

Kill James Bond!
November, Abigail, and Devon
November Kelly, Abi Thorn and Devon seek to kill the James Bond in our minds.
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Jan 18, 2024 • 1h 18min
S3E11: Red Dragon (not that one)
This week, we're joined by Alex Ptak from the podcast Quorators to discuss another German spy movie.
Remember a few episodes ago when we realised that the director was an architect of the french new wave? This is the same except we find out that the director invented a new kind of child pornography

Jan 11, 2024 • 10min
S3E10.5: Zardoz [PREVIEW]
This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!
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John Boorman directed the movie Deliverance. Because of this, he was given access to 1.5 Million Quid and told to just fuckin make another movie. This is what he created... Zardoz.
Yeah thats right, youve gotta pay us for it. The patrons got basically nothing in December so they get this one exclusive. Don't look so hard-done-by, some podcast listeners are starving for a single upload, yknow.
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Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Jan 4, 2024 • 1h 22min
S3E10: OSS 117: Mission for a Killer
OSS 117, your enemy on this mission is an amazonian indigenous tribe. Your ally? Why, the humble Billionaire Cattle Rancher...
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Dec 28, 2023 • 1h 16min
S3E9.5: Goldfinger with No Notes
It's Goldfinger! The movie is Goldfinger, the protagonist is Goldfinger, I think there's a british spy in there somewhere but I wasn't paying that much attention.
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Dec 21, 2023 • 1h 33min
S3E9: Die Hard 2
Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, it's the KJB Holiday Special 2023!
John McClane is back, and this time he's in an airport making a fucking nuisance of himself.
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Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Dec 14, 2023 • 1h 43min
S3E8.5: Master and Commander [UNLOCKED]
That's right, to celebrate 5 million downloads we gave you (That's right, you) the opportunity to pick the next bonus episode! Then, in a tournament that came somehow to be known as the '16 james double bondation', you selected 'Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World'.
Join us on this voyage (Ha) as we ask: Do dudes rock? The answer... May surprise you.
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FREE PALESTINE
Well, we're all witnessing a genocide on our phones, and our elected leaders are running cover for a rogue fascist state thats picking fights with Doctors Without Borders and the Red Cross. So history has charged us with this duty: Do anything and everything within your reasonable power to slow this machine. March, call your representatives, purchase eSims to restore Gazans' access to the internet, protest, disrupt, sabotage. If you only have the dirt beneath your fingernails, scrape it out and throw it in the cogs. There are enough of us to make a difference.
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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Dec 7, 2023 • 1h 40min
S3E8: Agent 3S3: Passport to Hell
This week we're inexplicably back in Vienna, to watch a movie that spends more time humanising it's villains than the protagonist. And joining us is none other than Josh Boerman from the Worst of all Possible Worlds podcast!
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FREE PALESTINE
Well, we're all witnessing a genocide on our phones, and our elected leaders are running cover for a rogue fascist state thats picking fights with Doctors Without Borders and the Red Cross. So history has charged us with this duty: Do anything and everything within your reasonable power to slow this machine. March, call your representatives, purchase eSims to restore Gazans' access to the internet, protest, disrupt, sabotage. If you only have the dirt beneath your fingernails, scrape it out and throw it in the cogs. There are enough of us to make a difference.
palestineaction.org/donate
https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate
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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Nov 30, 2023 • 10min
S3E7.5: The Edge [PREVIEW]
This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
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Thats's right, the strike's over. While we're not giving up on Eurospy just yet, this means we're no longer limited on bonus episodes. So what better a time than now to do a film Abi has been wanting to do since the very start of the show- The Edge! A brain god billionaire gets trapped in the alaskan wilderness with a man who wants to kill him. It's all very masculine.
But we couldn't do it alone! Joining us is Annie Kelly, Writer, antifeminism researcher, and Qanon Anonymous podcast's Britain correspondent!
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URGENT APPEAL FOR ACTION FOR PALESTINE
There's not much I can provide here that will help assuage the ethnic cleansing we're all bearing witness to on our phones. The UN and entire international community must step in and hold Israel accountable for its ongoing genocide and relentless war crimes against the Palestinian people. The time for action is now: Join a solidarity protest, write to your MPs, do anything and everything in your power to disrupt and sabotage the machine we're all a part of that creates Death.
https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate
If you want somewhere to put money, some UK activists have been disrupting arms manufacturers that supply the Israeli war machine, and any donations go towards their legal funds, and the legal funds of activists performing actions like this in the future.
palestineaction.org/donate
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Nov 23, 2023 • 1h 23min
S3E7: Shots in 3/4 Time
This one is inexplicably a spy movie funded partially by the City of Vienna for tourism purposes. I say 'inexplicably' because Vienna looks like an absolute heap of shit for the entire movie and I can't imagine this made anyone want to visit.
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URGENT APPEAL FOR ACTION FOR PALESTINE
Aid is not getting in to Gaza. There is no donation link I can provide here that will help assuage the ethnic cleansing we're all bearing witness to on our phones. The UN and entire international community must step in and hold Israel accountable for its ongoing genocide and relentless war crimes against the Palestinian people. The time for action is now: Join a solidarity protest, write to your MPs, do anything and everything in your power to disrupt and sabotage the machine we're all a part of that creates Death.
If you want somewhere to put money, some UK activists have been disrupting arms manufacturers that supply the Israeli war machine, and any donations go towards their legal funds, and the legal funds of activists performing actions like this in the future.
palestineaction.org/donate
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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
------
*WEB DESIGN ALERT*
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Nov 16, 2023 • 11min
S3E6.5: The Conformist [PREVIEW]
This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
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It's Alice's bonus pick again, and she's brought us actual cinéma. A real Móvié about a sad italian man during the height of the fascist dictatorship.
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URGENT APPEAL FOR ACTION FOR PALESTINE
Aid is not getting in to Gaza. There is no donation link I can provide here that will help assuage the ethnic cleansing we're all bearing witness to on our phones. The UN and entire international community must step in and hold Israel accountable for its ongoing genocide and relentless war crimes against the Palestinian people. The time for action is now: Join a solidarity protest, write to your MPs, do anything and everything in your power to disrupt and sabotage the machine we're all a part of that creates Death.
If you want somewhere to put money, some UK activists have been disrupting arms manufacturers that supply the Israeli war machine, and any donations go towards their legal funds, and the legal funds of activists performing actions like this in the future.
palestineaction.org/donate
-----
Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
------
*WEB DESIGN ALERT*
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com