Bawdy Storytelling

Are you ready to show all the Masters & Maestros & Big Bros what you’ve got? Told live onstage at Bawdy’s 15 year Anniversary event, Educator, Artist and Rope Dojo founder Midori takes us on a bifurcated journey from flying warriors in a Shaolin Temple to an all-Male Shibari gathering in a Tokyo Swinger’s Club. Should you hide who you are so that male-dominated society isn’t threatened - or is it time to flip the script? #Rope #SoStrong #Dabbler #Feminist #Shibari #BeautifulLadyCompanion    Song: ‘Take it like a Man’ (Dragonette) About the storyteller:   Trailblazing educator, sexologist, artist, and irritant to banality, Midori founded Rope Dojo and ForteFemme: Women's Dominance Intensive. She penned the first English instruction book on Shibari titled, "Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage" in 2001, paving the way for the popularity of rope. Dan Savage calls her the "Super Nova of Kink," while others affectionately call her Auntie Midori for her cool, tell-it-like-it-is, funny, reality-based teaching. She is also the author of "Wild Side Sex," "Master Han's Daughter," and "Silk Threads.” You can learn, laugh and enjoy her special online classes, events and art at www.patreon.com/PlanetMidori Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/planetmidori/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MidoriReallyMidori Creative Living Coaching and Private Sexological Consultations: ask@planetmidori.com Episode links:   LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s ‘Fingers Crossed’ is on Friday, April 22, 2022 at the Verdi Club in San Francisco. You can attend the event live or buy a Livestream ticket and watch it from home. This Bawdy features true stories from Elizabeth Barlow, Dolan Wolf, Mosa Maxwell-Smith, Brendan Taylor, and brand new musical act, Katie Cookie.  Get tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossedA   Like a Kitten: Why not gift yourself a brand new set of sexy essentials from Like A Kitten?! Like A Kitten offers subscription gift boxes, so each season you’ll receive a new shipment right to your door with all the ingredients to spice up your sex life. The Like A Kitten’s Spring subscription box price is $79.00, which is a great deal since the products in this box retail for well over $150. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening! Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.   Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!   Love Personal Storytelling? I want to help you improve your own stories! There are several ways for us to work together:   WORKSHOP: Wanna sign up for the next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’? It’s happening SOON. The first few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees - and I’ve added weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends. It just keeps getting better, and this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story workshop, and Advanced Storytelling workshop that’s on the way later this year. Make sure you’re one of the first to know about the next ‘How to be Fascinating’; go to  www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  Or email me at Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com   ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you communicate with clarity. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business or some other story-related endeavor? Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!   Patreon: Want a free Livestream ticket to our next show? Become a member on Patreon (at the $10/month level or higher) by April 18th and tell me you wanna watch the Livestream on April 22nd,  and I’ll send you a free ticket - but hurry, cause you need to join by April 18th.   Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community; we’ve changed so many lives and we want to help you experience pleasure and freedom at whatever level you desire. Start living a fully expressed life, wherever you are. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after time away from our beloved live shows and community, but it’s because of people like you. Become a member of our Patreon community now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy  (and Thank You!)   You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to: Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling Paypal: https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!   ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!    Tags:   rope bondage society Shibari ogle bouncer hair credentials flirting drinks back dance hall disco Shaolin temple walking ducking flying warriors kung fu fighting abbot cushion sit tea sleeve joint gang bang room clutch sofa pit introduce writer people sexuality writer educator members club master beautiful lady companion maestro big bro bowing laughter music party knocked door wooden side Shaolin temple mountain mists traveler bedraggled exhausted monk visage weary traveler steps kung fu training ground mist covered mountain red light district bowels Tokyo windowless swingers club introductions America gait background fighter art of warfare dabble swinger club tied tie weapons sword sparring partner first warrior mother briefcase guns drug money array rope companion pretty choices polite save face relationships Japan sword sweat trickles brow sunlight glints sword bundle tatami room gritty basement interrogation polite inauthenticity California unfurl toss hard point hog tie grab curl clean jerk unfurl falls gracefully wide eyed men blushing women silence gulp rush stage strong women suspend dabble thank you hopscotch    Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  

