

Grumpy Old Geeks
Jason DeFillippo & Brian Schulmeister with Dave Bittner
We dissect the tech news train wrecks of the week, calling out what went wrong and who’s to blame. Think of this podcast as if Kurt Cobain threw down with Tom from MySpace, Elon Musk, and Mark Zuckerberg in a back alley brawl. No mercy, no filter—if tech had a walk of shame, this would be it.
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Aug 8, 2014 • 1h 29min
70: No Furries in Space
This week we talk with Jordan Harbinger from The Art of Charm podcast about creativity, social engineering, and other assorted goodies. We also discuss stuff we like and some Star Trek fanfic. Spoiler alert, there are no furries in space.
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Show Notes
The Art of Charm Podcast
The Art of Charm
Graft Concepts Leverage i5 Case for the iPhone 5
iOS SDK Release Notes for iOS 8.0 Beta 5
How the Internet, Dopamine and your Brain are Working Together to Screw Your Potential. (and what you can do about it)
Communications watchdog OFCOM: ‘Six-year-olds understand digital technology better than adults’
Facebook Messenger
Facebook Crosses The Line With New Facebook Messenger App
Yes, the Facebook Messenger app requests creepy, invasive permissions. But so does every other app.
Latest Online Security Breach Forces Mom To Change Post-It
Is your Dropcam live feed being watched by someone else?
Hacker shows passenger jets are vulnerable to cyber attack
1.2 billion logins scooped up by CyberVor hacking crew – what you need to do
Evidence of another Snowden-like mole is worrying Feds
How Google plans to get us all using HTTPS
Baseball: A Film by Ken Burns
Hardcore History Archives
Show 42 – (BLITZ) Logical Insanity
According to Scientists, This is The Most Relaxing Tune Ever Recorded
pzizz sleep
pzizz energizer
LinkedIn agrees to pay $6 million (U.S.) for overtime, damages
Star Trek: Axanar
Star Trek Continues
Information about Hearing, Communication, and Understanding
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Aug 1, 2014 • 1h 21min
69: Rabbit Rabbit
This week we debut an as yet unnamed segment on defense against Internet marketers. We discuss the Uber ratings kerfuffle and other big data nonsense as well as some epic book reviews.
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Show Notes
Rabbit Rabbit
OKCupid: we experiment on users. Everyone does
OkCupid experiment may have broken FTC rules
All Power to the Pack Rats
Podcasting patent troll: We tried to drop lawsuit against Adam Carolla
The 30-Day Challenge: No Booze, No Masturbating (NOBNOM)
You Are Not Late
Why does my old iPhone seem to get slower before a new release?
Are Uber’s passenger ratings big data for good – or discrimination 2.0?
This Restaurant Kept Getting Awful Reviews. Then They Discovered Something Mind-Blowing…
The Insidiousness of Facebook Messenger’s Mobile App Terms of Service
Facebook moves all mobile chat to Messenger app
The perks of being ‘somebody’ online
Mystery in the Perseus Cluster
How anyone can hack your Instagram account
Stephen Sclafani
The Power of No: Because One Little Word Can Bring Health, Abundance, and Happiness by James Altucher and Claudia Azula
Gates of Fire: An Epic Novel of the Battle of Thermopylae by Steven Pressfield
Meditations: A New Translation by Marcus Aurelius (Author), Gregory Hays (Translator)
Ernest Hemingway on Writing – Larry W. Phillips (Editor)
Sam Walton: Made In America
Lorde appointed as ‘sole curator’ of music for next Hunger Games film
Agatha Christie’s Poirot’ Comes to an End
Keith Urban Boston Concert: Rape Charge Laid Against Sean Murphy, 18
Guy takes shrooms at comic con. Guy texts entire meltdown to girlfriend. Internet rejoices.
According to the dictionary, “literally” now also means “figuratively”
Honey never spoils. You can eat 32,000-year-old honey.
Note: I inadvertently called Sean Bonner’s coffee subscription service the collective and not the possee. My bad! – JD
Sean Bonner’s Coffee Possee
Riot Fest
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Jul 25, 2014 • 1h 18min
68: Open Source Shenanigans with Sean Bonner
Miscreant and misanthrope Sean Bonner joins us this week to talk about his art/music project, Hope X, open hardware, Safecast, and more. We also run down some cool new books and the general tomfoolery on the Internet this week. You know the drill.
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Show Notes
Didn’t Read Facebook’s Fine Print? Here’s Exactly What It Says
Facebook Explains Why It Wants to Be a Retail Store
The tech utopia nobody wants: why the world nerds are creating will be awful
Help shape OS X Yosemite.
LittleBits Now Lets You Build Your Own DIY Smart Home
Sean Bonner
Exhibition listing on Subliminal Projects, for VITA E MORTE exhibition which opens July 26th
Preview of artworks
Main CMHHTD project website
Stream CMHHTD songs
Both CMHHTD EP’s on iTunes (new one is pre order)
First CMHHTD EP on Pirate Bay
The Majority Of Today’s App Businesses Are Not Sustainable
And as if on cue Yahoo! buys Flurry for $300MM
Airbnb Host Seeks Help In Evicting Squatter From Palm Springs Home
Comcast’s worst nightmare: How Tennessee could save America’s Internet
Grumpy Old Geek Pro-Tip: If you steal something, do not post photos of you on social media with said stolen items.
Israeli women are showing support for the IDF — by showing their boobs
Meet the Online Tracking Device That is Virtually Impossible to Block
Snowden: Dropbox is an NSA surveillance target, use Spideroak instead
Edward Snowden: ‘If I end up in chains in Guantánamo I can live with that’ – video interview
SpiderOak
This is how you invent a person online
Amped – Daniel H. Wilson
Amped – Douglas E. Richards
Wired – Douglas E. Richards
Earth Awakens (The First Formic War) – Orson Scott Card and Aaron Johnston
The future of warfare: Why we should all be very afraid
Operation Shakespeare: The True Story of an Elite International Sting
The Art of Intelligence: Lessons from a Life in the CIA’s Clandestine Service by Hank Crumpton
This Is the Best 5,453-Word Interview With Bronson Pinchot About Audiobooks You Will Ever Read
Tower 2
Game of War – Fire Age
Comic-Con: ‘Firefly’ Cast Reunite for Online Game
How to Follow Soccer Now that the World Cup Is Over
Led Zepplin: Mothership
Alien Autopsy: William Barker on Schwa, two decades later
Orphan Black
Blake Lively’s Preserve lifestyle site: another pandering mess of e-commerce
‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5′ Gets Summer 2017 Release Date
High Schoolers Ponder the Meaning of ‘Fashion’ in 1984
Brian’s record collection
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Jul 18, 2014 • 1h 48min
67: Wanted! 1000 Crazies Like Us.
This week, Jordan Cooper joins us to talk about new media, blow job machines, and shares some awesome tips and tricks to build your online fanbase. We also talk about burnout and getting old and giving up on the Internet. It’s a HAPPY SHOW!
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Show Notes
I made my husband try a sex robot
A Better To-Do List: The 1-3-5 Rule
TO-DO LISTS ARE RUINING THE PLANET!
The Death of Journalism, by the numbers
The Developer’s Dystopian Future
Confessions of an ex-developer
The Most Terrifying Thought Experiment of All Time
Jordan Cooper
Blenderhead Media
Tech Douche Bags
New Air BnB Logo amuses the Internet for a day
Without further ado…
Ex-dictator Manuel Noriega sues Activision over ‘Call of Duty’ game
Amazon is testing “Kindle Unlimited,” an ebook subscription service for $9.99/month
Et Tu, IBM? Apple’s Latest Move Is Not Good News for Microsoft.
Microsoft set to axe 18,000 jobs
Pinboard Turns Five
Microsoft tells users to stop using strong passwords everywhere
You can’t hide from the Internet…
‘Hidden from Google’ site remembers the pages Google’s forced to forget
Statement Before the Senate Judiciary Committee, Subcommittee on Crime and Terrorism
Lifehacker Pack for Mac: Our List of the Essential Mac Apps
The Best Way to Point Your Wi-Fi Router Antennas: Perpendicularly
Overcast: Podcast Player – Overcast Radio, LLC
You Can’t Use Facebook’s New iPhone App — Unless You’re Famous
Game of War – Fire Age
“Word Crimes”
Weird Al Is Tired of Your “Word Crimes” in New Video
Paul McCartney re-releases five of his classic albums as iPad apps
Want to innovate? Become a “now-ist”
Vending machines are twice as likely to kill you than a shark is.
Philipp Lahm
https://twitter.com/NeinQuarterly
https://twitter.com/depresseddarth
https://twitter.com/AlanWattsDaily
Does It Have Legs 19: Ghostbusters!
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Jul 11, 2014 • 1h 6min
66: German Potato Salad
Some TMI follow-up from last weeks episode. We touch on the obligatory potato salad story. Brian doesn’t even gloat about the Germany win. We dish on some books and software. A little disruption sneaks in too.
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Show Notes
Potato Salad
Leftshitz piece
Study Shows that 10,000 Hours of Practice Isn’t the Magic Number
Original source
LeBron James Website is the HTML Apocalypse
LeBron hasn’t got shit on Jim Carrey.
Google’s Larry Page: “I Think the Government’s Likely to Collapse Under Its Own Weight.”
Homestar Runner Is Coming Back!
Brazil Thought Magical Thinking Would Win Them the World Cup. They Were Wrong.
Google Maps can now tell you the exact distance between two points
LAPD Exposes Login To Data Harvesting Software During Interview With CNN
Crypto weakness in smart LED lightbulbs exposes Wi-Fi passwords
“Weaponized” exploit can steal sensitive user data on eBay, Tumblr, et al.
Security company says your data can easily be recovered from ‘wiped’ Android phones
Big Data should not be a faith-based initiative
NSA trove shows 9:1 ratio of innocents to suspicious people in “targeted surveillance”
Robogenesis: A Novel
Amped
Why The Music Industry’s Next Big Disruption Is In The Recording Studio
DiskMaker
Why Did Starfleet Allow Families Aboard the Enterprise in Star Trek: The Next Generation?
Bill Murray’s Unreleased 1984 Sci-Fi Comedy Is Now Online
Transcendence
Gracepoint
The Killing
35 Genius Travel Tips That Will Change Your Life Forever
The First Text Message Ever Was Sent 21 Years Ago Today
RocketSkates let you zip along the sidewalk at a top speed of 12MPH
Reid’s Chocolates
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Music by Amungus
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Jul 4, 2014 • 1h 27min
65: Not Your Parents Sex Toy
For the Birthday of 'Murica episode we discuss the technology of "self-love" and the rise of the F'ables. A little talk about the MKNewsfeed scandal, the future of the indie music biz, and Brian shares his best travel tip to avoid a sprain at the TSA.
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Show Notes
You can now literally have sex with your iPad
AutoBlow 2
Building A Better Blowjob Machine
The AutoBlow Original for people who are looking for the original.
Oh yes! It was Crowdfunded!!!
RealTouch has been around for ages.
There's the ever popular Fucking Machines for the ladies
Arse Elektronika
'So Who Wants to F**k a Robot?'
Jacob Appelbaum on Wikipedia
Automatic Sperm Extractor Introduced Into A Chinese Hospital
"Feminism is a sexual strategy": Inside the angry online men's rights group "Red Pill"In the "manosphere," men resent women for "withholding" sex. And the scariest part is that they're far from alone
Can We Stop Saying Tinder Is Good for Women Now?
An Incompetent Attack on the Innovator's Dilemma
Why we should be celebrating the rise of robot journalism instead of criticizing it
MKNewsfeed!
The background on Project MKUltra
Facebook Experiments Had Few Limits. Data Science Lab Conducted Tests on Users With Little Oversight
What does the Facebook experiment teach us? Growing Anxiety About Data Manipulation by Danah Boyd
Facebook Got Permission To Do 'Research' On Users 4 Months After Emotion Manipulation Study
News feed: 'Emotional contagion' sweeps Facebook
Facebook tinkered with users' feeds for a massive psychology experiment
Facebook's science experiment on users shows the company is even more powerful and unethical than we thought
Facebook deliberately made people sad. This ought to be the final straw
Facebook and Engineering the Public
Everything You Need to Know About Facebook's Controversial Emotion Experiment
The Pitchforks Are Coming… For Us Plutocrats
Medium Hires Tech Writer Steven Levy as It Moves From Platform to Publisher
Blade, a Helicopter-Booking App, to Partner With Uber
This Startup Had Over 5 Million Users And A Great Product. Then It Folded
Stop predicting music's future: The next Pixies, White Stripes or Adele will come from the indie ranks
Is This The End Of SoundCloud For DJs?
An emoji-only social network: Ridiculous … or brilliant? (Or Sharkbaiting?)
