

Good Children
Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon
Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella spent their youth chasing gold stars—now they’re just trying to stop sucking in their stomachs. Each week, they unpack a shared history of anxiety, performance, and the side effects of being a little too well-behaved.For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We want to make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
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Sep 27, 2023 • 46min
Riding in Cars with Twinks [video]
Pasta, wine, Lizzie McGuire, podcasts, Roman statues, food tours, cooking classes, your favorite gay podcast duo… and YOU? We’re planning a Good Children Study Abroad trip to Italy next summer and we want YOU there! First step: fill out this survey link. We’ll circle back with details soon!
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Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! This week the boys discuss the psychological ramifications of driving a car, including stories about Andrew driving Joe to meet his internet boyfriend in the middle of a pandemic, an incident involving french onion dip we’ll never forget, and a brief history of lines. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 20, 2023 • 45min
F.A.Q.QOTS (Part II)
Learn all about our extensive work history, dream blunt rotation, toxic ex-friends, icks for each other, how to manage your anxiety, and more in this Patron-submitted Q&A! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 20, 2023 • 45min
F.A.Q.QOTS (Part II) [video]
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Learn all about our extensive work history, dream blunt rotation, toxic ex-friends, icks for each other, how to manage your anxiety, and more in this Patron-submitted Q&A! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 13, 2023 • 48min
FMK: BJ's, Costco, Sam's Club
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! The boys literally talk about wholesale clubs for 48 minutes straight. You're gonna love it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 13, 2023 • 48min
FMK: BJ's, Costco, Sam's Club [video]
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! The boys literally talk about wholesale clubs for 48 minutes straight. You're gonna love it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 6, 2023 • 44min
Let's Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time (Slayyyter's Version) ft. Slayyyter [video]
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Special guest Slayyyter joins the boys to talk about middle school trends, the price of fame, how her first time relates to Defying Gravity, the economic strains Webkinz put on families across the united states, and her upcoming album, STARF*CKER out on September 22nd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 6, 2023 • 44min
Let's Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time (Slayyyter's Version) ft. Slayyyter
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Special guest Slayyyter joins the boys to talk about middle school trends, the price of fame, how her first time relates to Defying Gravity, the economic strains Webkinz put on families across the united states, and her upcoming album, STARF*CKER out on September 22nd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 30, 2023 • 49min
Actually Let's Rename It Bad Children
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Is Staples gay? Is Darren Criss gay? Is the quest to be good a fruitless endeavor that will lead to general emptiness forever? The boys talk first impressions, first days of school, and their relationship to god in this week's totally normal episode of Good Children. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 30, 2023 • 49min
Actually Let's Rename It Bad Children [video]
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Is Staples gay? Is Darren Criss gay? Is the quest to be good a fruitless endeavor that will lead to general emptiness forever? The boys talk first impressions, first days of school, and their relationship to god in this week's totally normal episode of Good Children. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 23, 2023 • 52min
I Wish Josh Peck Was Gay [video]
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Things get spicy in this season premiere of the world's greatest podcast, Good Children. The boys talk about their most embarrassing encounters, memorable middle school experiences, and answer tough questions from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