Wanna know the secret to great - and sex-positive - parenting? Comedian, writer, and performer Wonder Dave tells us how his parents got it right by slipping him quality learning materials early on, and how he shared his newfound knowledge with his best friend Nate. 2 teenage boys on a sleepover, what could go wrong? Well for starters, they could establish good ground rules like no slut-shaming, discover how to clearly communicate their needs and feelings, and determine the importance of a high thread count. Hey, does that feel a little ‘toothy’ to you? #Discovery #Masturbation #BoysAndSex   Song: ‘Passionate’ (Backstreet Boys) About the storyteller:   Wonder Dave is a comedian, writer, performer and swell human being. He is the co-creator of the Mental Health Comedy Hour, a show where comedians tell jokes and talk about mental health. Dave is a pro wrestling commentator for Hoodslam and co-host of the Oakland variety show The Ruckus and Rumpus Revival.    Find him online at WonderDave.org   And for all the social media links in one place, visit https://linktr.ee/wonderdave   Episode links:   Beducated:  Y’all, we’ve got a new sponsor: Beducated! They’re like the Netflix of Sexual Wellness; they are an online course platform with easy-to-follow video, audio, and written guides. They provide techniques & information to level-up your love life, because Beducated believes that sexual happiness is trainable. They offer an expert-backed library of courses from Tantra to Kink to more. You can explore new practices and upgrade your lovemaking skills.  Beducated’s Subscription Benefits include Unlimited access to all their online courses  +100 hours of video & audio content  Tips from world-renowned educators  New content every week  High-quality streaming on all devices You can try Beducated for 1 day for FREE and get 65% off Beducated’s yearly pass with my code DIXIE.  Just go to http://beducate.me/dixie - and Your 65% off will be locked in for life!    Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!   LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s ‘Fingers Crossed’ is now on Friday, April 22, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco or buy a Livestream ticket and watch from home, and this Bawdy features true stories from Elizabeth Barlow, Dolan Wolf, Mosa Maxwell-Smith, Brendan Taylor, and brand new musical act Katie Cookie. Get tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossedA   Love Personal Storytelling? I want to help you improve your own stories! There are several ways for us to work together:   WORKSHOP: Wanna sign up for the next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’? The first few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees - and I’ve added weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends. It just keeps getting better, and this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story workshop, and Advanced Storytelling workshop that’s on the way later this year. Make sure you’re one of the first to know about the next ‘How to be Fascinating’; go to  www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  Or email me at Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com   ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you communicate with clarity. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business or some other story-related endeavor? Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!   Patreon: Want a free Livestream ticket to our next show? Become a member on Patreon (at the $10/month level or higher) by April 18th and tell me you wanna watch the Livestream on April 22nd,  and I’ll send you a free ticket - but hurry, cause you need to join by April 18th.   Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community; we’ve changed so many lives and we want to help you experience pleasure and freedom at whatever level you desire. Start living a fully expressed life, wherever you are. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after time away from our beloved live shows and community, but it’s because of people like you. Become a member of our Patreon community now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy  (and Thank You!)   You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to: Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling Paypal: https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!   ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!    Tags:   fervor laundry frequently life skill good parenting jerk tug rub things best friend scrawny kid Marlboro stole cigarettes cars progressive hella bay area talk clearly communicate our needs and feelings hump pillow higher thread count chafe rest lube eventually vaseline chapstick stick tips sleepover Nintendo Weird Al Yankovic amazing midst conversations wondered pressure both sides gay sexually attracted concept anal sex first young lad stepfather basement books goosebumps blue active parenting discover rural Wisconsin stumbled trove treasure conservative lutherans hippie smoking pot adult head shop Lacrosse secreted cool thing read fascinating chapter homosexuality gay OK vague mysterious movie banned heart small town farm country chapter farm bad person don’t tell good job book important new exciting world wet underpants morning juncture mattress boxsprings pressure splinters adventurous spirit gayness stare great strung sheet middle top OK soft quality bottom scraped double teaming worse scary motels destiny basic washing machine Nintendo nothing friendship thing we did together addition books negative raised open person sexually   Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  

Did you think that you’d have time to accept that invite to play, only to learn your opportunity is gone forever? Friendly Misanthrope and Sex Educator / Author Allison Moon met carpenter & seminary student Hans in college and wonders: Do they really make men who invite you to have sex like this, without ego and expectation? They do, and when you lose them you celebrate their life in the most appropriate way you can - you throw an Orgy that celebrates Hans’ relentless love of other humans, and you honor their existence & passion in the best way you possibly can. This story is from a Risk!/Bawdy Storytelling collaboration show from before the Pandemic. #Community #Retrospect #Regret #NoThanks #SobsIntoOrgasms   Song: ‘Bedroom Hymns’ (Florence & the Machine) About the storyteller:   Allison Moon is the author of five books including the instant classic sex education guide Girl Sex 101 and the erotic memoir Bad Dyke. Her newest book is Getting It: A Guide to Hot, Healthy Hookups and Shame-Free Sex.   Learn more about Allison at: https://girlsex101.com/ https://www.instagram.com/allison_moon https://twitter.com/HeyAllieMoon   Episode links:   Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.  Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!   Like a Kitten: Why not gift yourself a brand new set of sexy essentials from Like A Kitten?! Like A Kitten offers subscription gift boxes, so each season you’ll receive a new shipment right to your door with all the ingredients to spice up your sex life. The Like A Kitten’s Spring subscription box price is $79.00, which is a great deal since the products in this box retail for well over $150. Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening!   Love Personal Storytelling? I’d be thrilled to help you improve your own stories! There are several ways for us to work together:   WORKSHOP: Wanna sign up for the next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’? The first 2 workshops sold out - and got rave reviews from the attendees - and I’ve been adding more class time, weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends. It’s getting better every time, and this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story workshop, and for my Advanced Storytelling workshop that’s on the way. Make sure you’re one of the first to know the dates - go to  www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe Or email me at Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com   ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you communicate with clarity. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business or some other story-related endeavor? Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!   Rescheduled LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s ‘Fingers Crossed’ is now on Friday, April 22, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco or buy a Livestream ticket and watch from home, and this Bawdy features true stories from Elizabeth Barlow, Dolan Wolf, Mosa Maxwell-Smith, Brendan Taylor, and brand new musical act Katie Cookie. Get tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossedA   Patreon: Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community; we’ve changed so many lives and we want to help you experience pleasure and freedom at whatever level you desire. Start living a fully expressed life, wherever you are. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community, but we’re still here because of people like you.Become a member of our Patreon community now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)   You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to: Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling Paypal: https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!   ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!    Tags:   los angeles san francisco storage rental truck lock home openness partner loft carpenter Habitat for Humanity tools building space nails explosive gunpowder concrete windows friendships housewarmings parties sexy friends giggles moans quality guy inherited sex furniture sex swing sex machine dildo leather bench relentless beatific writhing cranky habit social anxiety thought desire retrospect foisted friend week later friend trails voice details phone scrolling contacts phone tree foreign language empty asphalt sobs shock grief loss regret denied funeral seminary christian God divine collar atheist reception picture comfortable spirit rest sweat come screams friends lovers boyfriend widow passion container honor sharing stories community experience catharsis orgasms geeks inextricably linked scrabble scrabble team sport tiles strategic quandary woman uneven somebody partner relentless teammate spent departed reading chair loft quiet Yes misanthrope friendly person sandwich reevaluate better person stance Hans glowed incandescence paleness translucent college spiritual overwhelmed questions favorite sober dressed broad daylight caged flanked Emancipation swimming chance campus bisexual discover amalgam dreams crushes woman revelatory scary honest genitals hand armrest drive silence hot backroads Ohio cornfields practice blowjobs nascent normal envious stripped water naked languid rocks turtles mud slathering mud body camera auto-time pictures flight   Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  

Isn’t BDSM just the Addams Family filmed in a dark 24 hour Fitness, but with sex equipment? Suspended with rope from a vaulted ceiling on Folsom Street Fair Eve, scientist and storyteller Lesley Jones yawns and fears she’s gotten too jaded for kink. Yet as she hangs there, she remembers the body issues she encountered at her first Leather event, and all the personal growth she’s gained from her years of submission. #BodyConfidence #PowerExchange #Humiliation #Flogger #HotTopic   About the storyteller:   Lesley Jones is a scientist, burner, hedonist and storyteller based in Seattle. If she were a dungeons and dragons character, her alignment would be lawful good in the streets, chaotic good in the sheets. She has performed with Bawdy Storytelling, RISK!, The Moth, The Mystery Box, and was featured on Dan Savage's Hot Mic podcast. You can find her on Twitter @science__patrol, or leaving roses and invitations to come play board games outside your door at night.     Song: ‘No Fear for Nobody’ (Maneskin) Episode links:   Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!  Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/   Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on. Whether you want a story to turn you on or to wind you down for better sleep, Dipsea has wellness sessions, bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax. Dipsea helps you get in touch with yourself for some extra sweet dreams.  And for listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/ and use the promo code DIXIE.  Dipsea release new stories every week, so there’s always more to explore - no matter who you’re into or what turns you on.  Download the app right now, and get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie   Love Personal Storytelling? I’d be thrilled to help you improve your own stories! There are several ways for us to work together:   WORKSHOP: The next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ starts THIS SUNDAY, March 27th. The first 2 workshops sold out - and got rave reviews from the attendees - and this time I’ve added more class time, weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends. Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingSunday   ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. I can help you communicate with clarity; are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business - or do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story?  Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!   LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s ‘Fingers Crossed’ is this Friday, March 25th, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco or buy a Livestream ticket, and it features true stories from Elizabeth Barlow, Mosa Maxwell-Smith, Brendan Taylor, Sylvia Blalock and brand new musical act Katie Cookie. Get tickets at  https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossed     Patreon: Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community; we’ve changed so many lives and we want to help you experience pleasure and freedom at whatever level you desire. Start living a fully expressed life, wherever you are. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community, but we’re still here because of people like you.Become a member of our Patreon community now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)   You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to: Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling Paypal: https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!   ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!    Tags:   Kinky pervert Folsom holiday ponies puppies prance Leatherman sexy party bedroom vaulted ceilings hands chin up shoulders back sexy garter belt thigh highs hanging ceiling husband friends watch tray snacks rope salami hungry lean defenseless tied up in rope ceiling fine cool why isn’t this cooler conceptually jaded kink scene turn me on first play party real live dungeon car crisp fall air pee glass door venue smoking goth kids not cool enough mom Hot Topic hope anxiety kinky Halloween City masquerade masks seedy cum fuck me skillset words desk $20 members club date home address registering mutant X-men official signed struck luggage everywhere sex tourism fly valid BDSM life hack conversation 120 ft ass hooks breathing hoods sleep sack bad back beatings confused distracted snacks dispenser coffee tiny styrofoam cups Jiffy Lube AA naked club 2 floors social area dungeon rugs coaches corsets kneeling guard ottoman based gangbang stressed out projecting feelings suit what to wear nice dress emotions stroking shoulder leave stressed out chill enjoy yourself ready tiny steps interesting downstairs screams pain downstairs dungeon apparatus hyper polite look avert our eyes rude free piece of equipment dungeons existed Addams Family CSI conceptually weird 24 hour fitness for dark metal sex equipment padded for sex furniture attract display hurt big entrap humiliate enough for a Lesley human being toes heartbeat laving looked seeing me, on display hurt brain not ready let me out ice cold hard metal handcuffs tie blindfold shut the door click heard trapped eyes leave reached thru the bars intense act of undid top exposed power exchange bow dress the top fell away exposing breasts locked untied ashamed smart goofy nakedness heart brain see move examine embarrassing hot face on fire wet snapped back in time Folsom Eve leather flogger attention fibers hemp rope digging exquisite comfortable sexy good girl terrified lucky    Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  

Is it true that you can get dick delivered on your phone? Storyteller Jeffrey Allen Hayes works at his local LGBT Senior Center, and when his clients discover hookup apps, they have so many questions. Hired to create programs to help the seniors feel less isolated, he teaches them about Grindr - & his boss promptly reprimands him. What started out as a fireable offense has now turned into a 5 class series with powerpoint presentations, handouts and planned role-play sessions. Technology can be a catalyst for connection & Apps should be for everyone…oh, and look out for the plot twist at the end of the story! #Selfie #GPS #Boundaries #ExceedsExpectations #Pride #Discomfort   About the storyteller:   Jeffrey Allen Hayes has won Best of Bawdy multiple times. He holds an MA in Drama Therapy and works as a professional game master, facilitating games like dungeons and dragons with a focus on emotional growth and healing.     Song: ‘Computer Boy’ (Poppy) Episode links:   Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at https://www.everlywell.com/dixie   Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.   Like a Kitten:  Surprise your partner with Like A Kitten’s Build your Own Box. Like A Kitten will ship you a gift box with all your erotic essentials, from vibrators and massage oils to robes and handcuffs. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening! Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 20% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.   Love Personal Storytelling? I’d be thrilled to help you improve your own stories! There are several ways for us to work together:   WORKSHOP: The next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ starts soon! The first 2 workshops sold out, and the next Workshop starts Sunday, March 27th - and I’ve added more comprehensive class time, weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends. Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingSunday   ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. I can help you communicate with clarity; are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business - or do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story?  Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!   LIVE SHOW: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s next live event on Friday, March 25th, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco or buy a Livestream ticket, plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating, and more athttps://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossed     Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community. Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. Join our Patreon by March 21st and get a free livestream ticket to the March 25th Bawdy - Start living a fully expressed life, wherever you are. Become a member of our Patreon community now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)   You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to: Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling Paypal: https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!   ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!    Tags:   tiny happy skeleton thinning gray hair wringing hands nervous question sit down gross oversimplification how the apps prairie-dogging conversation gay men office program assistants closed strong personalities distinct look auditioning Hamlet full Shakespeare garb crowding Grinder phone Scruff success rate app exceeds Canada Tenderloin same Bingo leather Bingo Folsom Street Fair party LGBT programs department gay lesbian trans folk fueled stories inspiring clients different wants Armory drag queens pornstars promoted or fired listen give review handle boundaries appropriately marked exceeds expectations discomfort pride office timid knock Humphrey confidentiality expectations questions need knock stops door opens boss no I get that part programs position created deliverables ensure isolated survey end improvement in trouble American Society on Aging proper metrics flip flops series questions anticipate GPS Selfie nap disaster overwhelmed prepared Virgo exercise read aloud texts off script bot human revealing abs proof sister act 2: back in the habit learning acronyms FF WS lingo U Up defensive driving prey find people fun fall everyone bots different energy powerpoint room silent Hamlet guy Grindr anymore vote class nice chat ominous talk surveys access isolation phones call people exhausting dinging donging freedom failed boss office results Grindr group highest scores sociability entire senior center   Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  

Can you give someone a Blowjob and still be a Feminist?  Nationally recognized playwright, actor and comedian Marga Gomez is a Lesbian icon whose girlfriend wHortensia has moved away for grad school - but after 7 years of monogamous love, laughter, great sex and 2 expensive Uniqlo coats, Marga is unexpectedly ghosted. Preparing to go onstage in Boston on her birthday 6 months later, Marga gets a text from Hortensia that reads ‘hope you’re doing something fun’. I’ll show you FUN… feeling as though the world has stopped loving her, Marga experiences kindness from a stranger and wonders “after all those dreams, is it finally time for the blowjob experience?” & more importantly, do your skills translate to men if you’re (notoriously) really good at oral? #Monogamous #Queer #Ethnic #Age #Geography #StillComing   About the storyteller:   Marga Gomez (she, her, they, hey) is the creator of the channel “Latina Stream Queens” on YouTube.  She is also a nationally recognized playwright, actor and comedian born in New York’s Harlem, raised in Washington Heights and based in San Francisco. Her parents were entertainers in the Latino community, and Robin Williams once called her "Amazing ... A lesbian Lenny Bruce." She is the winner of a GLAAD Media Award and one of the first openly LGBT comedians in the USA. Her television credits include HBO, LOGO, PBS and Netflix’ Sense8. She is also the writer/performer of thirteen solo plays which have been produced Off-Broadway and internationally. Her acting credits also include “The Vagina Monologues” with Rita Moreno and Vicki Lawrence. During the pandemic she pivoted to livestreaming comedy and adapting her solo theater virtually and became featured in many online theater festivals.   youtube.com/latinastreamqueens instagram.com/themargagomez twitter.com/margagomez www.margagomez.com   Song: ‘Put it in your Mouth’ (Akinyele) Episode links:   Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!  Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/   Feeld: If you’re looking to celebrate individualism and sexuality without shame, I invite you to checkd out Feeld - it’s a fun, easy way to explore. Feeld is the alternative dating app for couples and singles. Feeld was originally designed for people seeking threesomes, and it’s the biggest dating app for threesomes today. Join now - You can download the Feeld app for free & support our show by going to https://feeld.co//Bawdy   Love Personal Storytelling? I’d be thrilled to help you improve your own stories!   STORYTELLING WORKSHOP: ’How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is back! The first 2 workshops sold out, and the next Workshop starts Sunday, March 27th - and I’ve added more comprehensive class time, weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends. Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingSunday   Wanna work with me one on one? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. I can help you communicate with clarity; are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business - or do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story?  Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!   LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s next live event is on Friday, March 25th, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco, buy a Livestream ticket, plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating, and more at https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossed   Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community. Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. Start living a fully expressed life; Become a member of our Patreon community now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)   You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to: Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling Paypal: https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!   ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!    Tags:   wings Maker’s Mark money Animal Sesame Street Muppets calendar booked birthday Father’s Day birthday head breakup message great flowery texted call realized world stop June birthday survived depression blurry bloated fuzzy phone happy birthday exclamation point smiley face backstage hide cower shiver evaluating life manager cash manager crowd bar carried rooftop deck bar smoking dumped wooing courting care feminine comfortable abandoned construction site comfortable tongue hairy stubbly sensitive skin soft shave unzipped wow skills coming league understand trend fluke lesbianism works planet bizarro leader expert lesbian love maker decades experience intelligent demanding women subconscious blowjob dream six flags great America tv commercial sleeping fulfilling exciting romantic partner dreams music old white men semi lucid major climax dissolve liquify evaporate wake worry dream google country world spreading lesbian message single popular offered girlfriend serial monogamist monogamous miserable faithful relationship Love blowjob groupies faithful tense resisted smart wise awareness large age difference gap convince number love will be forever defy young bullshit stupid horny grad school Philadelphia problem defy geography age forever down coats obvious Cyrano de Bergerac gig Boston visit months Amtrak ticket changed friends dinner laughed snowflake sun stop sold out house jokes laughing coming standing ovation bam stage manager club immediately difficult women ice cream complicated hungry snacks AirBnB moans boring premature ejaculation coats expression tone feminist please jockeys HBO dark honest NPR blouse bra gusher trickle sperm bank AirBnB lie genuine Boston wanted experience nicest man important dreams lesson impasse agenda love romance excited gender straight woman important loving each other   Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe