

Good Children
Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon
Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella spent their youth chasing gold stars—now they’re just trying to stop sucking in their stomachs. Each week, they unpack a shared history of anxiety, performance, and the side effects of being a little too well-behaved.For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We want to make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
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Jul 19, 2023 • 43min
Food Court
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Joe and Andrew, discuss a variety of topics all relating to their love of food; from childhood memories of being rewarded with garlic knots at basketball games to a very passionate conversation about the quality of Chipotle’s chips. They discuss their undying love for Taco Bell (despite the controversy), rank fast food burgers, chicken nuggets, and fries, chat about In-N-Out, get brutally honest about Shake Shack, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 12, 2023 • 50min
Boys State [VIDEO]
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Did you know Andrew accidentally signed himself up for military camp? Joe interviews Andrew about his experiences at Boys State, a summer leadership program for high school students. They talk about the strict and disciplined environment, physical training, and psychological aspects of the program. Andrew reflects on the nationalist agenda of the camp and the impact it had on him. It's insane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 12, 2023 • 50min
Boys State
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Did you know Andrew accidentally signed himself up for military camp? Joe interviews Andrew about his experiences at Boys State, a summer leadership program for high school students. They talk about the strict and disciplined environment, physical training, and psychological aspects of the program. Andrew reflects on the nationalist agenda of the camp and the impact it had on him. It's insane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 5, 2023 • 51min
Rainy Days And Nights In L.I.
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. But it’s rainy!!!!! Andrew thinks he has schizophrenia, Joe thinks he has binocular vision dysfunction, and we all think Cadet Kelly was gay. IT’S A RAINY DAY! Let’s reminisce about childhood memories, being the worst possible camp counselors on earth, playing pretend at Joe’s house, and our love for the queer-coded Disney Channel Original Movies of the early 2000s. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 5, 2023 • 51min
Rainy Days And Nights In L.I. [VIDEO]
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. But it’s rainy!!!!! Andrew thinks he has schizophrenia, Joe thinks he has binocular vision dysfunction, and we all think Cadet Kelly was gay. IT’S A RAINY DAY! Let’s reminisce about childhood memories, being the worst possible camp counselors on earth, playing pretend at Joe’s house, and our love for the queer-coded Disney Channel Original Movies of the early 2000s. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 28, 2023 • 54min
Exploring Gender In Pigeon Forge, Tennessee [VIDEO]
Subscribe to our Patreon! Have you ever been on a road trip that changed your life? In today’s episode of Good Children, we take a trip down memory lane to our 2012 trip to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. From John Green, to the dawn of Instagram, to Machine Gun America, this episode is quintessentially American (and that’s not a good thing)! Not to mention Andrew’s drag debut, pool trauma, the OceanGate submersible sort of, and a retelling of the infamous sh*t plate story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 28, 2023 • 54min
Exploring Gender In Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
Subscribe to our Patreon! Have you ever been on a road trip that changed your life? In today’s episode of Good Children, we take a trip down memory lane to our 2012 trip to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. From John Green, to the dawn of Instagram, to Machine Gun America, this episode is quintessentially American (and that’s not a good thing)! Not to mention Andrew’s drag debut, pool trauma, the OceanGate submersible sort of, and a retelling of the infamous sh*t plate story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 21, 2023 • 47min
Queer Pressure [VIDEO]
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod! Are you tired of feeling like you have to fit in with the cool kids? Well, in this episode of "Good Children," the boys are spilling the tea on all the crazy peer pressure they've faced over the years. From feeling obligated to wear salmon shorts to trying drugs for the first time, they've been through it all. Grab your headphones and get ready to laugh and learn as Andrew & Joe take you on a journey through the wild world of peer pressure. Remember, it's always better to be true to yourself than to try to fit in with the crowd! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 21, 2023 • 47min
Queer Pressure
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod! Are you tired of feeling like you have to fit in with the cool kids? Well, in this episode of "Good Children," the boys are spilling the tea on all the crazy peer pressure they've faced over the years. From feeling obligated to wear salmon shorts to trying drugs for the first time, they've been through it all. Grab your headphones and get ready to laugh and learn as Andrew & Joe take you on a journey through the wild world of peer pressure. Remember, it's always better to be true to yourself than to try to fit in with the crowd! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 14, 2023 • 53min
Escape From Shelter Island [VIDEO]
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod! It's time to tell the story of how we almost broke up. In this very special episode of the Good Children, Joe and Andrew discuss the codependence in their friendship that almost ended in disaster on a trip to Shelter Island. Get ready for a heinous experience at the beach, a backyard party that spun out of control, and a fight so major it made the boys realize just how codependent they truly were. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