Serious Android crypto key theft vulnerability affects 86% of devices
Google Starts Removing Search Results Under Europe's 'Right to be Forgotten'
Data breaches in 2013 exposed 14% of all debit cards
Microsoft Darkens 4MM Sites in Malware Fight
How a password changed my life.
1Password with Touch ID integration in iOS 8 is truly amazing
The 1s and 0s behind cyber warfare
Disqus Wordpress Plugin Flaw Leaves Millions of Blogs Vulnerable to Hackers
Exclusive: A review of the Blackphone, the Android for the paranoid
Robogenesis: A Novel by Daniel H. Wilson
They're making a Robopocalypse movie. Maybe.
Fitbit Update
ReadMe! by Pierre DiAvisoo
The Internet's Own Boy (Paid)
The Internet's Own Boy (Free)
The Internet's Own Boy (Kickstarter)
Starz Developing 'American Gods' Series
Sherlock renewed for a 4th season and a Special!
Man vs Food star has show taken off air after 'thinspiration' rant
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Jun 27, 2014 • 1h 23min
64: Grumpy Old Geeks 3.0! Sorta...
This week's show is a work in progress and we were strapped for time so our new bumpers are pretty rough. All apologies. Otherwise, we make more fun of Yo!, Google I/O, Android "L"oser, and toss in some productivity talk.
Show notes: http://grumpyoldgeeks.com/64
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Jun 20, 2014 • 1h 15min
63: Yo! Can I have a quarter?
It's a good week for us. Yo!, Slingshot, and Washboard are all the buzz and we're all left scratching our heads on what the hell is going on. Brian apologizes. Jason is sick as a dog and contrary to Brians accusations, there was only 1 swig of Jamesons.
Show Notes at: http://grumpyoldgeeks.com/63
Show Notes
What Elon Musk did — and did not — do when he “opened” Tesla’s patents Does the World Cup Have a Lingua Franca? Two Dots update THE DISRUPTION MACHINE This startup that will sell you $10 of Quarters for $14.99 People Invested $1 Million In An App That Just Says ‘Yo’ Facebook launches Slingshot Amazon Fire Phone Amazon’s Fire Phone might be the biggest privacy invasion ever (and no one’s noticed) Amazon starting their Mobile Ad offering with a $6 guaranteed CPM for the first few months. YouTube Confirms Subscription Service Imminent, Warns of Takedowns SoundExchange DIGITAL RADIO REPORT Dr. Oz’s bad medicine It’s Official, You Can Finally View GIFs on Twitter Which VPN Services Take Your Anonymity Seriously? 2014 Edition Private Internet Access AT&T offers customers affected by data breach one year of credit monitoring US Marshal CCs, rather than BCCs, those interested in anonymous Bitcoin auction Robert Scoble thinks privacy advocates have "overstepped their bounds", has useful advice for victims of violent stalkers, and is jealous of your threesomes SmartWater CSI Proton Mail begging for money The Long Mars It's Complicated: The Social Lives of Networked Teens The Sweet Set-up Jason on Quit! Reeder 2 for Mac Reeder 2 for iOS Swarm Tech Douchebags Jason on Tech Douchebags Safety First with Jordan Cooper The Feed by Libsyn Today in iOS Negativland gives away ‘U2’ multi-track master, invites fans to remix infamous single https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6gPSSYxex0 Very cool little music tool Ringly - Vibration goodie for your phone Marpac Dohm-DS Dual Speed Sound Conditioner Philips Hf3321 goLITE BLU This Graphic Shows How Americans Spend Money In Real Time Humans share 50% of their DNA with bananas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2h1TOfeVFA Fermented Turmeric Tea
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Jun 13, 2014 • 59min
62: Quantified Laziness
We discuss the dark side of the quantified self and discuss the tools of laziness, which for the next 30 days are mainly beer and soccer. Some goodness in the world of patents and how F-Me money might just save the day.
Show notes: http://grumpyoldgeeks.com/62
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Jun 6, 2014 • 1h 25min
61: Good Evening Monsters
It's an interestingly grumpy and funny week as the guys talk about Orange is the New Black, WWDC, the state of the Internet and Google and Facebooks stranglehold on content as well as a journalist who's gone rogue. Some interesting security news & more!
Show notes at http://grumpyoldgeeks.com/61
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