Hey Lil' Mommas! New Mini Episodes will be available starting next week. Until then, enjoy this classic... Langston and David answer a listener's email about baby formula companies purposefully tricking African women not to breastfeed, so they could sell them baby formula. -- FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedians Punkie Johnson, Skye Townsend, and writer Jordan Temple join in to discuss topics such as itchy titties as a sign of cheating, scratching left titty superstition, body image judgments, an Amsterdam assassination, lack of depression research in the black community, and dogs talking with racial slurs.

Hey Lil Mommas! Looking for a new show to add to your podcast rotation? Check out StraightioLab with George Civeris and Sam Taggart. This episode features My Momma Told Me host, Langston Kerman. In the meantime, be sure to rate and review My Momma Told Me here. Bye, bitch! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Get your items now at mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com --- Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Not so fast, sicko. This week we have poet laureate Langston Kerman on to debunk the disgusting and hurtful rumor that poetry is gay. In addition to taking town the toxic poetry industry, we also discuss whether or not David Sedaris is mother, how straight men suffer when they play gay or even bi on TV, and how weddings are the new Coachella (drug-use wise). So free yourself from form, thank ee cummings for inspiring Ariana Grande, and listen to this ep!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tristen Winger, Jay Jurden, and Marilee Williams join in the best episodes of the year. Topics include conspiracy theories about flu shots, controversial discussions on Gatorade tracking and Southern beliefs, growing hair as a black person, random ads, Peli jackets and bulletproof cloaks, and conversations about David Ruffin, Pelly brand, and heart health.

Is there a war on Christmas? Langston and David slide down the chimney with no care on this conspiracy theory. Tangents arise when discussing why people are so angry. Is it the language? Is it our current world? Who knows, but talks of IG baddies and multiracial Albinos are discussed. Also, they talk about how far to lean into the Christmas spirit. Since this is the last episode of the year, we here at MMTM want to wish you Lil' Mommas a Happy Holidays (Kwanzaa, if you're nasty) and stay tuned for the next two weeks showcasing The Best of My Momma Told Me Pt. 1 and Pt. 2. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Lil Mommas! Instead of Thursday's Motherf*ckin Mini Episode, we will be releasing the My Momma Told Me Live in LA early. Enjoy!  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does "freaking" a Black & Mild make it healthier? Langston and David sit down with returning MMTM guest, Rob Haze (The Inconsistent Podcast) about this conspiracy theory. Questions arise around the process and whether or not these are allowed to be brought on airplanes. Plus, they touch lightly on dressing up like business professionals for the club back in 2010. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer an email from someone speculating the link of CTE to R&B artists. Plus, Langston and David exchange K-Ci & Jojo videos. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you mention you're an "organ donor" on your driver's license, does that mean doctors won't save you? Langston and David dissect this conspiracy theory with Carl Foreman, Jr. (Search Party). Conversations about who is and who isn't an organ donor arise. Does it matter what type of organs go into certain bodies? They also talk about what recipients they would refuse to donate to (we're looking at you, Kid Rock). Plus, gruesome realizations happen along the way. Thanks, research! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David respond to MMTM's most infamous listener in the latest installment of their email series.  FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.