
My Momma Told Me
Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.
Latest episodes

Jul 18, 2023 • 56min
Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a B*tch (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
Do butterflies in your stomach mean you're in love or is your body warning you about that person? Langston and David talk are extra lengths about a fan's conspiracy theory and what our brain is actually trying to warn us. We fully acknowledge how our brain has let us astray in the past and what the human connection really brings forth to all of us. Also, if Dennis Graham is reading this, it's not too late to come on the pod! Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 13, 2023 • 21min
The Michael Blackson Paradox: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about Maya Angelou's voice being performative in the public eye. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 11, 2023 • 52min
Mississippi Burning of The Third Kind (with Khari Johnson)
Did the Pascagoula alien abductions happen? Langston and David make contact with Khari Johnson (Pause with Sam Jay) to talk about this Southern conspiracy theory. Boy scout stories are bound to pop up as they find video reenactments of the kidnappings online. Lots of questions asked and sad truths realized throughout the discussion. Also, why are those Avatar aliens so thick? Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 6, 2023 • 21min
Back That Gazz Up: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)
Langston and David answer a listener's email about gas prices being cheaper in the hood. Math and the state of Wyoming get involved in this mini episode. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 4, 2023 • 1h 14min
Devil Coons (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE
We will return with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime, please rate and review the podcast here! Bye bitch! Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! --- Is all secular music a sin? Langston and David dive deep into this listener-submitted conspiracy theory that explores homemade documentaries on Facebook about the group Earth, Wind, and Fire, talks about Eddie Murphy meeting infamous satanist Sammy Davis Jr., and warning listeners not to do the "King Ding A Ling" in front of a mirror. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 29, 2023 • 23min
Republic of the Quantum: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener’s very confusing email about spiritual dimensions, or something vaguely George Clooney related. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 27, 2023 • 56min
Devil In a Sundress (with Lisa Beasley)
When it rains and the sun is shining, does that means the devil is beating his wife? Langston and David speak with Lisa Beasley (South Side) about this classic spiritual Black conspiracy theory. There are talks about what whether devil's wife looks like an Instagram Baddie or a female version of Goro from Mortal Kombat. We encourage our listeners to send us drawings and ask an important question: what restaurant would the Devil take his wife to? Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 22, 2023 • 16min
Boom Goes The Neighborhood: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about fireworks being placed in Black neighborhoods to cause chaos in the community. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 20, 2023 • 1h 4min
Burnt & Turnt (with Sydnee Washington)
Should you burn your own hair, so people can't cast a spell on you? Langston and David invite MMTM’s most chaotic guest Sydnee Washington (Inside Amy Schumer) back on the podcast to discuss this conspiracy theory. They dabble in talks of dark magic, Sydnee accidentally burning her house down, and much more. Plus, she is determined to become the third host. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 15, 2023 • 21min
chatGPT vs. Everybody: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about A.I. and chatGPT has replaced the podcast. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.