The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Between you and Nikki, her mom is coming over and she didn't clean up, that was a decision. Andrew is bonding with his family so we brought Julie Glaser to take his place. Nikki and Julie talk about Nikki's decision making process and cultural touchstones. You Heard it Here First: Julie slept in a haunted house owned by a famous author, Bravo housewives that Julie would consider as dinner mates and financial relationships between parents and kids. Nikki shows her Reddit Dump and butts head with her mom about achievements and egg yolk. In the Final Thought Nikki invites Julie to open up her mail and it was nothing like the ASMR videos she watches. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and this podcast, we are recording at an ungodly hour in the morning which makes things a little extra silly. Nikki begins with realizing that she was a scared child and explains what happened on a haunted hayride. She also figured out how to become a kid whisperer, literally. Andrew has his dad's gamer podcasting set and joins from South Caroline with some disappointing news. On a positive note, he had a great trout salad. You Heard It Here First, Nikki needs that "shred lett" from Subway, ancient terms for our private parts, what men are insecure about most and we care about Howie Mandel fainting because somehow it turned to a conversation about ball play. They go around the horn discussing Top1 Bottom1 sodas and in the Final Thought, Luigi is getting a therapist today. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki has a positive "canky" update, so she's doing much better brain soul and body. She helps Noa with an unresolved conflict and reflects about the difficulties of opposite sex friendships. Andrew is in for a surprise as Nikki finally shows him a video of a well endowed dog. This was brought on by a story Andrew told about texting a dog walker colleague a text meant for his friend. You Heard It Here First, we are all distraught from a horror house headline, we don't need killer dog robots and a Sports Moment that will make you wish your leg fell off! In our favorite segment, Fanthrax, we hear from a besties who spotted us in public, who are going to see the tour alone, those who felt comforted in the pandemic and one who talked about Nikki being her best friend while she was under anesthesia! Nikki's Final Thought will leave you stunned... just kiddin'! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, can someone please talk to her in public about her TSwift shirts?! She's also come to the conclusion that she needs more Love on the Spectrum in her life. After getting a "can we talk text", Andrew wasn't able to sleep much. He's looking forward to spending quality and possibly competitive time with his brothers and dad. Kerstin joins and shows how flexible she is as a friend. They discuss poise and grace. Your Heard It Here First, "Bernal" the blanket is soothing, Andrew's retired coke face and don't cook your lover's pet! They play Finish My Sentence and describe their personal hells. In the Final Thought, Nikki tells you how many parcels she ordered last night from her now favorite app. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, applying painful meds alone sucks but reading books on your phone doesn't. After taking a personality test on 16personalities.com, Nikki and Andrew sort of understand each other better. Brenna teaches them about an act of love as they miss her so much baby. You Heard It Here First, it's suing season, penises come in all shapes and sizes and Nikki does care about the possibility of finding love even after giving up hope. In her Reddit Dump, Nikki found an acid laced Paul McCartney interview about honesty, a sports moment with Taylor Swift, Andrew shows off his math skills and Final Thoughts on Chappelle's new special that has been partially watched. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, she might be the first podcaster to do a whole show with a "family of canker soars" on her tongue. Having cancelled her med spa appointment she found some relief for her mouth. Andrew comes in with a reggae beat which makes them think of songs with lyrics that are not what they expected. You Heard It Here First, long hair, do care, dogs eat the darnedest things, EJ our Beatles expert is not surprised by McCartney's drop and Nikki does care to show how a joke could be inflected better. In the Top1 Bottom1 they talk about what they buy at drug stores and in the Final Thought, Besties are the 'in' crowd and Nikki is off for the rest of the day. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, it's alright not to have an excuse to be feeling down, it's complicated, much like getting sentiment out of parents. Andrew tells too much about his "hard" situation in the middle of the night. Nikki reflects on the hang they had with her family and if only her parents could see her meet and greets. In the news, a spider bite that is out of hand, "tapping out of your genitals" on screen and a sports moment that leads Andrew to show off his apology skills. Fanthrax messages included voicemails about laughing skeletons, a mispronunciation, hand written notes and in the Final Thought a warning from a Bestie! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, she loves having her BFF over but Luigi the dog not so much. Also, extremely painful foot massages are the bomb. Kerstin joins Nikki and Andrew and we learn about Nikki's HS locker and what they would all spend $100k on. You Heard It Here First, bicep bracelets are back, the gayest thing that Nikki has ever done and Oprah drops some truth on friendships. They wrap up the show with Besties who came thru with some incredible Collection of Couhls. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, she has an astronomical amount of T Swift shirts, nap time came way too early and she is really digging reaction videos. Nikki has a bone or maybe a calf to pick with Andrew's heel photos. This spurs a conversation about looking at their own material which leads to a quick game of "Joke Computer". You Heard It Here First, Nikki's uncomfortable story from the MTV awards, a quick french lesson and Nikki's theory about Prince Harry. In the Reddit Dump, why people die from burns, a sentence that's way too hard to figure out and in the Final Thought Andrew gets challenged to make a special phone call. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, a friendly straddle, suffering for gains, late show crowds and forgotten sex toys are all top of mind. After a suggestion from his girlfriend, Andrew tries to get a doctor appointment. This leads to a conversation about how long you have to wait for an appointment these days and getting your weight when you go. You Heard It Here First, more sex. comes with age, how to get a kidney and Nikki does not care about old men in space. In the Top1 Bottom1, Andrew feels compelled to try a woman's pointed shoe as they have an elderly discussion about shoes. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.