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Due to a frankly ridiculous set of legal decisions, Some Guy was found by the British high court to have the rights to the movie Thunderball, including Blofeld et al. This man, with the fervor of a truly divorced guy, set out to make not only a Bond film, but the coolest Bond film he could imagine, within the extremely strict parameters set out by the British high court. Since the court ruled that the only movie he could make was Thunderball again, we brought back friend of the show Milo Edwards from our Thunderball episode to give it another go! You can find Milo at https://twitter.com/Milo_Edwards His podcasts include Trashfuture https://twitter.com/trashfuturepod and Masters of Our Domain https://twitter.com/mastersofpod AND UK viewers can book tickets to his upcoming live show on the 24th of August HERE! https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/milo-edwards-voicemail-preview-tickets-167077291677 Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Okay, so Roger Moore's major role before Bond was in a tv series called The Saint, and he consistently attempted to reboot the show throughout his waning years. This Val Kilmer vehicle is one such attempt. Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/54761739 *SHIRT ALERT* We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on August 15th, 2021 -- get it here! https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-presents-the-lazenby *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Dive into the chaotic hilarity of Bond's misadventures in India, where a clown, Russian assassins, and art heists collide. The hosts hilariously critique absurd scenes like Bond's backgammon skills and his ludicrous escape tactics, often questioning cultural stereotypes and gender dynamics. Expect playful commentary on cannabis and Bond's status as a gay icon, along with darkly comedic takes on death scenes. With every laugh, they reflect on the film's chaotic blend of humor and espionage, showcasing the absurdity of the Bond universe.

KJB Presents: The Banquet of Forgiveness In this special Unlocked Bonus episode, we discuss Cars 2. Join us as we slowly go completely insane considering the far-reaching ramifications about the lore of the Cars universe that literally every line of this movie offers. Who built those houses? Was there a Car crusade? What happened to the Car Princess Diana? Why the FUCK are there AMBULANCES!???   If you find this Bonus Content to be titillating, head on down to our reasonably priced Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *SHIRT ALERT* We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on August 15th, 2021 -- get it here! https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-presents-the-lazenby *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Alright, we got a bit silly with the whole Moonraker thing. Let's just have a nice, calm and normal Bond film. The Lads are joined by podcaster and video essayist Mia Mulder to discuss From Russia with Her Majesty's Secret Service. Die Another Who Loved Me. The Living Day another Die with Love You can find Mia at https://twitter.com/Potatopolitics support her at https://www.patreon.com/MiaMulder Watch her (excellent) videos at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_OttpBEWWzSUlZbk5qmhSA And listen to her podcast at https://twitter.com/leechfestpod   Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/53137109   *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

KJB Presents: The Banquet of Forgiveness In this special Unlocked Bonus episode, we are joined by medieval historian Dr Eleanor Janega to discuss the Old Man Connery era film 'The Name of The Rose', a film loosely adapted from the book of the same name and set entirely within an abbey in europe. There's some monks or something and a surprising amount of straight up filmed noncery. Cool! You can find Dr Janega at https://twitter.com/GoingMedieval  support her at https://www.patreon.com/GoingMedieval and buy her (Extremely Good IMO) book at https://uk.bookshop.org/books/the-middle-ages-a-graphic-history/9781785785917   If you find this Bonus Content to be titillating, head on down to our reasonably priced Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond   *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Welcome to Moonraker, the movie in which James Bond goes to space and there's an actual laser fight up there between a crew of nothing but 10/10 hunks and the United States Marines. We also advance our Unified Bond Theory of the Moore years: This is primarily a series of films about boats, and some other shit also just happens to occur.   Support the show by heading down to our reasonably-priced patreon for BONUS EPISODES! https://patreon.com/killjamesbond   *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond This post dedicated to Corinne Dufour, who sadly never learned to read. 

You've Q'd your Q's, now it's time to hear our A's. Come for the Connery/Lazenby/Moore Fuck/Marry/Kill, stay for mysterious questions about Whales and Furry Anime. Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/53137109   *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Oh babey we're here. We made it. It's the mother fucking 70s! Denim, Big hair, Mustaches, Fuckin'- it's time to watch a movie that we all very nearly enjoyed! It's got Jaws, it's got a Ken Adams set, it's got the dude who simply loves the god damn ocean, it's got the SECOND shark pool in the bond franchise- it would perfect, if not for the main character being a complete sex pest fuck freak.   Ah well.   Support the show by heading down to our patreon for BONUS EPISODES! https://patreon.com/killjamesbond   *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond come now you wouldnt shoot a birthday boy would you