The Nikki Glaser Podcast

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Jan 19, 2022 • 1h 18min

#162 White's Bottom w/ Carlisle Forrester

Between you and Nikki, things get silly when you have your besties Andrew Collin and Carlisle Forrester around. Nikki shares a little bit of her experience going to Bob Saget's funeral. We learn about Nikki's famous TV family, Carlisle's upbringing and what Andrew did on his old bed. You Heard It Here First, Tesla fart hack, Icarus movie review, semen skincare, accident selfies and couples who dress alike. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump before they "jump the dog" in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Jan 14, 2022 • 1h 25min

#161 Pretty Beautiful w/ Anya Marina, Song For Bob Saget

Nikki and Andrew are joined by singer/songwriter/BFF Anya Marina who explains the origin of the theme song of the podcast. Nikki and Andrew do a story tellers version of a joke they tell before stumbling upon national birds. They chat about how life has been now that they are not roommates, Andrew tries to pitch a title for Nikki's upcoming special and Nikki gives her two cents on the Alanis Morissette documentary. In the news they get inspired by dolphin genitalia to discuss when they first found porn and Andrew's Sports Moment is not as controversial as he thought. Besties give Nikki kudos and condolences in the Fanthrax segment. In the Final Thought Nikki debuts her Song For Bob. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Jan 13, 2022 • 1h 20min

#160 A Size Too Small w/ Anya Marina

Nikki enlisted her best friend singer and songwriter Anya Marina to help her out with an album recording. Since Anya is in town. it makes total sense for her to finally join Nikki and Andrew in studio. Andrew is sporting an "endless summer" look after spending his morning looking for his missing package. Nikki talks about the treatment she got yesterday and then they have another debate about the meaning of several. They talk about regrettable texts with exes, ADD meds and plastic surgery. You Heard It Here First: "Can-daver" hearts and getting to date a celebrity crush. They play Barstool's Answer The Internet and in the Final Thought Nikki shares her last texts with Bob Saget. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Jan 12, 2022 • 1h 24min

#159 Bit By Bees

Nikki began her day 3 hours later than expected and it will have some filler. She and Andrew discuss something peculiar on The Bachelor, aging and esthetics. They conclude that "the sun is done, smiling is done ,fun is done and expressions are done. They also discuss a hit band that will be on Lollapalooza 2029. You Heard It Here First, tips for masturbation without a vibrator and a trivia game on common goods. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, a message from Bowie, fast piano, goth letters, a specific suck and a heartwarming or breaking video. In the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew talk a little more about Bob Saget and Nikki is excited to be recording a song about him. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Jan 11, 2022 • 1h 12min

#158 Too Much Rain

Nikki starts off by commemorating her dear friend Bob Saget. She talks about receiving the news and processing his passing. Andrew learned about it from Nikki's misspelled text. In the news, a marketing ploy that totally worked, tips to keep warm from your crotch, Andrew realizes he's been watching Kamikaze overdubbed in English and Nikki and apparently no one else cares about the Golden Globes. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about apps that are not dessert or social media. In the Final Thought, Nikki tries some noises to help calm Andrew to sleep. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Jan 7, 2022 • 1h 11min

#157 The Stranger Thing

Nikki and Andrew kick things off by wondering why they want to impress strangers more than their partners. Nikki explains why "covid nose" came in handy and Andrew says he is a sight to see when breaking moving boxes. You Heard It Here First: the things we do in spite of our exes, counting to 3, staying grounded in a relationship and a Sports Moment about how lying can bite you in the ankle. Fanthrax messages brought all the swells with a mispronunciation, getting sober and a story about getting chased. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Jan 6, 2022 • 1h

#156 Expressions In The Biz

Nikki and Andrew are back together in studio catching up on Nikki's star studded Hawaiian adventure with Bill Maher, the one guy her dad would... The rest of this sentence is in the podcast. Nikki tells a story about how the ice was broken on a private jet, about a Larry David moment with Larry David, the precious gift she received from Woody Harrelson and lots more. They skipped segments this time but brought back a Bestie favorite in the Final Thought! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Jan 4, 2022 • 1h 10min

#155 Knows One Bound

Nikki is fresh off her trip to Hawaii and adding extra H's to words because she feels "mahalo" for the experience. Andrew and Nikki connect for the first time in a week and they all share what they've been up to during the break. Nikki experienced something for the first time in both her top and bottom moments, a UTI and a whale, Andrew and Brenna I Love You So Much Baby had the worst and then best of times, which include tears and vomit and Noa played a juggling act with different relationships. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, they cover quick sucks, an eyebrow raising fish study and hate songs. Nikki talks about a new friend she made that has 'arrested development' in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Dec 24, 2021 • 1h 18min

#154 Fruit Roll-Up and Fanthrax

Between you and Nikki, it might be best not to let your parents know about your attachment style. Andrew is shaking off his anxiety after driving through a blizzard to hang out with his girlfriend's family. To end the year they spend time going through all sorts of listener stories and messages. Nikki's mom calls with some holiday cheer but Nikki wants to know more about her Instagram post. While the show is off stay tuned to our Instagram @NikkiGlaserPod for some Coffee & Teabags live sessions. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Dec 23, 2021 • 1h 14min

#153 A St. Bernard That Saw Its Food

Between you and Nikki and Andrew love and attachment styles are on the brain. Nikki is learning about how she wants to be loved and that her love language is Tayor Swift Curiosity. Andrew and Brenna I love you so much baby, took a love quiz last night and the results were not surprising. They talk about a better way their parents could have loved them before Andrew delivers the news about awkward things that happen during sex. Nikki spills the beans on a too hot lap dance on the set of Magic Mike. At the end of the show they have an epiphany about how to get to a secure relationship. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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