And That's Why We Drink

Happy Day of the Fools! We completely forgot to do anything to fool you... or did we?! Is it too late to get Blaise and Allison to do the episode for us?? We do at least have a wild array of listener stories for you, everything from a murderer sleeping in a listener's bed to a wildly suspicious barn fire to the ultimate walk of shame... and that's why we drink!Please support the companies that support us! Go to felixgrayglasses.com/DRINK for the absolute best quality blue light filtering glasses on the market!Get started with Cleancult today! Go to Cleancult.com/DRINK for 25% off your first kit - but only until May 30th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get ready for some whimsical, self-isolation chaos today! We're recording from afar for one of the first times ever and it's noodles all the way to the top! This week Em's helping us celebrate Alien Abduction Day a little late (March 20th) with the story of the many and frequent abductions of the UK's Hilary Porter. Then Christine brings us the heartbreaking story of the disappearance of Anthonette Cayedito and the epidemic of Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls. We can all help by donating money or time to organizations like the Coalition to Stop Violence Against Native Women, It StartsWith Us, No More Silence, Sisters In Spirit, and The Native Alliance Against Violence. We hope everyone is staying in and staying safe! Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Go to HelloTushy.com/DRINK for a special offer on bidets! Check out all the amazing shoes and bags available right now at Rothys.com/DRINK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to Kitty Cat Corner! Where we fawn over Juniper and continue to be trapped by the Coronavirus. We hope you're all doing well!  This week Em attempts to help us escape our present circumstances by taking us to the extremely historic and haunted Langham Hotel in London, frequented by the likes of everyone from Napoleon Bonaparte to Lady Gaga. Then Christine covers another cold case turned hot, the murder of Sherri Rasmussen in Van Nuys, California. We're also pretty sure a ghost ate our homework this week... and that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get an extra 30% off your first ThredUP order at thredUP.com/drink For 20% off your first Native purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com/drinkGo to ThirdLove.com/DRINK to find your perfect-fitting bra… and get 15% off your first order! Get 10% off during your first three months of Ritual at ritual.com/ATWWD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the epicenter of Clorox! We're staying in this week and reporting from rainy Los Angeles. We're also so sorry for having to reschedule all of our March live shows - we have more detailed info below for you. We hope you're all staying safe and healthy! This week Em covers the supposed curse of the Poltergeist movie franchise. Then Christine takes on the gruesome and graphic story of Jesse Pomeroy aka the "Boston Boy Fiend". And don't ask Linda to send you toilet paper... and that's why we drink! LIVE SHOW UPDATE: Portland and Seattle have been rescheduled for the following dates! Portland - 10/22/20Seattle - 10/23/20All previously purchased tickets for both shows will be honored at the new dates. Both venues will be the same, please double check the event sites for show time listings. Tickets for the Portland show are back on sale for the new date now! Seattle is still sold out but we'd suggest keeping an eye on the ticket site if you're interested in purchasing tickets. Please contact the venues directly for info on refunds. We're working on confirming rescheduled dates for DC, Philly, NYC and Boston now. So sorry for the inconvenience! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get 25% off Cleancult now through May 30th at Cleancult.com/DRINKTry Scout from Warby Parker for just $5! Visit warbyparker.com/DRINKGet a 4-week trial PLUS free postage ANDa digital scale without any long-term commitment from Stamps.com! Just go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in DRINKUse coupon code DRINK for $10 off your first FabFitFun box at www.fabfitfun.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're jumping ourselves right into some wormholes today because Em is covering the long awaited story of the Mandela Effect! Christine then covers the wildly dark and twisted tale of Corey Breininger. We also still haven't heard back from Lin-Manuel Miranda yet... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Go to PrettyLitter.com and use promo code DRINK for 20% off your first order!Go to ZOLA.com/drink today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your save the dates!Go to HelloFresh.com/whywedrink10 and use code whywedrink10 for 10 free meals including free shipping!Go to Vistaprint.com and enter promo code DRINK for free shipping on all business cards, any style, any quantity! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy March, little fishes! It's Pisces season and we're bringing you some past life stories and chill ghost stories hot and fresh for ya! We also might have thrown in a close encounter of the second kind just for fun!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Go to Vistaprint.com and enter promo code DRINK for free shipping on all business cards, any style, any quantity! Go to BioClarity.com and get 15% off EVERYTHING on their website when you use my code DRINK at checkout! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gather 'round all our little anchovies, are you ready for some stories?! Well, we may or may not have to Google ourselves first. This week Em brings us the history of the legendary Thunderbird and Christine covers the disturbing cold case of the murder of Dorothy Jane Scott. And don't forget to play this episode in reverse to hear a very special satanic message (just kidding, we think)... and that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Go to Felix GrayGlasses.com/DRINK and get a pair of Blue Light glasses from the pros! Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE, when you go to ZipRecruiter.com/DRINK!Go to Rothys.com/DRINK to get your new favorite flats!Go to THIRD LOVE.com/DRINK now to find your perfect-fitting bra… and get 15% off your firstpurchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's not you, it's not me, this week it's not even Houdini... it's the Minnesota Iceman! Em brings us the storied past of a cryptid who's rumored to have ties to Jimmy Stewart. Then Christine takes on the wild story of the notorious Dorothea Puente in honor of our recent Sacramento trip. And don't worry, we're on Tik Tok now and we have a lot of ideas to trademark... and that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get an extra 30% off your first ThredUp order at thredUP.com/drinkGet 10% off your first three months of Ritual when you go to ritual.com/ATWWDExplore your creativity at Skillshare.com/DRINK2 and get 2 free months of Premium Membership!To match with your perfect therapist, go to Talkspace.com or download the app. Make sure to use the code DRINK to get $100 off your first month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please don't burn our chairs! This week we accidentally coordinated Ohio stories for you. Em takes us to the Ohio State Reformatory for some hauntings and Christine covers the horrifying angel of death, Donald Harvey. We also may or may not be muppets... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Just go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in DRINKGo to ZOLA.com/drink today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your save the dates! Head to warbyparker.com/drink to order your free Home Try-On!For 20% off your first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com/drink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alert! Alert! We're implementing the vodka emergency buddy system this week, people! Em's holding Christine and Christine's holding the vodka because Em's covering the long awaited story of the mysterious Dyatlov Pass Incident. Then Christine brings us perhaps the most recent story yet with the gruesome murder of Kevin Bacon, not the actor but a beloved Michigan hairstylist. We're also graced with the guest appearance of Gio's nap time blep tongue... and that's why we drink! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices