Teen Girl Talk

This week, Frank and Suesie head to Riverdale to dive into the dark, murderous world of Archie comics!? A land with a diner that has club lighting for some reason.  A land that's like Pretty Little Liars refined and crystallized.  Guess what we're doing a whole month of Riverdale.  Also on this episode Suesie thinks Jughead is a ghost.  Frank thinks that Polly and Betty are the same person.  Intro and outro is Confident by Demi Lovato.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes.  It helps people find us and helps the show grow.

On this the last week of Murder May the Cota siblings take on It Follows! A movie about a slow moving but persistent curse that's passed on by having sex.  It is hella good and hella scary.  Also on this episode Suesie looks up some stuff about puppets.  Frank figures out how to survive using truckers.  intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns: hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes!  It helps us and helps people find the show.

Trigger warning: Suicide This week Frank and Suesie are communing with the spirits on the ghastly, Ouija!  A tepid, bland, repetitive not very good horror movie.  With no scares.  No thrills.  No chills.  Really, there's so little to this movie the two hosts just start ranting about any number of things like thirsty ghosts and their terrible stripper routines.  The episode came out great though if you don't mind me tooting my own horn.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/, Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.

Woo doggy this was a good one!  Starring Samara Weaving, Bella Thorne and Hana Mae Lee!  About an evil babysitter and the boy trying to stop her.  Buckle up this is going to be a fun ride.  Also on this episode Suesie talks trash to old school England.  Frank comes up with the best Breaking Bad top ten ever.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes!  Also we're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/

The movie was called Cecil B. Demented.

Trigger warning: Suicide and sexual assault  This week the Cotas want to ask you, Truth or Dare?  The truth is this movie sucks and we dare you not to watch it.  However we would dare you to watch the remake that Suesie and Frank come up with that has more unicycles than you can shake a stick at.  This movie is about a demon that wants to play a game with college kids.  It stars both a Teen Wolf and a Pretty Little Liar.  This is the first movie of Murder May.  Get ready.  Also Suesie talks about one of her greatest talents.  Frank refuses to raffle off a severed head.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.

And with this final bizarre piece of cinema neighpril comes to a thankful end.  This week's movie is called A Cowgirl's Story and it has more plots than you can shake a stick at and is clearly just a quick cash in that no one cared about.  I think this is one of our better episodes.  I hope you enjoy it.  Also on this episode Suesie comes to terms with the fact that she'll never be a horse girl.  Frank shows off his new lava lamp.  The intro and outro song is the Cowgirl's Stomp by Maggie McClure.  Questions, comments, concerns? Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We also have a fun facebook group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to our show on iTunes.

You can hear the exhaustion in our voices as Neighpril wears us down.  But this is actually a good horse related piece of media.  It's a love story about a young girl and a horse called Free Rein.  I think this is the first Neighpril outing that we actually gave a score above 5 for.  Also on this episode Suesie converses with a Magic Eight Ball.  Frank talks about his experiences as an outside boy.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.

Join us on our journey through the confusing movie called Forest Fairies.  This movie nearly kiled us yet again.  This movie had more to do about fairies than horses.  Our cast includes Rumpelmomskin and Amanda who decides that running away a few feet is the answer to all her problems.  Everyone else is completely negligible.  Neighglible?  I'm sorry.  Also on this episode Suesie glosses over death.  Frank needs Amanda to remember that this is a sneaking mission.  Both of them call out the soon to be released movie, I Feel Pretty.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.

Ladies and gentlemen.  I come to you a broken man.  Broken by the Horse Dancer.  This movie is the most buck wild thing we have seen in a long time.  Come and join us on this journey of confusion, anger and then more intense anger.  There is very little horse dancing in this movie.  There are a lot of plot lines that peter out like bad fireworks. Also on this episode, Suesie holds a press conference of regret.  Frank comes up with a dark theory.  Questions, comments, concerns, hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.