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JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net The Chrisley family of reality show fame stole tens of millions of dollars but was able to convince Trump to give them a pardon. Mrs P. does a deep dive into the exact steps Savanah Chrisley had to take to get into the good graces of Trump and get her parents out of decades of prison time. Alex also examines a few other undeserving pardons at the hands of Trump from Paul Walczak to Charles Kushner. Find and book a top-rated doctor today with ZocDoc. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Alex's Grand Plan 0:31 - Todd and Julie Chrisley Pardoned by Trump 4:44 - Monday Night RAW and Gay Dad 7:37 - The Crimes of the Chrisley Family 20:20 - Savannah Chrisley's Plan to Grift Her Parents Out of Jail 23:23 - Alex's Theo Von Rant 36:01 - Savannah Starts Sucking Up top MAGA 47:21 - Their Supplement Grift Ft. RFK Jr. 1:00:08 - Savannah Makes Progress with MAGA and her BFF Lara Trump 1:07:50 - Trump's Crypto Dinner 1:12:11 - Trump's Most Corupt Pardon 1:15:28 - The Pardon of Jared Kushner's Father 1:21:04 - Crime's Aren't Real If You Have Money

Mrs. P's Story report is back with an haunted family vacation in an italian villa that is just a little too close for comfort for Mr. P's actual life. LOL. This is a spoiler filled review/retelling of the Novel Diavola by Jennifer Thorne. You do not need to have read the book to follow along with Mr. P's reactions, but if you want to read it first GO GET YOUR LIBRARY CARD! This is an audio exclusive episode. Hate the ads? Join our Patreon https://pearlmania500.net GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk

JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans adress Elon Musk's latest PR tour and examine some of the many lies he's telling. And how he's trying to distance himself from all the damage he did. Mrs. P. also does a deep dive on the worlds largest asbestos mine formerly in Canada and the even bigger one in Russia! Get free shipping on your Quince order and 365-day returns at https://www.quince.com/TMT Get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Elon Musk is Lying Again 10:44 - Elon Musk is Racist 14:21 - Elon Laughed at by Conference Crowd 34:56 Cybertrucks are For Landlords 36:42 - Denying Your a Yahtzee on Live TV 47:20 - The Kensington Ave Special 57:48 - Mrs. P's Family are all Cliff Clavin 1:02:54 - The Largest Asbestos Mine In The World 1:16:09 - Naming Your Town Asbestos is Bad for Business 1:30:40 - Final Thoughts

JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans address the TokTok trend calling gingers black and address the societal pressures of what it really means to be a redhead. Obviously, Alex has a lot to say about the subject. Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 Support the show and protect your online privacy with ExpressVPN. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/TOOMANY Get 50% off one Adam & Eve item. Use promo code TMT at https://www.adamandeve.com GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk

JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans look at the life and Legacy of Jim Henson. From growing up as a christian scientist to pioneering television in a way that taught children and adults powerful lessons about accepting those different than you. Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today. Just head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/ All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - Mr. Pearlman the Muppet 0:27 The Origins of Jim Henson 7:23 Show-running as a Child in 1959 19:27 Zocdoc 20:27 Sesame Street 24:11 Big Bird 29:26 Oscar the Grouch is Orange 32:40 Kermit the Frog 42:05 Jim Henson's Work with SNL 46:38 The Muppet Show 1:00:00 Star Wars 1:03:49 Jim Henson's Death 1:08:12 How Jim Henon's Taught Emotions 1:12:13 Jim Henson's Battle with Intolerance

JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. P's instagram algorithm did it again, she was served a testicular influencer that has incredibly insane advice for men like Mr. P to make... well you'll hear it. ALSO, the great debate happens between our favorite married maniacs: 100 men vs 1 Gorilla! Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/TABS Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today. Just head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk

JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlman's address how they might be responsible for what happened to the Pope as much as JD Vance. Later they talk to David Pakman about being told not to leave the country, raising a family as a political content creators, and what it was like doing the Joe Rogan Experience. Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro 0:45 The Historical Failures of JD Vance 5:14 Pope Francis 11:55 DAVID PAKMAN 23:00 The Squirrel 30:30 Pakman on Trump 49:33 Future of American Politics 1:03:36 The Pod is Podding

JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patreon - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. Pearlmania read Bob the Drag Queen's new novel "Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert." This incredible imaginary work tackles what would happen if Harriet Tubman came back from the past to start a Hip-Hop career in the modern day. This novel gave us so much joy, history, laughter, context, and more. GET IN TOUCH (https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500) (https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500) All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro 0:45 Harriet Tubman Back from the Past 21:07 Harriet Tubman's New Song is Really Good 42:07 Benjamin Lay the Militant Quaker 1:06:54 Harriet Tubman Didn't like Lincoln 1:22:33 Mistakenly Outing A Gay Man 1:45:38 Listening to Harriet Tubman's Music

JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans talk the First Millennial Saint canonized by the catholic church some are calling the patron saint of influencers, the terrifying lives of other past saints, how funny Chinese netizens are being about Western luxury goods, and Mrs. Pearlmania addresses THE haters. Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - Pearlmania500 The Preacher 0:52 The First Millennial Saint 14:11 Catholics Collect Saints Like Pokemon 22:04 The Terrifying Lives of Catholic Saints 48:15 Factor Meals 49:48 Hilarious Chinese TikToks on Luxury Goods 1:04:38 Mrs. P. Addresses THE Haters

JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans address Trump's tariffs crashing the market, why incels love them, conservative influencers crying crocodile tears, and how China is humorously responding to all this. They also tackle the beautiful chaos of the Minecraft movie. Support the show and make that doctor's appointment already. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - Incels Like Tariffs 0:34 Market Crash 6:48 Conservative Influencer's Tears 11:57 Zocdoc 13:10 INCELS LOVE TARIFFS 14:37 Gen Z Boss and a Mini 26:07 Kanye and Bon Iver's Sponsorship 31:00 Delusional Conservatives (Dave Portnoy, Tim Pool, Batman) 41:35 China Humiliates Trump and America 49:55 Minecraft Movie Mayhem