Langston and David dedicate an episode to answering a listener's email with their version of Quid Pro Quo Ho, a popular game from our live shows. The game presents hopeful possibilities for the world, but each possibility comes with very specific conditions. Think of it as a Black Saw scenario and Langston being Jigsaw, which weirdly seems to track. The conversation leads to beautiful chaos and David still defends himself as a lover of all animals.  SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David, Olivia, and editor Justin hold down the fort on this week's Motherf*ckin Mini Episode and discuss the newest ambassador request for My Momma Told Me: Temu.  EMAIL YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORIES & DROPS TO mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Lil' Mommas! We will be back next week with new episodes and more Black conspiracy theories to wrap our lil' heads around. Enjoy this episode with Keith Johnson. Be sure to rate and review the podcast here.  -- Is Ray J the "Godfather of Culture"? Langston and David get into a deep conversation with comedian Keith Johnson (This Fool, Comedy Central) about how Ray J has been at every pivotal point in cultural moments. We may even say that he's the Black Forrest Gump. Does he truly take any losses? Was Kanye sacrificed for Ray J? We go from Kardashians to playing the piano in front of Mayweather, and much more. Also, we start the episode with a deep dive into Black fallen heroes: Will Smith and Michael Jorden. Heavy emphasis on "fallen." Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David holds the fort down while Langston is out, but producer Olivia makes her debut cameo on this week's Motherf*ckin Mini Episode. They answer an email about celebrities dying in threes.  EMAIL YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORIES & DROPS TO mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Langston and David present My Momma Told Me Live at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles, California for Netflix Is A Joke Festival. They invite returning guests Jay Jurden and Steelo Brim to partake in crazy and hilariously controversial conversations surrounding Black conspiracy theories. From Kendrick and Drake beef to big booties, we know you Lil' Mommas will like this episode.  EMAIL YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORIES & DROPS TO mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David talk about Kendrick Lamar's diss track to Drake and answer a listener's emails about an urban legend figure: The Bunny Man.  **FEW TICKETS LEFT** MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did 8ft aliens take over a Miami mall? Langston and David talk with returning guest, Dulcé Sloan (Hello, Friends! Stories of Dating, Destiny, & Day Jobs), about this phenomenon that happened a few months ago. This was reported all over the local news as well as TikTok. The three get down to business asking questions about the existence of aliens, how tall aliens are, and would aliens even want to hang out with earthlings. Also, we learn Langston and David's REAL heights.  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My Momma Told Me presents the first act of the Chicago Live show. Just to give you Lil' Mommas a taste of what to expect at our live show on SUN 5/5 at The Comedy Store. If you haven't gotten tickets go to NetflixIsAJoke.com and search "My Momma Told Me". Get your today! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David reflect on the life and death of O.J. Simpson. A complicated figure in the culture and a frequently brought up person on this podcast. His comedy, Twitter antics, and headlines supplied so much material to daily conversations, plus they discuss past topics like O.J.'s son doing the murder and the strange videos O.J. posted leading up to his death. We all agree murder isn't funny, but O.J. may be the funniest acquitted murderer ever.  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the infamous Hag that suffocates you while you're sleeping. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.