Kill James Bond!

Welcome to Moonraker, the movie in which James Bond goes to space and there's an actual laser fight up there between a crew of nothing but 10/10 hunks and the United States Marines. We also advance our Unified Bond Theory of the Moore years: This is primarily a series of films about boats, and some other shit also just happens to occur.   Support the show by heading down to our reasonably-priced patreon for BONUS EPISODES! https://patreon.com/killjamesbond   *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond This post dedicated to Corinne Dufour, who sadly never learned to read. 

You've Q'd your Q's, now it's time to hear our A's. Come for the Connery/Lazenby/Moore Fuck/Marry/Kill, stay for mysterious questions about Whales and Furry Anime. Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/53137109   *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Oh babey we're here. We made it. It's the mother fucking 70s! Denim, Big hair, Mustaches, Fuckin'- it's time to watch a movie that we all very nearly enjoyed! It's got Jaws, it's got a Ken Adams set, it's got the dude who simply loves the god damn ocean, it's got the SECOND shark pool in the bond franchise- it would perfect, if not for the main character being a complete sex pest fuck freak.   Ah well.   Support the show by heading down to our patreon for BONUS EPISODES! https://patreon.com/killjamesbond   *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond come now you wouldnt shoot a birthday boy would you

We've heard your baleful cries carrying across the moors at night- "wheres the damn Connery Racism!?" well, my precious angels. my beautiful friends. Rest assured we have found the perfect movie for you- one where Connery has gone where Captain Henderson could not. Thats right, he's gone Entirely Japanese. We recorded this immediately after the next free episode and so consequently all of us were riled up from the get go and variously intoxicated on Alcohol, lack of sleep, etc. Strap in! Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/52550305   *SHIRT ALERT* We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on June 20, 2021 -- get it here! https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjbs-the-connery   *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

We at Kill James Bond LLC have awoken to find, upon our desks, a golden bullet carved with the word 'Podcast'. We know now what we must do: Watch the (Christopher Lee Voice) Christopher Lee movie The Man With The Golden Gun! Also Bond is in this too, maybe. I didn't spot him. He might have been in the background somewhere. Join us as we examine the true depths of misogyny, and find a female character so truly underappreciated that we coin a good guys' version of the Kronsteen Rosette: The Goodnight Cross! Support the show by heading down to our patreon for BONUS EPISODES! https://patreon.com/killjamesbond *NEW SHIRT ALERT* We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on June 20, 2021 -- get it here! https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjbs-the-connery   *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

The gang are joined by editor, podcast host, and the creator of the 'Fake Friends' video essay series that popularised the concept of Parasocial relationships, Shannon Strucci, to discuss the 2019 animated movie 'Lupin III: The First'. Find the whole episode on our patreon, at https://www.patreon.com/posts/51988943 You can find Shannon at https://twitter.com/plentyofalcoves and https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9DnjvObUcvvwrYbJ4-cLQ You can find us at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond and https://www.killjamesbond.com *NEW SHIRT ALERT* We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on June 20, 2021 -- get it here! https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjbs-the-connery

You knew it was coming. You knew we would get to it.   It's the Racism One. During the production of Diamonds Are Forever they chose to adapt this Fleming novel next literally as a reaction to the Black Panther party gaining popularity.   We couldn't take on this one alone, so we called in Writer and all-around excellent guy Christopher Caldwell-Kelly to run us through just what the hell was going on when they made literally any of the decisions they made!   Find Chris at https://twitter.com/seraph76   Find us at https://twitter.com/killjamesbond   Bonus episodes every other week at https://patreon.com/killjamesbond

The gang watch a 1975 action movie starring Jimmy Wang Yu as a Hong Kong special agent singlehandedly taking down an Australian drug lord- played by our boy George Lazenby! This is a 106 minute movie with exactly 18 minutes of dialogue. Strap the fuck in.   find the whole episode at: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51435456    

The gang are joined by comedian Pierre Novellie as Old Sean Connery (Morrissey) comes out of retirement for One Last Job; investigating reports of a strange new phenomenon known as 'homosexuality'.   Also featuring endless shots of the bleakest parts of Las Vegas, Charles Grey, and A Homophobic Noise.   Find Pierre at https://twitter.com/pierrenovellie and https://www.twitch.tv/PierreNovellie Find us at  https://twitter.com/Killjamesbond    

Q- whats the worst possible way to experience a joke? A- have three trans people try to explain it after watching it a few days before.   It's Top Secret! It's Val Kilmer's big break, a movie directed by the guys behind 'Airplane!' and 'Police Squad!'. Alice didn't like it, Abi reminisces about the kinds of movie they simply do not make anymore, and Devon gets dangerously horny. Tune in!   find the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/50869972