The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Nikki and Andrew think renting bowling shoes is useless and a money scheme. Nikki is thinking a lot about people committing to stuff that doesn't work. She and Andrew have very different experiences at first Frat parties but no regrets about it. A news story prompts a pitch for Amber Alerts. In an extended Fanthrax segment they hear from Besties about going to shows alone, a co'uhl, birthday feelings, the weight of a soul and setting boundaries with a mom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paris Hilton gifted Nikki a pair of large sunglasses just in time for Nikki to hide her "lion eyes". Today Taylor Swift turned into a Doctor and gave a commencement speech at NYU. They discuss Taylor's thoughts on “cringe” then talk about being a huge fan of something. Nikki and Andrew give their perspectives on the new Sports Illustrated controversy and checking off boxes.  They introduce a new segment called Besties Being Guesties which features Bestie “Em” who listens to the pod while on patrol as a police officer. After learning a couple of things about co’uhl by-laws and dildos on the scene, Nikki brings up some new details about her upcoming special in the Final Thought.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki has been watching a show in British and there are some words she really likes. Andrew is using Brenna's cup and thinks his friend's huge Hamptons home is haunted. Nikki has also been watching the documentary Our Father and is really angry about it. Now that Andrew ordered a hair loss drug, they talk about the challenges of losing hair. You Heard It Here First, don't piss in milkshakes, comedy cures depression unless no one takes your card and Nikki loves tired guys. Andrew calls his dad to assuage Nikki's fears about her parents getting caught with high cancer bills and in Reddit Dump we learn how to pick the perfect lipstick, listen to the perfect sound and Nikki sings some jingles.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last night's episode theme of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? on E! had to be examined after Nikki was hurt by a comment made. Nikki and Andrew talk about messing with drunk parents and when calling out a co'uhl is bullying. Andrew's weekend had several moments he felt conflicted speaking up. You Heard It Here First: don't follow the dead face trend, don't get overdressed for a wedding and make your vows quick, learning to interpret art through a cultural course on Taylor Swift sounds ideal and Nikki does care about cutting up expensive clothes to have sex. In the Top1 Bottom1 segment Andrew's mind gets blow when he learns about appliances.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew love a routine. Nikki loves that she is running again and realized that she needs her life managed in quadrants. Andrew loves his new workouts and the prospect of getting back down on the floor. Nikki has a message of recovery before they get into some Fanthrax. Besties share messages about keeping a friend in check during Germany's America's Next Top Model, a pussy finger, a friendship break up and notes filled with love from the road.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is back on the Veep train. Andrew has a Floridian slip while Nikki is anxious about having to work with organizers. She likes to have benchmarks but not notorious neighbors. You Heard It Here First, funeral proposals, drunken cheating and exorbitant birthday parties. They hear a story of ecstasy and punk rock in Andrew's Succinct Short Story Circle Segment and in the Final Thought Nikki is shocked that Andrew doesn't know how to "turn Japanese".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew are excited to dance at the different weddings they are going to this weekend. Andrew tried to be accomplished by hitting up a Men's Warehouse today. Nikki wonders is she should splurge on a T-shirt and Andrew wonders the same about a watch. Nikki has been listening to a podcast called Brain Over Binge. You Heard It Here First; Waking up after death, more people believe in afterlife because of Tyler Henry, finding treasure and uncomfortable job interviews. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, she watches a video a ton of Besties wanted her to see, tips about not getting back to people and do men have someone that cares about them? In the Final Thought, Nikki decides she wants more drama on her next reality TV show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In Nikki's world you have to earn your treat. They remember the lunches they got in school and dirty lockers. This morning, Andrew's noise cancelling headphones also cancelled the smell of a smokey cab. They discuss acting out of their element on dates, like the time Andrew acted like "the strong silent type". Nikki is frustrated about going to a car dealership more so than almost dying on her last flight that had a new pilot. You Heard It Here First: groups are gross, someone got a better deal than Julie at GoodWill and the most anonymous celebrity relationship ever. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk about Friends the TV show and ones they had/have.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki explains why she loves to podcast 4 days a week. Andrew is trained in excel and Nikki sorta gets coding. Noa needs a Romanian translator for an important video. Nikki is frustrated by people's polarity and explains it using the Johnny Depp Vs. Amber Heard trial. They stand up for feminists, Andrew explains Florida stuff and Nikki realizes her vagina is a pecan. You Heard It Here First, the Chappelle attack  and how 2% increments might make you an NFL neurosurgeon. In Fanthrax, Nikki and Andrew read messages from Besties and get asked to invent a video game. They end the show with a stupid rap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode is sponsored by UberEats, download and order on the UberEats app today! Everyone in the biz is surprised that Nikki really lives in St. Louis. While Andrew wore his new boots that he purchased at 3am Nikki is wearing a pair of Crocs she got as a gift from one of the hottest guys on TV. They think about celebrity crushes and longevity of attraction. You Heard It Here First, no one is getting enough sleep and the not cool things said by exes. They play Finish My UberEats Order and determine if they could really shop for one another at the grocery store or pharmacy. In the Final Thought, Nikki wants to understand why people sign up for workout classes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.