Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Joe Kwaczala and Rory Uphold are back to discuss the guy who ghosted Rory, red flags, love bombing, favorite drops, stuffiness, skincare and so much more. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

I was delighted to welcome back Laurie Kilmartin. She has a new hilarious special out called Cis Woke Grief Slut. We discussed the title, her love of shampoo, whether the smells she enjoys are weird, parenthood, the MSNBC situation, the podcast she does with Jackie Kashian, pomegranates, life on the road, robes and so much more. Plus we did a round of Podcast Pals Product Picks and JMOE and more! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   BETTER HELP:  http://BetterHelp.com/BESTFRIEND (use code BESTFRIEND for 10% off),  Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend is sponsored by Better Help Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Joe Kwaczala and Rory Uphold join us and we may have invented a revolutionary IP. Rory is afraid of an ocean-related demise however she's willing to let sea monkeys clean her teeth. Joe snaps in an unusual way and all of us seemingly failed geography. Plus so much more including Podcast Pals Product Picks and Just Me Or Everyone! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Nora Smith (Bob's Burgers) and her dad Pete Smith (Adult Swim, Space Ghost Coast to Coast) join the show and now I want them to come on every week! We talked about Roll Up a Song, the debut album by Gonzales Smith. Pete wrote the lyrics and Jay Gonzales of Drive-By Truckers did the music. We also talked about boundaries, Pete being propositioned by the CIA, the best person in the Smith family, Pete's journey from art school to animation to writing, promos and music. Nora's path to becoming co-showrunner on Bob's. Nora's mom's optimism. The fartvan. True Detective, Metamucil and so much more. We also did a round of Podcast Pals Product Pics and Just Me Or Everyone. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

The podcast covers a variety of entertaining topics, including listener-submitted Just Me Or Everyones, the possibility of Daniel ice skating, bathroom humor, homes without windows, snail reproduction, sensory experiences, and a documentary on 'The Greatest Night in Pop'.

I'm not absolutely convinced the riddle/brain teaser I told Daniel at the end of the show is the worst ever but I'm open to the argument. Before this we take calls and discuss quaint musicals (My Fair Lady!), elocution, historic amounts of pain, sayings we might be getting wrong, skunks, Florida and so much more! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial  

It's just Tony, Daniel and me for this show. Tony wants to know what guest I would agree to do Zoom for and I have a hard-hitting question for Daniel. Plus we talk about Narduar, Terri Gross, urinal games, pig roasts, sports hair, Mets vs. Yankees and more! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Molly Roden Winter has a husband and a boyfriend and the occasional fling. Her husband has a girlfriend and also dates other women. They have two children. She says her marriage has never been stronger. Molly writes about opening up her marriage in the NYT bestseller More: A Memoir of Open Marriage, which is being adapted for the screen and which has captured the zeitgeist and garnered a ton of press. We talk about reactions to the book, why she wanted to tell her story, finding out her parents weren't monogamous, mutual degradation, ethical non-monogamy, rules, jealousy and insecurity, identity, cults and so much more. We also do rounds of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Lizzy Cooperman is here and she's watching The Sopranos like it's her job. Also she purchased a "geometric swirl" bookshelf. Jackie gave us an exclusive about an exchange she had with Tobey Maguire! Also I need to know about her Taylor Swift concert experience and her ticket hookup. Daniel's mood is dictated by Duolingo. We also talking about desserts growing up, Fuddruckers, My Dinner with Andre, gatekeepers, product picks and more. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Daniel and I take your calls on all sorts of things including favorite and least favorite smells which he thinks is not going to be interesting and how wrong he is!!!! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   This episode is brought to you by: BETTER HELP: http://BetterHelp.com/BESTFRIEND (use code BESTFRIEND for 10% off),  Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend is sponsored by Better Help Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial