
Kill James Bond!
November Kelly, Abi Thorn and Devon seek to kill the James Bond in our minds.
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Aug 2, 2022 • 1h 38min
S2E5: Clear and Present Danger
It's time to keep up the heat on Jack Ryan, and this time Mr Constitution himself is off to Colombia to racistly get himself involved in a bunch of drug smuggling events. Hard to express the lack of respect this movie has to the nation of Colombia, and indeed to the viewer.
Jack Ryan is made Acting Deputy Director of the CIA when his mentor James Earl Jones, here playing the character of America, falls ill. Jack immediately is a naive dipshit and gets himself Embroiled. To discuss events past this point would be a disservice to letting us reveal them during the episode.
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Jul 26, 2022 • 10min
S2E4.5: Totally Spies: the Movie [TEASER]
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Alright, look. Permit us this one. This was pretty nice to do.
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Jul 20, 2022 • 1h 13min
S2E4: Patriot Games
Kill James Bond enters into another long-term beef with a named person, as we return.... to Jack Ryan.
This time, retired CIA analyst Jack Ryan (Harrison Ford) faces off against a rogue element of the IRA, after getting himself embroiled in an assassination attempt against a royal when on holiday in London. Irish Sean Bean swears revenge against him for killing his little brother, and hunts him down across America.
the American release for this nearly had the tagline 'there has never been a terrorist attack on American soil', which they got rid of because it seemed like too much of a challenge.
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Jul 19, 2022 • 1h 40min
S1E16.5: The Hunt for Red October [UNLOCKED]
This is a bonus episode originally released on Sept. 12 2021, unlocked to kick off our Jack Ryan series!
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Alright, you know it, we know it. We need to pay tribute to our dear Old Man Connery and see off the Cold War in the form of watching an actual good movie, the Hunt for Red October.
Join us as we discuss Tim Curry's russian accent, a criminally young Alec Baldwin, and at the end, the reason the end of the cold war felt like the end of history at the time, and some musings on how modern wars never get movies where they are treated with the same reverence that the Cold War did.
We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one,
you can find him on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts
and follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway
*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
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Jul 12, 2022 • 10min
S2E3.5: Three Days of the Condor [TEASER]
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This week, what if there was a man who dressed so fly that the CIA wanted him dead? What if you could defeat the CIA by carjacking a hot enough woman? What if you read enough books that you stumbled upon something important? Three Days of the Condor is a movie that asks and answers all of these questions, and we have brought on our producer and true 4th mic, Nate Bethea, to discuss it.
I think it provides a really interesting counterexample to the Bourne Identity. This is on Netflix and I genuinely recommend you watch it for a taste of shitty 1970s New York and Robert Redford dressing like a fucking don in every scene.
We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one, you can find him on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts
and follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway
*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Jul 5, 2022 • 1h 18min
S2E3: Enemy of the State
What happens when the entire force of the 1998 NSA is brought to bear, Including a limitless budget, Magic security cameras, spy satellites, and absolute power to kill without oversight, to obliterate the life of a single random dude?
But what if that dude was Will Smith?
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Jun 28, 2022 • 1h 14min
S2E2.5: OSS 117: Lost In Rio
Long-time listeners may recall that for S1E3.5 we talked about 'OSS 117: Cairo, nest of spies'. Well with Abigail jetting off to Vidcon we have taken the time to invite along dear friend of the show Mattie Lubchansky to talk about its' sequel!
This is a movie that comes SO fuckin close to being one we can unreservedly recommend, but sadly it fails Hebdo's Gambit a few too many times.
You can find Mattie at
https://twitter.com/Lubchansky
find their comics at
https://thenib.com/
and support them on patreon at
https://www.patreon.com/Lubchansky
Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Jun 21, 2022 • 1h 19min
S2E2: Breach (2007)
Further to the theme of last episode's taught depiction of actual spy work, today we're taking a look at the dramatisation of the true story of Robert Hanssen, an FBI agent who spent decades spying for the USSR, and later Russia.
This is a well-acted, high stakes retelling that somewhat unfortunately was unwatchable for Abi, due to the protagonist being the spitting image of her childhood friend 'Paedo John'.
Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
*WEB DESIGN ALERT*
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Jun 14, 2022 • 1h 14min
S2E1.5: Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro [UNLOCKED]
The gang are joined once again by the wonderful Shannon Strucci- editor, podcast host, video essayist, and foremost Lupin III scholar that we happen to know- to discuss Hayao Miyazaki's directorial debut; the 1979 animated movie 'Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro'.
You can find Shannon at
https://twitter.com/plentyofalcoves and https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9DnjvObUcvvwrYbJ4-cLQ
You can also listen to their real play podcast, Critical Bits, at
https://twitter.com/CriticalBitCast
AND, you can also listen to them on the 'fight together' miniseries at
https://twitter.com/OnePiecePodcast
While you are listening to this episode for free due to the Banquet of Forgiveness, you can still head on over to our Patreon to find many, many more bonus episodes, including one with Shannon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
*WEB DESIGN ALERT*
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Jun 7, 2022 • 1h 24min
S2E1: Syriana
Mark Strong, renowned for his versatile roles in film and television, joins the discussion to delve into 'Syriana.' The conversation highlights the film's authentic portrayal of spy work and its exploration of Western intervention. They dissect complex character dynamics, ethical dilemmas, and the intersection of family ties with geopolitical tensions. Strong's insights on identity and corruption bring depth to the analysis, as they humorously navigate the film's dark themes and cultural critiques. A thought-provoking start to a new season!
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