

The 9pm Edict
Stilgherrian
The 9pm Edict is a podcast looking at the news and its frustrations. Produced and presented by Stilgherrian somewhere near Sydney, Australia. It contains strong language and disturbing mental imagery. Be warned, Dear Listener.
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Dec 20, 2019 • 55min
The 9pm Arch Window of the Self-Pleasuring Breakdown of Reality
The episode it's all about the year that was 2019, as it dissolves in unreality and disappears in a cloud of bushfire smoke.You'll also hear about scams, Boris Johnson, lightbulbs, Scott Morrison, sea pigs, Donald Trump, harlequins, Korea (both of them), rugby players, Passion Pop, Peter Dutton, and pornography.Full podcast details at:https://stilgherrian.com/edict/00093/Support this podcast at:https://stilgherrian.com/tip/https://skank.com.au/subscribe/

Dec 3, 2019 • 57min
The 9pm Summer Sunshine Perversion, Degeneracy, and Socialism
It’s all about the learning this episode. You'll learn some obvious things about the internet. You’ll learn how to manage your romantic relationships. And you’ll learn how to improve your wellness in just a few seconds.In this episode of The 9pm Edict you'll also hear about pigs, bears, The Illuminati, the colour pink, Mark Zuckerberg, Rudy Giuliani, and socialism.The next episode of The 9pm Edict will recorded on Thursday 12 November 2019. It's be an end-of-year wrap with Nicholas Fryer, although I may also record something in the quiet week between Christmas and New Year.Full podcast details at:https://stilgherrian.com/edict/00092/Support this podcast at:https://stilgherrian.com/tip/https://skank.com.au/subscribe/

Nov 3, 2019 • 1h 6min
The 9pm Quiet Australians for the Hollow Moon Political Truth
Hear the truth about the Moon. Answer some hypothetical questions. Learn about one of the newest and greatest threats to society.In this episode of The 9pm Edict you'll hear about dog whistles, cows, the Illuminati, pods, burnouts, toilet smells, the Commission of Presidential Scholars, and of course the Truth.Full podcast details at:https://stilgherrian.com/edict/00091/Support this podcast at:https://stilgherrian.com/tip/https://skank.com.au/subscribe/

Aug 25, 2019 • 51min
The 9pm Authoritarian Tentacles
Listen up for true facts about Donald Trump, true facts hidden by the Mueller investigation, and an encounter with the sex walrus.This way overdue episode of The 9pm Edict doesn't contain Nicholas Fryer, but it does contain Donald Trump, North Korea, Neil Armstrong, credit cards, pancakes, and an exploding duck. And, of course, tentacles.Full podcast details at:https://stilgherrian.com/edict/00090/Links to source material at:https://pinboard.in/u:stilgherrian/t:edict00090?sort=titleSupport this podcast with a subscription or a one-off contribution:https://skank.com.au/subscribehttps://stilgherrian.com/tip

Jun 21, 2019 • 1h 7min
The 9pm Arch Window of the Technological Cold War Butt-Mouse
In the episode we discover the cause of international conflict, we learn the precise secrets of foreplay, and Nicholas Fryer gives us the latest on prime minister Scott Morrison.In this episode, we hear about the problems faced by the knitting community, Mars, masturbation, latte sippers, light bulbs, election statistics, and the impending technological Cold War.Full podcast details at:https://stilgherrian.com/edict/00089/Links to source material at:https://pinboard.in/u:stilgherrian/t:edict00089?sort=titleSupport this podcast with a subscription or a one-off contribution:https://skank.com.au/subscribehttps://stilgherrian.com/tip

Jun 10, 2019 • 32min
The 9pm Ladybird Baby Formula Alligator Doom Watch
Sydney is falling apart thanks to a major threat to our national security. But it's not just Sydney under threat, and not even just Australia.In this episode, Boris Johnson, alligators, the Chinese navy, paranoia, the metric system, a confused criminal, and two Americans who survived a frightening encounter.Full podcast details at:https://stilgherrian.com/edict/00088/Links to source material at:https://pinboard.in/u:stilgherrian/t:edict00088?sort=titleSupport this podcast with a subscription or a one-off contribution:https://skank.com.au/subscribehttps://stilgherrian.com/tip

May 23, 2019 • 1h 9min
The 9pm Arch Window of the Curious Equilibrium
What a surprise! The result of Australia's federal election was the opposite of what nearly all the pundits had been predicting. And in a sense, nothing changed.Once again, I'm joined by Nicholas Fryer. Apart from the election, we talk about Jacqui Lambie, 5G technology, the nature of Senators, Twitter mistakes, Tiddlywinks, dead cats, space squid, the statistics of extinction, and television newsreaders.The 9pm Edict is supported by the generosity of its listeners. If you enjoyed this podcast, perhaps subscribe for special benefits or throw a few coins into the tip jar.For all the details:https://stilgherrian.com/edict/00087/To support The 9pm Brisbane Podcasts 2019:https://stilgherrian.com/brisbane/

May 10, 2019 • 1h 13min
The 9pm Arch Window of the Unlawful Use of an Egg
In this episode, we continue to explore the wonders of Australian democracy as we approach the final week of the federal election campaign, and more.We talk about truth and lies, eggs, LSD, Garfield, canned water, science, the Australian Federal Police, and even conspiracy theories. Once again, I'm joined by Nicholas Fryer.The 9pm Edict is supported by the generosity of its listeners. If you enjoyed this podcast, perhaps subscribe for special benefits or throw a few coins into the tip jar.SPECIAL CHARITY DEAL: Half of all your tips past the first $400 will be donated to the Black Dog Institute, to help them help you cope with the resulting depression. Please throw a few coins into the tip jar or subscribe for added benefits. This deal runs until whenever the ABC’s Antony Green calls the election on 18 May.For all the details:https://stilgherrian.com/edict/00086/Tip me and the Black Dog Institute, half each:https://skank.com.au/tip/

May 4, 2019 • 4h 1min
The 9pm Minor Party Policy Filibuster
Ladies and Gentlemen, here's the full four-hour recording of my latest stupid podcast idea: a livestreamed reading of minor party election policies, while drinking.Clive Palmer's United Australia Party, Katter's Australian Party (KAP), FRASER ANNING'S CONSERVATIVE NATIONAL PARTY IN ALL CAPITALS, the Rise Up Australia Party, the Involuntary Medication Objectors (Vaccination/Fluoride) Party, the Non-Custodial Parents Party (Equal Parenting), the Love Australia or Leave, and more.SPECIAL CHARITY DEAL: Half of all your tips past the first $400 will be donated to the Black Dog Institute, to help them help you cope with the resulting depression. Please throw a few coins into the tip jar or subscribe for added benefits. This deal runs until whenever the ABC's Antony Green calls the election on 18 MayFor all the details:https://stilgherrian.com/edict/00085/Tip me and the Black Dog Institute, half each until the ABC's Antony Green calls the election result on 18 May:https://skank.com.au/tip/

May 2, 2019 • 4min
Announcing "The 9pm Minor Party Policy Filibuster"
Dear Listener, this announcement is for my latest stupid, stupid podcast idea: "The 9pm Minor Party Policy Filibuster"This Saturday night the 4th of May I'll be livestreaming me reading from the policies of minor political parties contesting Australia's federal election, and supporting a charity. Kinda.It starts at 7pm AEST and runs for an astounding four hours.For all the details:https://stilgherrian.com/edict/00084a/To listen live:https://stilgherrian.com/edict/live/or on Spreaker apps:https://www.spreaker.com/downloadTip me and the Black Dog Institute, half each:https://skank.com.au/tip/


