

Total Party Kill
The Incomparable Dungeon Masters
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
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Aug 26, 2025 • 1h 3min
516: Tureen Full of Djinn
A chaotic crew assembles to free a head from a book.
Candlekeep - Zikran's Zephyrean Tome, Part 1
Tony Sindelar with James Thomson, Kathy Campbell, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz and Tiff Arment
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Edited by Erika Ensign.
Candlekeep Mysteries
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Aug 19, 2025 • 1h 12min
515: Take a Penny, Leave a Healing
Jasper aggressively chugs a healing potion while making eye contact. K’ronng starts pressing buttons and pulling levers. J’osh pulls a Teddy bear. Revelle has a hot wet lion summer. Tony thinks monks’ robes are like drab toga parties.
Tixie Tockworth is air-gapped and did not plan for lions.
Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 8
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Chip Sudderth, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley
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Edited by Erika Ensign.
Keys from the Golden Vault
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Aug 12, 2025 • 54min
514: Tockworth's Clockwise Clockworks
J’osh is still alive…ish. K’ronng is poetry in motion. Revelle shifts the wind. Jasper tried. Tony is mean to the people he actually likes.
Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 7
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Chip Sudderth, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley
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Edited by Erika Ensign.
Keys from the Golden Vault
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Aug 5, 2025 • 59min
513: Experienced Bucket People
J’osh is in the jaws of defeat. Jasper finds a new favourite bell. K’ronng is doing all the work. Revelle is a Triton again. Tony likes to use robot dogs to hurt his friends.
Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 6
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Chip Sudderth, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley
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Edited by Erika Ensign.
Keys from the Golden Vault
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Jul 29, 2025 • 1h 3min
512: Hey Abbot!
K’ronng opens Slonk’s eyes. Jasper doesn’t want to beat up the robot dogs. J’osh checks the potty. Revelle likes a man with smooth hands. Tony has feelings about numbers.
Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 5
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Chip Sudderth, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley
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Edited by Erika Ensign.
Keys from the Golden Vault
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7 snips
Jul 22, 2025 • 1h 1min
511: Beep Beep Woof Woof Clank Clank
This week, Jason Snell, a passionate D&D enthusiast and Triton Druid, joins the fun. He dives into the quirky world of Little Lockford, where the party faces a rogue inventor and his clockwork forces. The players hilariously discuss jail marketing strategies, even envisioning a gnome mascot. They creatively parody 'Law and Order' with a gnome twist, adding a light-hearted touch to justice. Throughout their journey, they explore abandoned prisons and unveil secrets, all while rescuing a trapped robot dog, resulting in both laughter and tension.

Jul 15, 2025 • 55min
510: We Have Ways of Making You Tock
Revelle spends a lot of time thinking about toilets. J’osh has a (very) bright idea. K’ronng is both a small and a large creature. Jasper doesn’t want to go in there. Tony decides Gnomish beer tastes like Mountain Dew.
Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 3
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Chip Sudderth, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley
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Edited by Erika Ensign.
Keys from the Golden Vault
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Jul 8, 2025 • 1h 1min
509: Miner Enchantment
Jasper is sorry and has a sorry short sword. J’osh wonders how melty this metal is. K’ronng would never murder a dog. Revelle is always second bucket. Tony is confused when the players are mission-oriented.
Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 2
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Chip Sudderth, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley
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Edited by Erika Ensign.
Keys from the Golden Vault
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Jul 1, 2025 • 1h 7min
508: Stuffward Ho!
In this new Keys from the Golden Vault adventure, K’ronng hates the Underdark, J’osh spares the dying, Revelle throws a rock, and Jasper thinks this is all terrible. Tony claims this is technically team building.
Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 1
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Chip Sudderth, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley
Show Notes & Links
Edited by Erika Ensign.
Keys from the Golden Vault
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Jun 24, 2025 • 57min
507: The Thumbs-Up Crew
In this finale episode, the party takes a lot of damage and finds a chew toy.
Uni and the Hunt for the Last Horn, Part 5
Mikah Sargent with Aleen Simms, Annette Wierstra, James Thomson, Jason Snell and Kathy Campbell
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Edited by Erika Ensign.
Uni and the Hunt for the Lost Horn
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