Kill James Bond!

Alright frankly I consider this to be payback for the Casino Royale fakeout, and I think we should agree to call it even on this.   A few days ago, we reached a million downloads on Podbean. This is only really one app out of a few possible ones that listeners could use, but we decided to call this milestone and let you, the noble and loyal hogs, pick a movie, any movie, and we would review it. After over 400 replies, I picked the 12 highest voted and put them in 4 polls, the winners of which faced off in a final poll to determine that the winner would be.... the 2014 animated movie Penguins of Madagascar. Yeah alright. Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

It's time- since day one people have been waiting in the wings for us to finally get to Casino Royale!   Accept absolutely no fucking substitutes babey!!! Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Okay look, I know what you're thinking. Why is the James Bond podcast reviewing the sequel to the classic Jukebox musical Mamma Mia? The answer to this is largely because Alice and I are in constant competition to think of the most spurious possible link as an excuse to do an episode. Check this one out: It has got Pierce Brosnan in it. Thank you Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/59921705 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Before cracking right on with the Craig years, We take a quick stop off to check in with what can be argued (and is, by us) to be Sean Connery's final Bond film- The Rock! This 1996 Michael Bay movie features Connery playing a quipping british spy, imprisoned for three decades for stealing a microfilm containing, canonically, All the US Government's secrets (Tell me that isn't Bond. I fucking dare you. Pussy). As the only man to ever escape it, Bond must infiltrate Alcatraz along with Nicolas Cage and defuse Ed Harris' VX Gas missiles. Joining us is the always delightful Andrew Law from the Boonta Vista podcast! Find Andrew at https://twitter.com/IllyBocean And listen to Boonta Vista at https://twitter.com/boontavista Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

I got a patreon DM a few weeks ago that simply said 'Cannon Ball Run'. Ensorcelled, I set about finding an extremely legal source to watch a movie about a bunch of guys who drive car fast across united state go far brroom brooom. fast. Hear it's got Roger Moore in it. not entirely clear whats happeneing To decode this, and also quite frankly to hold our hands because we're still traumatised from the last cars-based media we consumed, we've brought aboard Automotive Writer Victoria Scott! Find Victoria at https://twitter.com/mikurubaeahina Find the rest of this bonus episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/59348459 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Well friends, it's finally happened. We're at the end of the Brosnan years. And by God is he not going gently into that good night. Join us for a ""Celebration"" ""of all things Bond"" as the movie sucks itself off for being the 20th Bond film so hard that it forgets to actually be a movie in and of itself. And in a called shot that goes back to January of this year, we are joined by the man, the myth, the legend: Riley Quinn, host of Trashfuture and The Bottlemen! Find Riley at https://twitter.com/raaleh And find his podcasts at https://twitter.com/trashfuturepod https://twitter.com/bottlemenpod Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Give me good numbers Jimmy!! It's Abi's pick, and it's Pierce Brosnan starring as the titular Thomas Crown, a rich playboy pitted against the most trans gender art insurance agent of all time in this lifetime originals christmas movie that somehow contains more spycraft than the entire Brosnan Bond films combined. Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/58792078 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

007, your enemy is this Anarchist. And your ally? Why, the humble Oil Baron, friend to all. This week: communism Hagrid gets slimed, We say goodbye to sesh gremlin Q, and the antagonist is an anarchist who 'believes in nothing'. But we are joined in this venture by the excellent Mildred from ThoughtSlime!  Find Mildred at https://twitter.com/ThoughtSlime https://www.youtube.com/c/ThoughtSlime Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

It's the Kill James Bond Halloween Special, only two days too late! The fxllas head to transylvania (Abigail is legitimately in transylvania during the recording of this) to investigate vampires, werewolves, and bear witness to an absolutely perfect 3-point Birthday Boy reversal technique. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.  Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/58224568 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Three trans hosts dive into the absurdity of media manipulation in a Bond film featuring Pierce Brosnan. They humorously critique the ridiculousness of action sequences and character dynamics, especially the outdated portrayal of female characters. Eccentric villains and chaotic escapes take center stage, showcasing bizarre plot elements. With playful banter, they dissect the film's inadequacies while hilariously analyzing the curious blend of comedy and drama in key confrontations. Expect hilarity as they reflect on Bond's bizarre journey through a whimsical lens.