Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

CONTENT WARNING this is an episode we do not suggest listening to on speakers. We cover some pretty dark topics in this one, including the story of Chris Chan. Listener discretion is advised.  LOLCOWS are an internet phenomenon that pre-dates the invention of the internet. Follow Pearlmania500 on this sad journey through the empty lives of trolls, victims, narcissism, social media, web forums, Freak Shows, Jerry Springer, Howard Stern, sonic fan fiction, Chris Chan, Daniel Larson, Ethan Klein, and unfortunately so much more.  Support the show and instantly find and book a top-rated doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS  To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net Follow us on Instagram:  Mr. P: https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/  Mrs. P: https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/  Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." Check out his website for more info at: http://hisnamewasdusk.com #podcast #history #married #conversations #haha #comedy #comedypodcast #tiktok #instagram #standupcomedy #standup #cooking #scammers #grifters #booktok #library #leftist #breadtube #hasan #hasanabi #rupaul #transrightsarehumanrights #chrischan #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #daniellarson #lolcows #lolcow #jerryspringer #howardstern #freak #freakshow #tlc #little

This week we are looking at an Alpha Scammer, Jeremiah "The Bull" Evans. He is the most 2022 scammer alive, cause he was arrested in 2023. Learn all about how this mormon MLM mogul set up an Alpha Automation grift that the UTAH DOJ said was so bad that they had to take him down. He plead guilty this week to scamming over 500 people out of $20 million! So get your protein powder, your automated amazon drop shipping store fronts, your affiliates, your AlphaCon, Your lambdas, Your fake football careers, and so much more and prepare yourself to hear Mrs. Pearlmania's tale of Jeremiah "The Bull" Evans. To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram:  Mr. P: https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/  Mrs. P: https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/  Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." Check out his website for more info at: http://hisnamewasdusk.com #podcast #history #married #conversations #haha #comedy #comedypodcast #tiktok #instagram #standupcomedy #standup #cooking #scammers #grifters #booktok #library #leftist #breadtube #hasan #hasanabi #rupaul #alpha #bull #mormon #saltlakecity

On January 18th, 2025 at 10:30pm EST Tiktok was executed by the state before the very eyes of it's users. As they sat in their malaise and depression, opening an app that didn't work over and over again through sheer muscle memory, the users mourned. But then at 12:30pm on January 19th, 2025 a miracle happened! Tiktok returned to us all across america! While the FYP was back, with Tiktok Lives and the tiktok shop and so many hottakes, something was different. Something had changed. On this week's episode, Pearlmania500 and Mrs. Pearlmania discuss the Tiktok ban, social media apps that have passed on before (MYSPACE), as well as the dead internet theory and how it's basically just a fact now. To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram:  Mr. P: https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/  Mrs. P: https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/  Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." Check out his website for more info at: http://hisnamewasdusk.com #podcast #history #married #conversations #haha #comedy #comedypodcast #tiktok #instagram #standupcomedy #standup #cooking #scammers #grifters #booktok #library #leftist #breadtube #hasan #hasanabi #rupaul #

It's a new Episode of Mrs. P's Books club and this week she read the fabulous, incredible book BORED GAY WEREWOLF by Tony Santorella. This book has it all, restaurants, waiters, mens rights influencers, and so much more. Grab your favorite headphone and let yourself get whisked away to a magical land of being an aimless waiter in his mid-20s who doesn't have any concept of the world around him. It's like Twilight excpet completely different. To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: Mr. P: https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/ Mrs. P: https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/ Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." Check out his website for more info at: http://hisnamewasdusk.com #podcast #history #married #conversations #haha #comedy #comedypodcast #tiktok #instagram #standupcomedy #standup #cooking #scammers #grifters #booktok #library #leftist #breadtube #hasan #hasanabi #rupaul #werewolves #supernatural #cwshorts #buffythevampireslayer #twilight #teamjacob #vampires 

The Parasocial patreon exclusive podcast is back! The Warmup is where MR and Mrs P remember how to talk to each other like adults and podcast hosts. And this is an extra special free edition. It's the Final Day of TikTok (Allegedly), and the Pearlman's are here with thoughts, feelings, and a lot of Chinese Communist Propaganda from Red Note. For More content like this, check out our patreon: Pearlmania500.net Follow us on Instagram:  Mr. P: https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/  Mrs. P: https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/ #podcast #history #married #conversations #haha #comedy #comedypodcast #tiktok #instagram #standupcomedy #standup #cooking #scammers #grifters #booktok #library #leftist #breadtube #hasan #hasanabi #rupaul #

Mrs. Pearlmania got healthy enough to wonder why shirts at the thrift store Goodwill have gotten so expensive. Follow this journey of Goodwill's origin, to their modern day exploitation machine. And remember, Goodwill doesn't pay for the products in their stores. These are donations!  Support the show and find & book a doctor today at https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/ & https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/  All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk  

It's the Season 3 premiere of Too Many Tabs and the winter break nearly broke the Pearlmans. Hear all about their plans and how almost all of them collapsed into a heap of ashes, but like a phoenix they try and rise above it all.

It's the Season 2 finale of Too Many Tabs and we are closing the year with a Mrs. P's Book Club episode of Christmas Horror with a review of Secret Santa by Andrew Shaffer. This book has it all, a german demon doll, Fabian Nightingale, bangs, and a backdrop of 1986 New York City.    See Alex Live in Philly on 12/19/2024: https://undergroundarts.org/listing/doogie-horner/   Support the show and get $50 off your Blue Nile purchase of $500 or more. Use code TABS at https://www.bluenile.com    Support the show and get 50% off your 1st Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code 50TOOMANY at https://www.factormeals.com/50TOOMANY    Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/TABS      To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net   The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/ & https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/  You can watch this episode on our Youtube Channel!!!   All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk  

This Week's episode is about instagram influencer and author Caroline Calloway. Mrs. Pearlmania delves deep into the Harry Potter inspired Cambridge life of this NYC socialite and the accusations against her including scams, grifts, and general mania. Yes we even cover the cut article and the eater highlight about Caroline Calloway and the Yale plates. So get your favorite incredibly long caption ready for the highlights of the life of Caroline Calloway.  Support the show and get cell service for just 15 bucks a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/TABS  Support the show and start your free Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/TABS  See Alex Live in Philly on 12/19/2024: https://undergroundarts.org/listing/doogie-horner/ To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/ & https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/  You can watch this episode on our Youtube Channel!!! This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/  All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk

They promised and they delivered, here is part 2, the finale of Horny Fairy 3, A Courth of Wings and Ruin. Will Feyre be able to stop the King of Hybern? Will Alex finish the story before the babysitter leaves? Did he really invest all of that money to play this incredible theme song by Griefcat over and over again?  All Answers will be revealed in part 2 JUST IN TIME FOR THANKSGIVING.  The running musical theme for this week's episode was written and composed by Griefcat!  Check out their Instagram https://www.instagram.com/griefcatpartytime/  or their Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@griefcat or their website: https://www.griefcat.com/ Support the show and get $50 off your Blue Nile purchase of $500 or more with the code TABS at https://www.bluenile.com  The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: @Pearlmania500 & @mrs.pearlmania500 You can watch this episode on our Youtube Channel!!! This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/  All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk