The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Nikki invited her vocal instructor/sound healer Aria Thomé  (cast of E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?) to join the pod. She shares her background and answers all the questions Nikki and Andrew have about being a trans woman and her journey to finding peace within. To learn more about Aria's sound healing services and vocal coaching, please visit her website: ariasound108.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a long weekend Nikki and Andrew share their activities. Nikki did too much but that did not include jumping off a cliff. Andrew binged old movies and went one step too far with something bulky in his pants. Nikki explains a new reason to hate fireworks, doesn't agree with pissing in a pool and doesn't mind a flaccid penis. You Heard It Here First; rudeness on dates, a balance test that tells how long you'll live, Nikki called it, Cameron Diaz "unretires" and Nikki clears the air on a sensational headline that pitted her against Kim Kardashian. Lots of silly Reddit Dumps including this great joke by comedian Austin Lonnenberg. In the Final Thought Nikki tells a story from her 4th of July about an outburst she had at a restaurant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ATTN: We will not have a pod on Monday July 4th because Nikki will be on a cliff. The pod takes off with a cat chat. To not feel shame Nikki wants to be an inanimate object. She's thinking of bringing snap bracelets back but only if they can be recycled. She and Andrew discuss a study about women with higher IQ's than men. You Heard It Here First, holding in your pee on a long car ride is not so bad unless you have no Kegel muscles. Besties helping Besties and one with a dad similar to EJ leave voicemails for Fanthrax. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki almost ripped her eye out, she wouldn't mind if Andrew became a creepy Stephen King oracle and has a proposal for an iMessage improvement. Andrew wrote a movie once and they both talk about films starring Albert Brooks. Nikki loves the new Elvis movie but hates her mom's plan for a bargain on oral surgery. Addiction is more complicated than you think and You Heard It Here First, so are relationships and oxytocin. Andrew shares his untold dentist story on Andrew's Succinct Short Story Circle segment.In the Final Thought Nikki explains why she had a vibrator put in an unlikely place and why she is not so pleased with Wendy Williams. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki got an affirming text from Bert Kreischer about exhaustion, it took a lot to surive his Fully Loaded Tour. Nikki and Andrew talk about their old family cars and a dream they both have. Andrew tells a story about his Aunt Melanie that might indicate she is super human. Nikki has an epiphany about her family's nature before her and Andrew make controversial statements. You Heard It Here First; Nitrous at the dentist is always a "yes", festivals will make you happy but stuff on the news won't. Nikki's Reddit Dump makes her ponder if it's possible to be friends with a friend with benefits long term.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew share some tidbits from their time off. Andrew golfed a new record and Nikki went to Columbine twice. Nikki has mixed feelings about wearing a bikini on a comedy tour and Andrew wonders how personal to get with a stranger? Nikki was a little confused with Toronto's sense of humor and nationalism. However, she was too smart for a religious conversion at the Columbine Memorial. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they each talk about fashion trends for their sex. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show announcement! We will be on vacation next week. Unfortunately Nikki's airBNB might be a little much. However, she might get the sex tape she's always secretly wanted. The Fully Loaded Festival w/ Bert Kreischer is coming up and Nikki tells Andrew how she feels about being on a tour bus. EJ got the heaviest gift certificate for Father's Day, Andrew might listen to Nikki's advice about being a mailbox and jealousy is nefarious. You Heard It Here First, don't get drunk and try to sell your car and women don't have enough orgasms from penetration. Besties leave fun voicemails in the Fanthrax segment. And Nikki might finally have a cool night sleep when she gets home from vacation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Andrew's fingers may have been shaved off and Nikki kinda gets having pride for sports teams after hearing the emotion tied to it. Natalie Garcia of MaeDay Rescue joins to answer all questions about being a lesbian and rescuing dogs. They talk about age gaps in relationships, Sheldon the blind poodle and Nikki reveals that she is getting vetted for fostering a bird named Elmer. Also, you'll never guess who came up with the name of the  #whosyourdoggieseries.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki asks Andrew if she can give his expired prepared meals to her mom. They discuss being recognized and Nikki says she has "grandma style" as a daily look. Vinegar might be a good fabric softner but it can't get a face as soft as Andrew's after a shave. Luigi was a good guard dog. Nikki is annoyed about her joke being edited but they celebrate the FBoy Island 2 announcement. They flash back to 1995 and an aggressive Sunny-D commercial. Andrew drops 2 jokes that Nikki heard late. She clears some things about the Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Finale before getting to Reddit Dump. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki went to the gynecologist this morning and had a surprise shadow. Andrew has hot dogs and baked beans on the brain. They try to figure out their last supper, if Andrew will quit his F45 classes and Nikki is bummed about being alone. You Heard It Here First, how to distract a liar, a creepy crawly way to make extra cash and Nikki gives her thoughts on Taylor Swift's imposter syndrome. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about school subjects. Nikki closes the show reading a letter she wrote sucking up to her science teacher and figures out which Britney Spears song she became. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.