The Fighter & The Kid

The boys talk Brendan's Chicago trip to do the Tough Mudder and shows at the Laugh Factory, Bryan's trip to Ottawa for a friends wedding and why he got so emotional he couldn't finish his best man speech, the new Netflix documentary about the John McAfee story, Elon Musk's dramatic weight loss, Johnny Depp's controversial MTV music awards appearance, the Liver King's latest hot take on the perils of modern life, and much more!  DraftKings: If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA).   21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys talk Bryan finishing editing his new special, Brendan breaking the all time record for appearances on MTVs Ridiculousness, the best massage Bryan's ever received, Brendan's brilliant idea for a new kind of coffee shop, Brendan's change of plans for doing standup this weekend in Chicago before the tough Mudder, and current events such as David Portnoy's latest beef, Sylvester Stallone's divorce, and a scuba diving tiktoker demonstrating how to safely evade a shark attack.  Onnit - onnit.com/fatkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys talk their respective Montana trips and how to best avoid trouble with different kinds of bears, Bryan's show in at Wise Guys in Salt Lake City and attending Joe Rogan's show at the Maverik Center, the two back to back to back Calabasas Fight Companions at Thiccboy Studios this weekend and all the crazy fights that went down including Usman vs Edwards, Rockhold vs Costa, and Mike Perry vs Michael Venom Page, and react to current events like the pastor who berated his congregation for not getting him a watch. Onnit - onnit.com/fatkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jeff Dye fills in for Brendan on this episode. He and Bryan get into why crypto enthusiasts are always broke, why Jeff doesn't trust himself to gamble, a crash course in Luke Rockhold's career in anticipation of his hit with Paulo Costa for UFC's most handsome fighter, the last time they were truly scared, their favorite comics, the repercussions of faking it on social media and the weirdest dreams they've ever had.  DraftKings: If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 1-877-770-STOP (7867) (LA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA/MI/NJ/ NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. N/A in NH/OR/ON. One per new customer. Min. $5 deposit and wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 8/20/22. SGP Opt-in req. Max. wager $10. Max winnings vary. Min 3-leg SGP. SGP must lose to receive up to $10 Free Bet award. Exp. prior to start of final UFC 277 fight. See http://draftkings.com/sportsbook for details.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys both unpack their surprisingly eventful weekends with Bryan reflecting on his mind expanding spiritual ceremony and Brendan detailing the chaos that erupted at his Saturday late show in Baltimore. They also discuss their experiences with therapy, Bryan's potential mid life crisis red flags, getting roasted at Korean nail salons, Brendan's scary Brown Widow encounter, the implications of LeBron's aspirations to play with his son, the latest Brittney Griner Russia update, and react to Andrew Tate accusing The Rock of stealing his material, breaking down why cats suck, describing why speeding tickets offend him, and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Paul Virzi joins the boys to talk about his new special Nocturnal Admissions as well as dogs freaking out over fireworks and large crowds of joggers, suspiciously strong homeless guys, Bostonian Male's extreme difficulty giving compliments, coming up as a comic in black rooms, the unique charms of skank fest, balancing road life with raising kids, Paul's son's new found fishing obsession and more reactions to Andrew Tate clips. Better Help: https://betterhelp.com/fighter for 10% OFF your first month Chime: https://www.chime.com/fighter/  DraftKings: https://www.draftkings.com/ Promo Code: Fighter DraftKings: If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 1-877-770-STOP (7867) (LA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA/MI/NJ/ NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. N/A in NH/OR/ON. New customers only. Min. $5 wager required. Risk free bet paid out in the form of non-withdrawable free bet token; max. $1,000. Eligibility restrictions apply. Offer ends 8/14/22. See http://draftkings.com/sportsbook for details.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bryan finally gets introduced to the internet's most viral man: Andrew Tate, Brendan gives a major TFATK 3D update, Bryan tells the story of accidentally ending up in Bob Iger's office and Brendan tells some crazy stories about his legally blind manager, the boys discuss Bryan's trip to Austin and his non-stop pestering of Brendan to move there with him, how Bryan's latest "Best Of" shoot exposed why he would be the worst special forces member of all time, recapping this weekends Calabasas Fight Companion including Matt Mitrione delivering on his promise to get Brendan a signed jersey from his buddy Mike Alstott, responding to Will Smith's latest apology to Chris Rock and much more! Helix Sleep https://helixsleep.com/fighter Up to $200 OFF and 2 free pillows Chin's Tee https://intotheam.com/Chin-tee For 10% OFFSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys talk Tom Cruise's shocking vindication, Lady Gaga's invisible forcefield, the future of Victor Wembanyama (the 7'2" teenager slash top NBA prospect), scientists honing in on a cure for balding, the latest in the Brittany Griner saga, Callen's claim that vertically challenged super agent Ari Emanuel can dunk a basketball, the legend of Todd Phillips betting on himself for "The Hangover" franchise, McGregor vs Mayweather Pt 2 rumors, Singapore's strict laws, Subway's fall from grace, an update on the dad who lost his pinky to a Shark, and the first person to ever get a Bryan Callen tattoo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bryan and Brendan recap their shows in Milwaukee and San Diego, talk the nuances of boar hunting from a helicopter with a rifle vs on the ground with your bare hands, the crazy rumors about Elon Musk and Sergey Brin's wife, Jason Mamoa's recent mishap with a motorcyclist, Bryan's meetup with Ben Askren in Wisconsin and who really deserves credit for bringing him to the UFC, a deep dive on Steve Irwin's legacy, and a shark week clip that makes Bryan pee his pants in terror.   DraftKings: If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 1-877-770-STOP (7867) (LA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA/MI/NJ/ NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. N/A in NH/OR/ON. New customers only. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 wager required. $100 paid out in four (4) $25 free bets. Eligibility restrictions apply. Offer ends 7/30. See http://draftkings.com/sportsbook for details.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys return to their roots and give hot takes on late breaking UFC news including Khamzat vs Diaz and Yan vs O'Malley, and also debate who they'd rather see O'Malley fight instead of Yan and all the possible scenarios that would play out if all the current UFC champs set to defend their titles were to lose, and then discuss pro golfer Paige Spiranac being voted sexiest woman alive, Stranger Things being inspired by the top secret MKL Ultra program, the possibility that Bryan's next psychedelic experience could make him flamboyantly gay, Jordan Peterson's advice on the best antidote to suffering, Brendan's son humiliating him in front of Kevin Durant at the Home Run Derby, Arnold Schwarzenegger farting in woman's face on set, Emilia Clark's shocking brain injury, the unleashed dog that caused mayhem at the Tour de France, a former Destiny's Child member on the Sesame Place controversy, the latest Joe Rogan controversy and Mike Tyson's thoughts on his impending death.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.