My Momma Told Me

Are turtles racist? Langston and David break out of their shells and talk to Carl Tart (NBC's Grand Crew) and talk about this TikTok viral video. Were turtles complicit in an act of racism? Are pigs smart? Are we just banning straws so turtles can stop snorting cocaine? All these questions will be answered in this wild episode. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Langston and David answer an angry listener's email about their Black Hebrew Israelites episode. Surprisingly this episode is not sponsored by CashApp.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was the Super Bowl half time performance demonic? Langston and David take the stage to address Rihanna pentagram rumors, A$AP Rocky being bamboozled by dark energy, and why she's wearing so much red. White guys are winning dunk contests and if you are still deciding to go to your 10 year high school reunion, Langston and David has some advice how to go about it.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com Catch My Momma Told Me LIVE replay on Moment! Get your Moment ticket here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Is the NFL scripted? Langston and David move the chains on the possibilities of this viral conspiracy theory. Discussions arise when we revisit the NBA being rigged and what rappers Langston and David could beat up. The answer: plenty. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on Moment! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about women being on their periods and why they should not hold a newborn baby during that time. Plus, Langston tears white people apart and David announces he is pro p*ssy. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on Moment! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you cut a girl’s hair before her 1st birthday, will she be cursed with bad hair? Langston and David take a seat with Joelle Monique (Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald) to discuss this coming-of-age conspiracy. There are talks of curl patterns, traumatizing haircut stories, and what Black Twitter found out about the hair relaxer models. Plus, Langston is confident that he and Rihanna would be good friends. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on Moment! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about organ donor and harvesting speculations in the Black community. MILF Manor is discussed and we all are devastated by the world. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on Moment! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you keep food in your mouth for too long, will it will turn into poop? Langston and David take on this conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of this smut. Conversation goes all over the place. They discuss badly dressed comics and whatever happened to the people from "2 Girls, 1 Cup". Go ahead and #putthatdresson and take a listen!  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on Moment! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.