The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Between you and Nikki, she wants Besties to know this show is inclusive, she cried at the vet and maybe the kind of pain she enjoys could be found in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Andrew is learning about how to go to bed with his partner and good phone habits. Before the news, Nikki, Andrew and Producer Noa don't see eye to eye on orgasms. Besties are encouraged to chime in. In the news, they comment on word pollution, vanity plates, animals that run a train and a masseuse swap. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump which leads to jaw dropping stories from celebrities about other celebrities. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki having a dependent dog on Independence Day was very stressful. Nikki and Andrew's girlfriend watched Sex/Life and Andrew is still hanging on to a shot seen in episode 3. They open up about introducing friends to partners and Nikki locks in to Andrew's girlfriend's feet and learns about a dating hack. In the news, techniques of gaslighting, what a guy's face says about his sex habits and no shame in taking out implants. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they go around the horn talking about movies that changed their lives. And in the final thought they conclude that hard work pays off. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki addressed the cliffhanger from yesterday's show. Andrew is way more relaxed than yesterday and touches upon his retirement lifestyle. Nikki talks about Andrew's strange behavior in her room while she was avoiding the Task Rabbit, In the headlines: thongs, words we can't pronounce about sleep deprivation, kids over a billion dollars and Andrew could have been the Tour De France sign lady. Listener mail is dubbed a new name and in the Final Thought, they ponder does being in expert at something mean you aren't working hard enough? Hmmm. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki a handwritten letter means so much. Andrew is visibly stressed after getting into a fight with "a computer behind a computer". Nikki explains her take on hooking up and how to avoid "dick heartbreak", Andrew just doesn't get it. You Heard It Here First, Nikki and Andrew approve of therapy, stuffing your bra at Hooters and they care about Selma Hayek's aching breasts. The segment for today is Explain This, where Nikki and Andrew give listeners a peak into their private quarters. In the Final Thought they talk about personal surgery and Andrew's scary cyst. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, your time is valuable! She also lets besties in a on a secret purchase before anyone else. Andrew is supportive of Nikki's new collector item and is learning a lot from his new zen book. They figure out the qualities of someone who would be good to assist Nikki and You Heard it Here First: the behavior of exe's and how to forgive using Nikki's real life experience. In the Reddit Dump, Nikki reads some of her favorite posts and ultimately in the Final Thought they discuss how not to lie to kids and how to deal with teeth straightening. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between You and Nikki she is not at all bummed about forgetting her make up bag on her last flight. Andrew slept well after adding "girlfriend" to his vernacular. Nikki aims to make decisions based off what makes her feel good including buying flowers for herself. You Heard It Here First: Nikki could work at Medieval Times, nothing is really original and stars always go first. The Top1 Bottom1 has them talking about fashion trends. And in the Final Thought Nikki encourages besties to not do the obvious thing. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is grateful to have a level headed friend like Whitney Cummings available to drop some wise words. Andrew is living it up in NYC spending time with a good friend and feeling anxious about Meek Mill's jewelry. Nikki shares a story about going to a place called The Rabbit Hole last night and enjoying getting out of her comfort zone. She's so comfortable that she shares a line of her poetry, Andrew writes one too. You heard it here first, they show their support for Britney Spears, Nikki admits to being a percentage of workaholics and Andrew's sports moment turns into a discussion about hot athletes. The Listener Mail segment is not poppy and in the Final Thought they send mixed messages to each other. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between You and Nikki, she is dropping a lot of "fashion eggs" with Producer Noa about the event she was having mixed feelings about yesterday. Andrew slept great after his brush with legend Rihanna in the lobby of the Bowery Hotel. Pete Lee joins them and talks about his upcoming Showtime Special: Tall, Dark and Pleasant which comes out on July 9th. Nikki and Pete bond over a similar situation they are going through and what it takes to deal with it. In the news we learn what Andrew would do with someone else's billion dollars, what an upside down pineapple indicates, about Norwegian sex positions and Pete Lee's world records. They play "The Blankest Thing I've Ever Done" and in the Final Thought they talk about bits on autopilot. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, she didn't sleep well last night because she was watching too many clips of unrequited love. Andrew also had a rough night after playing too much virtual reality games. Nikki talks about seeing herself in VR sex, they discuss specific pop ups and Andrew drops a bomb about crushing news he received. Nikki is having all sorts of feelings about something she has coming up later today and Andrew helps her get her anger out with his headlines in You Heard It Here First. Nikki shares her latest Redddit Dump and in the Final Thought they discuss some stupid things done for horniness. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, sometimes comedians bring their "A stuff" or new material to the stage. Andrew is the only man in Greenwich CT who is sleeping on an air mattress and gets a special wake up call from his nephew. Nikki would love to get her neck hugged, partied with her parents and told a Clueless actor that she loves him this weekend. They coin a new phrase and in the news they cover stories that involve sex on a mountain top, creepy bar customers and Dave Chappelle singing with the Foo Fighters. Top1 Bottom1 of paternal communications and in the Final Thought they discuss how one of Nikki's special friends stands the test of time. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.