The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Nikki believes people are the funniest when they are sick, she even discussed this with John Mayer. She and Andrew discuss robots taking over the world. Then lighten the mood by sharing funny stories about David Spade and Norm Macdonald. Andrew has a very big confession that takes up the entire news segment. Nikki's Reddit Dump has a lot of gems including a dog having a bad day, cool things to know, Carlisle Forrester's restaurant video. In The Final Thought Nikki gives Andrew a present from a Bestie and talks about her experience meeting them in Canada.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is finally back in STL and did not mind getting hit on at Starbucks before the pod. Andrew remembers cat calling in his fish monger days. Nikki noticed that there are more conmen than serial killers and always prefers a documentary over a drama about them. Andrew missed Canada because of a flight cancellation and Nikki was close to getting cancelled on Air Canada. You Heard It Here First, this optical illusion can tell you more about your brain, multi tasking is not real and TikTok can consumer all of your time. In Top1 Bottom1 they discuss "favors" and Nikki remembers one of her favorite moments from Perfect Strangers 2 in the Final Thought.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Andrew is so excited for the PGA Masters tour that it inspired a green ensemble. Nikki is not so impressed with the name but enjoys the men speaking in hush tones. They discuss yelling and arguing styles. Nikki shares a tip she gave her buddy Emil Wakim before he went on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. In the Fanthrax part of the show, Besties share their collection of co'uhls, an old screen name and some funny mispronunciations. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki has already done 7 hours of talking, she's very much into ghosts which is why is calls herself an orange apparition and they are all proud of their friend Emil Wakim. Nikki tells Andrew about her upcoming appearances and which Youtube star slid into her DMs. They briefly discuss a cringe moment at the Youtube Awards pre show that involved Norm MacDonald  and Nikki explains why the song Dirty Pop always gets stuck in her head. You Heard It Here First, lightening did strike but was it worth it? Get into the G Zone and we all care about Emil Wakim performing on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Andrew premieres his new segment Andrew's Succinct Short Story Circle Segment, where he shares one from his teenage years getting caught with weed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is making the rounds on E!'s Daily and Nightly Pop in Los Angeles. Andrew fills her in on his night opening for David Spade, a joke that didn't land the way he thought and a scandal that involved Nikki's parents backstage. Since Nikki missed the red carpet at the Grammy's, Andrew and Noa give her another chance to answer reporters. You Heard It Here First, don't charge a corporate card unless Andrew is your boss, it's safe to return your library book in NY and Nikki does care about Camila Cabello's feelings. In Reddit Dump, Nikki shares a video of a retail employee that made her laugh, a wart story that gave her a giggle and her new fascination with Tyler Henry. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew look at an old photo of the Cheers cast and are shocked by what people in their thirty's used to look like. Nikki wishes celebs would be more open about work they get done. Andrew talks about getting stretched and Nikki thinks her day can be spiced up with an accent. You Heard It Here First, we are closing the wage gap, a local restaurant stands up to a bully, pets can help you get into a relationship and Nikki does care about nude scenes but probably shouldn't. In the Top1 Bottom1 they talk about the movie Deep Water and deconstruct it into the Final Thought.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki tells Andrew about what she has so far learned about stoicism. She's looking forward to helping PETA later and announced that she will be hosting E!'s GRAMMY Awards Pre Red Carpet show on Sunday. Andrew is excited to open up for David Spade while she is out of town. You Heard It Here First, Noa's headline gets Nikki to talk about a new bit that she is still working out. Andrew shares a behind the scenes conversation. They throw their two cents in about a country artist cancelling his show to go to a basketball game, listen to fun voicemails on the Fanthrax segment and in the Final Thought, Nikki shares another new bit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is being honest right off the bat with something that she feels embarrassed asking. Andrew admits he also had doubts about the topic of her question. To get pumped for their Austin and New Orleans dates they talk about some fun stuff to do while there. You Heard It Here First, Nikki and Andrew share their thoughts on cheap hacks for the face, side effects of social media and why couples argue. The brutal honesty closes the show as Nikki talks about her admiration for Taylor Tomlinson that was at first hard to be open about. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki talks more about all the crazy experiences she had last week. Andrew is so proud of her for auditioning for Francis Ford Coppola and introducing her family to Wilco. Play a quiz with them called "Is It Taylor Swift or Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales?". You Heard It Here First: There is still no spray tan hack, Nikki is lucky to be height blind and congratulations to Taylor Swift! A couple of good finds in Nikki's Reddit Dump and a little bit more about meeting your heroes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki absolutely loves Bestie encounters, especially when she is with her parents. They discuss the Oscars 2022 and all the moments that you can't get enough of. You Heard It Here First, Taxidermy vs Cryotherapy, farting terms in a relationship, Nikki's new fragrance and big changes at her most visited site. Nikki does care about a missed in memoriam tribute and the Top 1 Bottom 1 features takes on the Will Smith and Chris Rock debacle at the Oscars. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.