkutchSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 17, 2023 • 1h 9min
Kumari Kandam: How Tamil Mythology Got Alien-ated (feat. Rod Kim)
Ready to dive deep—like, Atlantis deep—into the mythical sunken lands of Kumari Kandam? Tune in for our next epic episode where we not only debunk this underwater enigma but also jam with our theme song creator Rod Kim! From claims of submerged ruins and extraterrestrial party-crashers at ancient Sangam assemblies, to the actual, you know, lack of evidence—we cover it all. Trust us, this episode is the vibey lifeboat you'll need to navigate the sea of cryptozoological myths and legends. Don't miss it!Get new episodes early on Nebula!Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!Tristan Johnson Twitter | YouTubeScott Niswander Twitter | YouTubeFollow the show on Twitter for more updates!Ask us questions and send us topics to talk about at ProbsNotAliens.comMusic by Rod Kim | Cover art by SkutchSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 10, 2023 • 1h 4min
Utsuro-Bune: A Japanese Floating Saucer Incident (feat. Trey the Explainer)
Dive into the intriguing Utsuro-Bune incident with guest Trey the Explainer, as we dissect a tale from 1803 Japan where fishermen allegedly encountered a saucer-shaped craft and a mysterious woman with unknown origins. Through a lens of skepticism and a rich understanding of Japanese folklore, we'll unravel the claims of ancient extraterrestrial visitation and explore the cultural significances intertwined in this historical enigma.Get new episodes early on Nebula!Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!Tristan Johnson Twitter | YouTubeScott Niswander Twitter | YouTubeFollow the show on Twitter for more updates!Ask us questions and send us topics to talk about at ProbsNotAliens.comMusic by Rod Kim | Cover art by SkutchSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 6, 2023 • 1h 15min
Atlantis: Plato's Fanfic or Lost Empire? (feat. Mia Mulder)
Join us and YouTube sensation Mia Mulder as we dive deep—really deep—into the watery enigma of Atlantis. Was it a philosopher's allegory, a real drowned civilization, or just Poseidon's failed attempt at real estate development?Get new episodes early on Nebula!Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!Tristan Johnson Twitter | YouTubeScott Niswander Twitter | YouTubeFollow the show on Twitter for more updates!Ask us questions and send us topics to talk about at ProbsNotAliens.comMusic by Rod Kim | Cover art by SkutchSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 27, 2023 • 58min
The Mexican Mummy Is Neither A Mummy Nor Mexican
EMERGENCY EPISODE!!! Let’s talk about the “Mexican Mummy” and how it’s definitely not cake.Get new episodes early on Nebula!Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!Tristan Johnson Twitter | YouTubeScott Niswander Twitter | YouTubeFollow the show on Twitter for more updates!Ask us questions and send us topics to talk about at ProbsNotAliens.comMusic by Rod Kim | Cover art by SkutchSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 12, 2023 • 1h 4min
No, Goliath Wasn't An Alien-Human Hybrid. Please Stop It.
Can we please give up this idea that mythical giants are actually alien-human hybrids? Can we stop saying that now?Get new episodes early on Nebula!Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!Tristan Johnson Twitter | YouTubeScott Niswander Twitter | YouTubeFollow the show on Twitter for more updates!Ask us questions and send us topics to talk about at ProbsNotAliens.comMusic by Rod Kim | Cover art by SkutchSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 6, 2023 • 44min
Did We Find India's Atlantis or Is It Just Wet Nonsense?
In this episode, we dive into the murky waters of the Gulf of Khambat to unravel the myths and controversies surrounding the alleged sunken city of Dwarka—exploring its cultural significance, scrutinizing archaeological methods, and debunking claims that link it to extraterrestrial beings and ancient civilizations older than the Indus Valley.Go watch Angela's videos on YouTube.Get new episodes early on Nebula!Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!Tristan Johnson Twitter | YouTubeScott Niswander Twitter | YouTubeFollow the show on Twitter for more updates!Ask us questions and send us topics to talk about at ProbsNotAliens.comMusic by Rod Kim | Cover art by SkutchSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.


