
My Momma Told Me
Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.
Latest episodes

May 9, 2023 • 37min
Sippin Some Head (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
Are African leader's heads being kept in jars in Europe? Langston and David go down the TikTok rabbit hole on this viral Black conspiracy theory. They talk about the history of body parts being collected as war trophies, museums messed up motives on displaying bodies, and Boyz II Men. Makes us question a lot of things throughout this episode, like Langston buying a tuxedo. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 4, 2023 • 16min
Biracial Booty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)
We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime enjoy this MMTM classic mini-episode. Rate and review the podcast at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me/id1523712290 -- Langston and David answer a listener's email about knowing which biracial parent is Black based off their booty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 2, 2023 • 51min
12 Inches or Less (with Brandon Kyle Goodman) (RE-RELEASE)
We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime enjoy this MMTM classic with guest Brandon Kyle Goodman. Rate and review the podcast at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me/id1523712290 --- Do Black men have big dicks? Langston and David discuss with Brandon Kyle Goodman (Netflix's Big Mouth) about the greatest and most talked about rumor across all races. We get to the bottom of whether size matters or whether it's the motion of the ocean. Also, we talk about David's encounter with the Folsom Street Fair. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 27, 2023 • 29min
CrazySmellyCool: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about the female body repelling men if they are incompatible. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 25, 2023 • 51min
We Got Dem Dawgs in Us (with Katrina Davis)
Do dogs form packs at night and attack people? Langston and David yap it up with Katrina Davis (Figuring It Out on Amazon Prime) about her dog saving days and all sort of wild Florida antics. Are dogs more friendlier than cats? What do you do when a dog get's aggressive? Is the Wendy's on Colfax Avenue slow? Whatever the answers may be David wants you to know that he doesn't hate dogs. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 20, 2023 • 18min
Birth Markie: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about having a birth mark makes you an old soul. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 18, 2023 • 55min
No Full House in God's House (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
Is playing cards on a Sunday a sin? Langston and David lay their cards out on the table and explore a listener's conspiracy theory. Was the "Last Supper" a Texas Hold'em Game? Whether you're into Fan Duel or Spades these "sinful" games get them talking about gambling and one of Langston's secret talents: predicting anime outcomes. Plus, the guys add more clarification about oral sex and cancer...like that won't stop them from getting nasty. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 13, 2023 • 21min
Get On Your Disease: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about sucking d*ck giving you cancer. Plus, Langston unleashes a new evil on the mic. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 11, 2023 • 56min
My Momma, Ya Arm! (with Skye Townsend)
If you have skinny arms, does that mean you can't cook? Langston and David gather around the table with Skye Townsend (HBO's A Black Lady Sketch Show) and talk about this popular meme conspiracy theory. They question cooking skills, Skye's taste in men in the Greater New York area, and what thick arms really indicate. Also, David asks listeners to bring a plate to his green room, and make sure it has tinfoil on top. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 6, 2023 • 14min
Zzz Diddy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about P.Diddy not sleeping or eating and getting his nutrients through an IV and micro-dosing molly. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.