

Total Party Kill
The Incomparable Dungeon Masters
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
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Jan 7, 2020 • 1h 7min
222: Look At My Beautiful Cone
Furian opens a door.

Dec 31, 2019 • 59min
221: Send in Meepo!
You’ve seen the dungeons, but what about the dragons? Our first-level adventurers get what they asked for in this episode, as they encounter Karylax, the ice dragon wormling. Will he welcome back his old companion Meepo, or does he view our party’s Kobold sidekick as an enemy? Only one way to find out!

Dec 24, 2019 • 59min
220: Every Death Is a Data Point
Tragedy at the archery range! Can anyone save Meepo? Will an assortment of goblins pay the ultimate price? And what’s through that next door? (Hint: Probably more goblins.)

Dec 17, 2019 • 57min
219: Murder Sesame Street
With all the rats finally dispatched, it’s time to switch all our attention to Goblins! Will the Adventurers’ Pyramid be charming enough to talk their way past another collection of Goblin guards and invite them out to drinks after work on a Thursday? Or will it be death for Meepo the Kobold?

Dec 10, 2019 • 51min
218: This Fountain Counts Rats
Who wants to kill a Rat Queen? It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to leap into the fray and become the meat in a rat sandwich. Is Max up for the job?

Dec 3, 2019 • 54min
217: Reading is Fundamental
It’s time for the podcast that asks the question, “Why are there rats?” In this episode, Max discovers a fountain with a creepy inscription. Also our team meets—and kills—a whole lot of rats. Dungeon fun!

Nov 26, 2019 • 1h 7min
216: Trust Me, I've Got a Plan
Max and Nox concoct a plan to fool a bunch of goblins. A surprisingly tall goblin guard makes an appearance. Many deception rolls are attempted. Can nonviolence really work, or is it all a folly? The dice rolls will reveal all!

Nov 19, 2019 • 1h 11min
215: Combat is for Feelings
How many rats does it take to get to the center of a Sunless Citadel? Our adventurers find out, and then learn some important lessons about the dynamics of Kobold culture.

Nov 12, 2019 • 40min
214: Hit the Rat!
Our new adventurers are about to face their first combat situation, as a group of giant rats attack the party. Who will survive unscathed and who will be bathed in their own blood?

Nov 6, 2019 • 49min
213: The Best Adventures Start With Lies
Our adventurers visit a mansion to receive an assignment, participate in a team-building exercise, and climb down a rope into a subterranean gulf of darkness.


