Kill James Bond!

The Bourne Legacy is a perfect case study for what happens when a series is getting tired, so you bring in a new guy to breathe new life into it- and it really works! until the final half hour, where it's heroic attempt to reach out of the pile of slop, like Sandman in Spider Man 3 attempting to impose order on his constituent parts through sheer force of will, eventually fails and it collapses back into formless, meaningless Bourne-slop. Or something like that   Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond   *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Alright look, I did an Abi on this one. I swear to god i remembered this one being okay. Instead, enjoy a slow descent into rat madness at the hands of Aardman's first (I havent checked if this is true) foray into a full CGI movie. It's about the great replacement. I won't elaborate on this Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/65969686   *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

･ﾟ:  *✧･ﾟ:* 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵐᵐⁱᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵃᵐ　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*  *:･ﾟ𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂?✧*:･ﾟ✧   Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond   *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Well, it's that time again. We have finally killed the mother fucker, so we're doing an end-zone dance by answering your questions in retrospective about the 25 Bond films AND the 60ish episodes of Kill James Bond! Enjoy our unhurried and friendly discussion about how well Alice did at the live show, what our plans are for the future of KJB, and what our ideal Mamma Mia 3 would look like! This episode features Devon saying "I think if I tried I could probably figure out what Greek Fire was" Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/posts/65351656 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

We finally did it. At 19:30 on the 8th of April, we slew the coward James Bond in front of an audience of 125 at the Streatham Space Project. This is the audio of that event. Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond   *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

This episode is genuinely one of our best, I think. It's a deep dive into a movie that just isn't really very good, but the director and writer had such passion that it's hard not to feel kinship with the guy. Also, we finally put forth the central point of the podcast: It's gay to cum. Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/64776036   *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Remember when the Jason Bourne movie ended satisfyingly and conclusively? Well what if we fucking made four more. Idiot. Fuck you   Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond   *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Alright, Alice and Abi each picked a Jackie Chan movie, so I had simply no choice but to round out the trifecta with what is widely believed to be his directorial masterpiece (and his own personal favourite of his movies)- Police Story! After a drug bust goes wrong, Jackie Chan must protect the star witness from retribution- and hijinks ensue.   Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/64145028   *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

So we're only one episode away from finally killing James Bond- permit us to savour it. In order to make sure we can do No Time To Die as a live show we decided to take a quick Sojourn to kill Jason Bourne. The Bourne identity introduces us to a man raised by fishermen, a man with no memory of his past but in possession of a set of incredible skills.... Join us as we unravel the mystery of just who this man is- oh hold on the third scene in the movie is a cutaway scene to the CIA where they explain exactly who he is in no uncertain terms. Ah, Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond   MERCH ALERT Pre-orders are open until midnight on the 15th of March for the KJB The Movie poster and t-shirt, both designed by https://twitter.com/MiaCain2001! You can get the Poster here: https://killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-movie-poster… The Shirt here: https://killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-movie-shirt… Or save five quid by grabbing the pre-order exclusive bundle here! https://killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-movie-bundle *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Alright, maybe The Tuxedo wasn't a fair movie to introduce Jackie Chan with, so here's a frankly great movie starring him and punished Pierce Brosnan- The Foreigner! A nung chinese veteran loses everything in a resurgent IRA bombing, so goes absolutely ape shit tracking down the CEO of the IRA - Gerry Adams!   Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/63557106   MERCH ALERT Pre-orders are open until midnight on the 15th of March for the KJB The Movie poster and t-shirt, both designed by https://twitter.com/MiaCain2001! You can get the Poster here: https://killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-movie-poster… The Shirt here: https://killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-movie-shirt… Or save five quid by grabbing the pre-order exclusive bundle here! https://killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-movie-bundle *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond