Bawdy Storytelling

Are you an overeager trick or treater? Well, pull up a urinal, because this week professor Woody Shticks is here to teach you the Ancient Art of Cruising! If you’ve ever wondered how to master having unbridled sex in public places, Woody’s simple sexy procedures (up/down/flip-the-grip/stir/squeeze/repeat) and pro-tips like the tap back or the downhill doubledick will land you the Juiciest Johnson in no time. Are your knees sticky yet? #SubtletyIsForStraightPeople   About the Storyteller:   Woody Shticks is a comic stripper (comic, and stripper, usually at the same time) based in New Orleans. Follow on Instagram (mild), Twitter (spicy), or TikTok (ridiculous) @woodyshticks, or get into WoodyShticks.com!   Episode links:   Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!   Check out this expert- led retreat at a private seaside ranch in Malibu: Looking to add more pleasure to your partnership and sex life? Craving a deeper connection with your partner but unsure where to start? We can help. Join sexologist Nicoletta Heidegger on September 24-25 for The Pleasure Connection, an educational retreat for couples. Their experts will guide you through developing core tools like effective communication, self-regulation, tips on reigniting the spark, and more. We're not taught how to have great sex and intimacy—but it's never too late to learn. More information at http:// thepleasureconnection.eventbrite.com   Bawdy Storytelling returns to live shows with Kinktacular on Sunday, September 25th! We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with our big Folsom Kinktacular. We’re an Official Folsom Street Fair event, so join us after the Fair; we’ve got infamous perverts like Madison Young, Author Janet Hardy & more VIP tables for 2 or 4, Reserved and General Admission Seating, icy cold cocktails with dirty names and a seat for your butt after all that carousing in the sun at the Fair. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdyKinktacular2022   Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Feels like the First Time’ will be in Seattle on Saturday, October 15th and I’ve just confirmed 2 brand new storytellers for this show! Have you pitched me your story yet? It’s been almost 3 years since we did Bawdy in Seattle, and now we’ve got a new venue, new storytellers who are flying in cause they’ve heard the Seattle audience is incredible and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with our Seattle community. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, and buy Tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022   Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.   Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Want to support Bawdy in another way? Every bit helps, and it’s easy. Our links are:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour And THANK YOU!   Wanna work with Dixie? Do you want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting ontage, Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!) & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!    Tags:   lonely packs apps viable options indirect too late for porn too early for breakfast night is shot dating crap benefits fun frisky finite bathroom guy drops wet hand dry mouth inflated cheeks open space blowjob call scotch hug boss platonic bummed emails pug walk wandering sticky knees great sex terrible luck shit spit on hit on threesome intimidating heartbreaking worthy anonymous basement running shoes cute cocky ready tongue hyper suck smirk spot wild door frozen ankles fear locked up head out closet case anonymity intimacy purgatory turn punch anger scream shock unleash winks excitement decorum walk gentle giant ourselves forget the rules kiss so hard hands time wasted clothes black pink sneakers weird sex naked toilet stranger my kisses stranger bathroom Yes repeat tapping cruise ahead find what’s above the shoes confused straight ancient art of getting it done scrappy chaps waxing poetic unbridled sex in public places I had crossed campus stall basement stall promised land stalls urinals door squeaks thank you negligent maintenance left white new balances new cool old sad favorite repeats initiates shuffle of cruising pause rules love rituals shockingly regimented gravitas environment grabbing ass procedure important homage divider formica mustache silent movie villain tucked belt buckle kneel under divider newbie precious hand nut two transfer student graduate program simple sexy procedure consistency seconds later pant door squeak game new spooked real bummer birdwatching   Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  

Can a Viking teach you to have fun when you’re bleeding? Infamous storyteller Mollena Lee Williams-Haas goes on on a pervert tour of Europe, spontaneously deciding to accept an invite from a fan in Oslo. They both know this evening will end up in sex - but when she tries to explain that her period has arrived unexpectedly, he shows her a new appreciation for that time of the month. No wonder these folks conquered the fucking planet! #Celebrate #Menstruation #KnowYourNegro #Sober   Song: ‘Warm, Bloody and Tender’ (Rachel Lark) Watch the official music video (Dixie’s in it!) at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGx4OLuE_xU About the Storyteller:   Larger than life, phat as hell, whipsmart AND smart about whips, Mollena Lee Williams-Haas:  [aka "The Perverted Negress" aka "Mo" aka "Pony Oracle," but that is a longer tail] is a performer, storyteller, BDSM/Kink/Leather/AlternativeLifestyle Educatrix, Executive Pervert, librettist and Muse. She is beloved by and in service to her "Spousemeister," legendary contemporary music composer Georg Friedrich Haas. Mollena is an outspoken footsoldier in the fight against bigotry and ignorance and a thought-leader in the world of Power Exchange dynamics. AND hey, she's been sober since 2007 and has a hard-on for living life fully and unabashedly.    Learn more at https://www.mollena.com/ or on her podcast 'All that and Mo’ (available wherever you listen to podcasts).   Episode links:   Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at https://www.everlywell.com/dixie   Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.   Check out this expert- led retreat at a private seaside ranch in Malibu: Looking to add more pleasure to your partnership and sex life? Craving a deeper connection with your partner but unsure where to start? We can help. Join sexologist Nicoletta Heidegger on September 24-25 for The Pleasure Connection, an educational retreat for couples. Their experts will guide you through developing core tools like effective communication, self-regulation, tips on reigniting the spark, and more. We're not taught how to have great sex and intimacy—but it's never too late to learn. More information at http:// thepleasureconnection.eventbrite.com   Bawdy Storytelling San Francisco: We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with the Bawdy Folsom Kinktacular. We’ve got VIP tables for 2 or 4, Reserved and General Admission Seating, icy cold cocktails with dirty names and a seat for your butt after all that carousing in the sun at the Fair. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdyKinktacular2022   Bawdy Storytelling Seattle is on Saturday, October 15th: I’ve just confirmed 2 brand new storytellers for this show! Have you pitched me your story yet? It’s been almost 3 years, and now we’ve got a new venue, and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return to Seattle, and buy Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022   Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.   Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Want to support Bawdy in another way?  It’s easy. Our links are:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour And THANK YOU!   Wanna work with Dixie? Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting ontage, Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!) & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!    Tags:   supper uncomfortable laid tonight gush Shining uterus bleeding surgical theater waist clean myself up problem towel kibosh dinner booze pours sludge salted black licorice liquor music composers aces death not music cry tears yes big leagues making move hair pulling bleeding hold on blowjob tampons problem bed magnificent small not everyday loss disadvantage towel sheets legs condom squirted orgasm girl shame mindset lights slapping hands away hold passed out fucking me flips me over cigarette smoking hand face dried came break understood celebrating my pussy braced respect appreciation fun Jellyfish sober alt.com Europe ticket landed England Vidar Oslo Norway Viking emails blunt coarse uncouth Amsterdam internet Cafe come to Oslo Ryan Air gates bald red fuzz leather pants piercing blue eyes staring game meet gate huge tattooed ink house story built haunted bathroom basement creaking Norway luggage shopping food moose wild pig young deer Babe and Bullwinkle and Bambi for   Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  

Have you ever stimulated a prostate through a vagina? Queer neurodivergent artist & coach Sarah Dopp encounters a generous & tech-savvy stranger on the internet, & they soon become gender identity penpals. And when Sarah discovers that Meredith has transitioned but hasn’t actually tried out her new vagina yet, she immediately hops a plane to Australia to help out because your first time should be with someone who cares about both you, and your pleasure. #Trans #LetsFindOutWhatThisThingCanDo #LikeThePastNeverHappened   You can watch the (10 year old!) video at   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwnRqZ5ulBE   Song: ‘Make Me Feel’ (Janelle Monae) About the Storyteller:   Sarah Dopp is queer neurodivergent artist and certified ADHD coach living in the San Francisco Bay Area. Some of her past projects include Queer ADHD, a coaching community for the LGBTQ community, as well as Genderfork, a community expression blog for gender diversity. More of her voice can be found on TikTok or Instagram under @sarahdoppify.   Episode links:   Dipsea is an app full of hundreds of short, sexy audio stories designed by women, for women. They bring scenarios to life with immersive soundscapes and characters, no matter who you’re into or what turns you on. New content is released every week, so in between listening to your favorite stories, again and again, you can always find something new to explore. And for listeners of this show, Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to  DipseaStories.com/DIXIE   Bawdy Storytelling San Francisco: We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with the Bawdy Folsom Kinktacular. We’ve got VIP tables for 2 or 4, Reserved and General Admission Seating, icy cold cocktails with dirty names and a seat for your butt after all that carousing in the sun at the Fair. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at https://BawdyKinktacular2022.eventbrite.com   Bawdy Storytelling Seattle is on Saturday, October 15th: It’s been almost 3 years, and now we’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers (have you pitched me your story? I just landed 2 tellers for this show!) and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return to Seattle, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022   Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.   Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Not a fan of the Patreon model?  Want to support Bawdy in another way?  Here are other ways to make donating easy:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour And THANK YOU!   Wanna work with Dixie on Private Story Coaching?Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Quake is gone. My dog Quake was Sainted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence recently, so if you need some extra love or luck, you’ve got a Saint on your side! I am so proud and happy that this honor has been bestowed on him; It makes his death a tiny bit easier. If you wanna help out with Quake’s End of Life/final Veterinary expenses, the GoFundMe is at  https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint He was the Love of my Life, and I’ll never get over this loss. P.S. Thank you for loving Quake, too. <3   ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!) & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!    Tags:   Podcast Movement nervous Dallas Texas shy public speaking vintage YouTube bio queer locked Twitter password blog commenters ideas fix it prove 3rd party apps tech industry generous technical Meredith Flickr same people Australia Sydney far Trans documented transition male female links cache no wayback machine intrigued email interested amazing long email story started transition fully accepted build up army of readers supporters community year of social hibernation surgeries passing from people reading commented penpals writing long letters gender presentation identity sex yet her new vagina geeky first time knows who likes her a lot trust hopped a plane weekend booty call terrible idea weird when I promise sex doesn’t feel right feel bad don’t wanna hurt their feelings life changing literally born again virgin how they move specificity tall bright red hair hair she terrified dinner glad nervous promise sleep couch talking geeked out bed hugs cuddling nuzzling snuggling making out rubbing her to orgasm vagina beautiful impressive staring going down modern science tissue nerves penis clitoris same folds bumps skin taste sweet self-lubricate stimulate prostate vagina first night hands mouth explored sweet 2nd night convertible changed strap-on this trip wrestled my way face serious on her knees I had no idea how I my hand lube her hips slow harder in and out checking in fast her face lit up thank you harder slow questioningly soft anytime soon pushed thru delirious hysterical vaginal experience loudest twisted horrified sobbing hurt understood winning    Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  

Can Sex Parties empower you to heal your lifelong insecurities? Bonobo Network co-producer Misha Bonaventura is invited to an intimate acid-induced birthday experience and as she looks around at the beautiful bodies at this drug-fueled orgy, she sets an intention; Does she want to make love to her friends and compatriots tonight, or does she want to make love to time, and to the meaning of life? As she dances and rejoices in the sights and the orgasms of the luminaries around her, she suddenly finds herself singled out by the cosmos - and everyone else notices it, too. #Insecure #Excluded #YouBelong   Song: ‘Disco Tits’ (Tove Lo) About the Storyteller:   Misha Bonaventura co-produces the Bonobo Network - a  High Possibility, Low Expectation sex-positive community - alongside its founder, William Winters. She teaches and consults individuals and communities to develop their consent culture with a harm reduction and transformative justice lens. She is passionate about supporting sex positive community and helping people create more pleasure for themselves.  Her private practice, Clearing Conversations, focuses on conflict resolution and communication coaching. Misha loves supporting the sex positive community of the Bay Area and beyond in creating sustainable, long-term relationship building.   Bonobo Network:https://www.bonobonetwork.com/   Clearing Conversations: http://www.clearingconversations.com/   Episode links:   Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at https://www.everlywell.com/dixie   Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.   Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.  Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!   When’s the next Bawdy in San Francisco? We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with the Bawdy Folsom Kinktacular. We’ve got VIP tables for 2 or 4, Reserved and General Admission Seating, icy cold cocktails with dirty names and a seat for your butt after all that carousing in the sun at the Fair. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at https://BawdyKinktacular2022.eventbrite.com   Bawdy returns to Seattle on Saturday, October 15th: It’s been almost 3 years, and now we’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers (have you pitched me your story? I just landed 2 tellers for this show!) and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return to Seattle, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022   Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.   Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Not a fan of the Patreon model?  Want to support Bawdy in another way?  Here are other ways to make donating easy:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour And THANK YOU!   Hire Me for Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Quake is gone. Quake was Sainted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence this past week, so if you need some extra love or luck, you’ve got a Saint on your side! I am so proud and happy that this honor has been bestowed on him; It makes his death a tiny bit easier. If you wanna help out with Quake’s End of Life/final Veterinary expenses, the GoFundMe is at  https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint He was the Love of my Life, and I’ll never get over this loss. P.S. Thank you for loving Quake, too. <3   ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!) & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!    Tags:   pixie skilled lovers tall blonde big bold excited crew skin glow fireplace giggles playfulness attract me energy solid calm sit center bed meditatively kicks in time bends life starts to blur mental adventure body turned on connected crystal hot scene amazing connection community stan insecurity included clear you belong ever feel excluded holding space pleasure high school parties business partner creator motivation unique place potential orgies unique everything want threesome moresomes flogging everything escape jealousy belonging attractive left out high school friend room psychedelic sex positive luminaries experience of a lifetime kind loving Kermit the Frog Albert Einstein closest friends acid trip sex educator queers ecstatic dance DJs Marin Headlands San Francisco flogging fisting fucking Romi cross kind loving responsible innovator intentionally gathered shepherd acid-induced huge AirBnB Hot tub huge bathtub opening circle flip n fucks cushion filled lounge consent talk house logistics name dig deep open life centered expand new place fulfill my purpose passes out the acid kick in connection games soak hot tub scamper master bedroom fiery   Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  

Have you ever used Google Drive to negotiate your most elaborate scenes? When beloved Bawdy musician Rachel Lark meets new flame Tim on Tinder, they defeat their long distance woes with shared spreadsheets containing links to kinky video inspiration for their next date with requested words or phrases, potential triggers, sexy outfits and props to purchase, and more. But when they go off-script in a rented dungeon, they both learn that spontaneity can be surprisingly hot. #UnboxMe #Spreadsheets  #RTFM #LowBattery #OrgasmControl #GoodbyeQuake   Song: ‘The Manual Says’ (Rachel Lark) About the Storyteller:   Rachel Lark is a (formerly) Oakland-based singer/songwriter and the writer of the new musical, Coming Soon, which premiered in San Francisco in April 2022. Her music has been featured on Billboard, Upworthy, Boing Boing, Salon.com, The Savage Lovecast and more. She's been a long-time musical guest at Bawdy Storytelling, but this was Rachel Lark’s storytelling debut.    To learn more about Rachel Lark, check out patreon.com/rachellark And www.rachellark.com   Episode links:   Calm: We’re partnering with Calm, the #1 mental wellness app, to give you the tools that improve the way you feel. Calm is offering an exclusive offer of 40% off a Calm Premium subscription to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. Reduce stress and anxiety through guided meditations, improve focus with curated music tracks and rest and recharge with Calm’s imaginative sleep stories, for children and adults. There’s even new daily movement sessions, designed to relax your body & uplift your mind. Over 100 million people around the world use Calm to take care of their minds. Go to CALM.COM/Dixie & you’ll get a special offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription.   Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!   Goodbye to Quake, the World’s Best Dog: He was the Love of my Life, and I’ll never get over this loss. If you wanna help out with Quake’s End of Life/final Veterinary expenses, the GoFundMe is at  https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint (Doing my job is so damn hard right now. I just wanna bury my face in his fur and grieve) P.S. Thank you for loving Quake, too. <3   After almost 3 Years, Bawdy returns to Seattle on Saturday, October 15th: We’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers (have you pitched me your story?) and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022   Wanna be an #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our next live Bawdy? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. As a sponsor, you’ll get a sneak peek at what you got for Dixie, and you’ll get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, plus you get to name my bewbs. I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all!   Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Not a fan of Patreon?  Want to support Bawdy in another way?  Below are donation links to make that easy:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour And THANK YOU!   Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!) & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!    Tags:   inability to be shocked grossed out thrown off troubleshooting section yellow red low battery aggressively caution operating gain consciousness submissive stronger greater sexual appetite switch robot overtaken doomed sleeping bag box big enough borrowed camping lying owner’s manual footsteps scene fall apart improv walks up great freaking out grin hold character hands wet turned on hot unzipping inspecting me phrases model objectified new sexiest lingerie makeup glitter eyelids 2 buns look incredible anything floor dungeon rented scene nervous prior relationship undeniable connection powerful spark left over connection FaceTime fun creative dominant submissive assignments complete revelation link describe ever thought porn send animated masterpiece guy spaceship female bodied robot worlds of possibility discuss fictional hard copy paper scene ramp things up google drive crucial documents spreadsheets props toys we owned, which ones to buy with options smart shoppers folders scene planning doc running list different scenes triggers robot scene delivery find car not disposable piece read manual grabs sinister Hitachi model return not expecting bold orgasm control failed I am the best robot wand clit breathe eyes connected pussy concentrating ok no evil explosive next one faster counting orgasms bed overpower roll his eyes new outfit red black lace dominatrix boots makeup jaw beautiful powerful woman gulp water bottle Chris Pratt sexual imagination Neil Gaiman charm spanking bench tortured scratching cup face obsessed yes princess all the fuss is about talk control end of scene pull him to bed cuddling cry incredible surprised so much mapping things out prescriptive dorky spontaneity play unbox use me musts phrases to say plans to visit rented dungeon anticipation risky surprise owner’s manual front picture Rachel Robot table of contents included with your robot toys features realistic response system get wet make sounds real human boldly infinite pain tolerance   Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  

Is there anything more difficult than not being able to touch, taste or kiss your long-distance partner? Kinkster & Podcaster Dick Wound first suggests mailing each each their dirty socks and tshirts, but when he learns of his new love’s food fetish, they substitute kissing with SweetTarts on Skype, move to in-person and before you know it, she’s lying in a Dexter-style kill room, covered in ice cold pumpkin guts. It’s time to mix the batter! Plus, Dixie struggles with the hardest goodbye she’ll ever face. #ASMR #Sloppy #Squishy #Slippery #Scene   Song: ‘Bon Appetit’ (Katy Perry & Migos) About the Storyteller:   Dick Wound explores darker and more unusual kinks and fetishes on his podcast, Off the Cuffs, including fantasies of his own death, being dominated by robots, and seductive alien encounters. The podcast was established to document his journey into the kink community, but little time passed before Dick began receiving feedback from listeners and it quickly became evident that many needed guidance to begin their journey. The platform Dick has created brings together both newbies and long time kinksters, and enables them to share their stories and experiences with a worldwide audience. This has led to guest appearances on other podcasts including RISK!, This is Actually Happening, The Dildorks and dozens of others. Dick also operates and produces a second podcast, Being There, where the extraordinary aspects of everyday people’s lives are explored in a free form interview/story-telling format. Dick’s personal journey is an interesting one, and he is available to speak on the subjects of kink and BDSM with an open mind and devious sense of humor.   You can learn more about Dick Wound at  https://www.offthecuffs.org/ & Patreon.com/OCPKink   Episode links:   Saying goodbye to Quake, the World’s Best Dog: If you wanna help with Quake’s final Veterinary and End of Life expenses, the GoFundMe is at    https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint   And Thank you for loving my Best Boi <3   Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!   Register for the Sex Geek Pro’s Social Media Deep Dive: If you’re ready to transform your sex-positive business and have clients and customers asking YOU when your next offering is…The key is Social Media! Learn how to create Social Media in an organized and savvy way from Reid Mihalko, Cathy Vartuli, Sunny Megatron, Midori and more. Get the latest updates, informed by people who are actually winning on Social Media in the sex-positive world. Find out more at https://reidaboutsex.com/smdd or https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/store/hcdt72h5 Did you know that Bawdy is coming back to Seattle in October? We’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022   Wanna be an #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our next live Bawdy? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. As a sponsor, you’ll get a sneak peek at what you got for Dixie, and you’ll get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, plus you get to name my bewbs. I have a bra registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all!   Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Want to support Bawdy in another way? Below are donation links to make that easy:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour   And THANK YOU!   Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!) & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!    Tags:   flavor kissed mouth dissolved escalate fulfill partner fantasies chew them up spit them each other’s mouths vegan chicken nuggets ear vibrator on her clit crab rangoon door opener tied chair pin me bed over chewed don’t you dare swallow October house both other partner’s carving pumpkins Halloween our Christmas Holidays Santa Claus fetish special awakened carving pumpkins scooped shudder squished sounds turned on building a scene idea dark kink fetish Gwen excitable looks personality eyeliner Daryl Hannah Bladerunner monotone Wes Anderson character eyes conversation visibly giddy garage New York visiting Michigan her biggest fetishes food play friend Kate Sloan man of a million kinks look at the world Terminator blip rule 34 Grey Gardens disgusting toilet porn food play main kink large spectrum visually sounds tongue clucks lips smacks ASMR new info lit up messy Wednesdays tight knit christian girl every month messy Wednesday trick sinners events Sunday slip and slide cover ice creams messy twister red spots ketchup yellow mustard green relish down side nauseous smell of foods mixing together drying humiliated older into food formative pinged disgust gross long distance person touch workaround mail each other dirty socks Skype smell each other’s armpits dirty feels kiss sweet tarts same color eat them opened up interest food play special other partners New York met kiss blend virtual real sweet blue pumpkin guts refrigerator dry out sloppy basement Dexter style kill room massage room pumpkin bread cold eating licking armpits Hitachi magic wand rub handful beet red disgusting little piggy came so hard slipped table special scraped some on her dry hardened remind bake pumpkin bread cumdrunk implements hands in batter post-orgasm bliss gets oven clean blissed out cold water hosed off towel bread slice smell cinnamon nutmeg discern dry bed snuggle indulge baked kinky creation love fantasy fulfillment most delicious eaten    Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  

Have you ever gotten a hand stuck in your vagina while a college party rages just 4 feet away? Sex educator and queer high femme Lilian Rogers loves the unique set of sensations that come with fisting: the openness, vulnerability, trust, the feeling of fullness… and OMG, the orgasms! So when she meets someone new on OKCupid, Lillian is prepared to teach this new-to-this partner how handballing works - but when her new partner slips right inside, she knows that it was meant to be. #Cinderella #LatexGloves #QueerDating   Song: ‘Gimme What I Want’ (Miley Cyrus) About the Storyteller:   Lilian Rogers is a queer high femme who currently hails from Mystic, Connecticut where she runs her vintage company, Femme & Nest. She can frequently be found roaming the beach and the woods in non-hiking appropriate outfits with partner and her dog sidekick, Pigeon. Generally, Lilian is making art and trying really hard not to kill her oversized collection of begonias, again.   Episode links:   OUR LAST LIVE SHOW/LIVESTREAM TILL LATE SEPTEMBER: Did you ever wonder that mischief you could get up to if you were surrounded by thoughtful, supportive friends and lovers? The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening this Friday, July 22nd. Our theme for the night is ‘One of Us!’ Bawdy is collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area) for this evening of ‘Oh HELL Yes!’ Stories. This show features Bonobo co-producer Misha Bonaventura, Queer Author R.A. Frick, music by brand-to-us new musical performer Michael Martinez (of ‘Coming Soon: The Musical) . This is our last Bawdy till late September so buy your tickets now (for the live performance, or the Livestream). Tickets at https://bawdyoneofussf.eventbrite.com   Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at https://www.everlywell.com/dixie   Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.   Quit Naturally with Füm: Whether you are a smoker or ex-smoker who still struggles with cravings or you have someone in your life that you wish would quit, Füm is the perfect tool for you. Füm is the natural inhaler designed for a better, safer, and natural way to quit cigarettes. It’s a no smoke, no vape, and no nicotine replacement for the hand-to-mouth habit of smoking. Head to https://www.breathefum.com/Dixie or use promo code Dixie at checkout to save 10% off your entire order.   Wanna be an #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our next live Bawdy? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. As a sponsor, you’ll get a sneak peek at what you got for Dixie, and you’ll get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, plus you get to name my bewbs. I have a bra registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all!    Register for the Sex Geek Pro’s Social Media Deep Dive: If you’re ready to transform your sex-positive business and have clients and customers asking YOU when your next offering is…The key is Social Media! Learn how to create Social Media in an organized and savvy way from Reid Mihalko, Cathy Vartuli, Sunny Megatron, Midori and more. Get the latest updates, informed by people who are actually winning on Social Media in the sex-positive world. Find out more at https://reidaboutsex.com/smdd or https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/store/hcdt72h5 Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! We’ve got a New venue, brand new storytellers and we’re so excited about our joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends that Bawdy’s coming back, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022   Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour And THANK YOU!   Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!) & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!    Tags:   orgasms incandescent patience regain feeling steel trap pelvic floor broke up empty whole up favorite bar enthusiastically air conditioned surly bartenders read drank bourbon reclaimed queer dating OKCupid holy grail immediately cute person Boston Connecticut hour away pictures Ann B. Davis Alice Brady Bunch cute curvy geeky queer big magnetic grin first date bat cave IPA lambic couch divorce alive feelings kissed me goodnight smile universe not ready overnight bag Boston sex toys gloves gloves snap whole laid back sex educator slipped inside prince glass empty full Lying back darkened bedroom relaxing yoga breaths deep breaths crooning background thighs girlfriend Nick egret shaved undercut baby dykes built olympic woman small hand vagina knuckles roommates kitchen wooden folding screen college students eye contact finger lips nod soldier folds quiet eye contact laughing silently sex tears streaming shrugs movement retrieve wide realize girlfriend stuck college party unique sensation openness vulnerability fullness trust   Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

(CW: this episode discusses underage sexual exploration)  Have you ever done something really naughty on the internet? Delightfully unhinged Seattle Storyteller Claire Webber shares a stream of consciousness story about how her parents dealt with their daughter’s precocious obsession with questionable websites and animals mating on the Discovery Channel (spoiler alert: it was her gateway drug to gay porn).  Hey, what’s up with roughing up the suspect to Kay’s Jeweler’s commercials, Claire? And I’m speaking at Podcast Movement! Should we have a meetup in Dallas next month? ‘Cause I’d love to meet you. #SearchHistory #BaselineLingerie #ImJustThinkingMom   Song: ‘My Strange Addiction’ (Billie Eilish) About the Storyteller:   Claire Webber started performing in dramatic theater, but was gently guided into other creative endeavors with director's’ notes such as, “You make people intensely uncomfortable” and “This production was meant to be seen by families.” Stand-up comedy was a natural fit. Claire's dedication to her odd little Id taints every aspect of her comedy and leaves an audience whimpering for more. Claire has performed at Bumbershoot and The Moth Seattle Grand Slam.  Her website is ILoveClaireWebber.com   Episode links:   Calm: We’re partnering with Calm, the #1 mental wellness app, to give you the tools that improve the way you feel. For listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Calm is offering an exclusive offer of 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at CALM.COM/Dixie  Reduce stress and anxiety through guided meditations, improve focus with curated music tracks and rest and recharge with Calm’s imaginative sleep stories, for children and adults. There’s even new daily movement sessions, designed to relax your body & uplift your mind. Go to CALM.COM/Dixie & you’ll get a special offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription. Over 100 million people around the world use Calm to take care of their minds. Go to Calm.com slash Dixie for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library.   Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.  Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!   OUR LIVE SHOW: Did you ever wonder that mischief you could get up to if you were surrounded by thoughtful, supportive friends and lovers? The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening on Friday, July 22nd. Our theme for the night is ‘One of Us!’ Bawdy is collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area) for this evening of ‘Oh HELL Yes!’ Stories. This show features Bonobo co-producer Misha Bonaventura, Queer Author R.A. Frick, music by brand-to-us new musical performer Michael Martinez (of ‘Coming Soon: The Musical) . This is our last Bawdy till late September so buy your tickets now (for the live performance, or the Livestream). Tickets at https://bawdyoneofussf.eventbrite.com   Wanna be the #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our July 22nd show? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. This month’s sponsor will get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, and you get to name my bewbs. A Revelation in Fit has my bra registry so let’s do this thing, y’all!    Register for the Sex Geek Pro’s Social Media Deep Dive: If you’re ready to transform your sex-positive business and have clients and customers asking YOU when your next offering is…The key is Social Media! Learn how to create Social Media in an organized and savvy way from Reid Mihalko, Cathy Vartuli, Sunny Megatron, Midori and more. Get the latest updates, informed by people who are actually winning on Social Media in the sex-positive world. Find out more at https://reidaboutsex.com/smdd or https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/store/hcdt72h5 Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! We’ve got a New venue, we’ll feature brand new storytellers and we’re so excited about our joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends that Bawdy’s coming back, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022   Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join (like free livestream tickets!) so please become a member of our Patreon family now at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour And THANK YOU!   Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!) & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!    Tags:   tiger hidden dragon internet online girls dot com blonde perky nipples credit card info guilty mom got home dinner lie everything masturbation stills Disney animals kay jewelry commercial porn smoking pot high school stealing pot dad gay separated found sweet daughter canister blazed high school hard copy gay porno told a story roofer jockstrap uncut schlong you seem upset sweaty red eyes crying forward didn’t know women sex men didn’t know jockstraps Valentine’s Day gift baseline lingerie massive horse father heard onstage honey really search history college Debutante ball Parents Discovery Channel humping overstuffed chair long division muscles male lion grabs neck lioness slaughtered cubs humping mother worse feelings wrong ashamed feelings bubble up lions sitting jacuzzi apartment underage cooter hours water stream straddle hot tub thinking old halloween costumes staring masturbation addict child child sexual health counselor precocious Private lions private time uncomfortable little kid pretend mother fault expositive moratorium subject matter racy naughty blues clues Simpson’s crouching   Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  

Where do Nerds end and Perverts begin - and are you down for a little Hard Justice while bent over the hood of a Batmobile? When Bruce Wang’s long lost lover returns from Australia, she needs Bruce’s help to get her mojo back. He wants to help - and where better than ComicCon?! Brace yourselves, dear listener, cause there’s a lot of Cameos in this episode: Wolverine, Catwoman, Doctor Who, Superman, AquaMan, Boy Robin, Deadpool, that super hot Centaur guy from the Old Spice commercial - but thankfully, Squirrel Girl never makes an appearance. Yes, those really ‘out there’ fantasies can come true; all it takes is a clever, enthusiastic co-conspirator. #NerdAndPerverts #NewExperience   Song: ‘Trouble in Metropolis’ (Jefferson Bergey) Learn more about Jefferson Bergey at: JeffersonBergey.com or help him create at patreon.com/JeffersonBergey About the Storyteller:   Bruce Wang is a prolific and well-respected Comic Book Writer and Cartoonist. He is performing this story under a nom de scene (a fake name) as any good Superhero does. Bruce lives in San Francisco.   Episode links:   Quit Naturally with Füm: Whether you are a smoker or ex-smoker who still struggles with cravings or you have someone in your life that you wish would quit, Füm is the perfect tool for you. Füm is the natural inhaler designed for a better, safer, and natural way to quit cigarettes. It’s a no smoke, no vape, and no nicotine replacement for the hand-to-mouth habit of smoking. Head to https://www.breathefum.com/Dixie or use promo code Dixie at checkout to save 10% off your entire order.   Dipsea is an app full of hundreds of short, sexy audio stories designed by women, for women. They bring scenarios to life with immersive soundscapes and characters, no matter who you’re into or what turns you on. New content is released every week, so in between listening to your favorite stories, again and again, you can always find something new to explore. And for listeners of this show, Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to  DipseaStories.com/DIXIE   LIVE SHOW: Did you ever wonder that mischief you could get up to if you were surrounded by thoughtful, supportive friends and lovers? The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening on Friday, July 22nd. Our theme for the night is ‘One of Us!’ Bawdy is collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area) for this evening of ‘Oh HELL Yes!’ stories, with music by brand new musical performer Michael Martinez . This is our last Bawdy till Folsom Street Fair in late September so buy your tickets now (for the live performance, or the Livestream). Tickets at https://bawdyoneofussf.eventbrite.com   Wanna be the #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our July 22nd show? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. This month’s sponsor will get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, and you get to name my bewbs. A Revelation in Fit has my bra registry so let’s do this thing, y’all!    Bawdy is coming back to Seattle: we’ve got a New venue, brand new storytellers and we’re excited about our joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends that Bawdy’s coming back, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022   Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour   And THANK YOU!   Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!) & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!    Tags:   Phone call in love Australian guy happy tail divorced heartbroken not social mojo back Comic Con asian tomboy skater dude connection Tribe before Facebook FetLife nerds perverts Burning Man people Star Trek XMen Anal Play tribe meshed huge nerd professional ComicCon judged safe spaces ourselves Cons sex parties obscure novels porn art turns crank reaffirm new things new experiences that redefine who you are comfort food heavy ass play light bdsm deep connection sushi Australia new frontiers of perversion it’s gonna get nasty ready crowded hostel hotel editor editor’s husband publisher’s booth out of luck pee drunk depressed pay bill credit card deserted alleyway knees dirty pervert flogger decent hemp rope know tricks never done ready drags me realize ComicCon San Diego Wolverine t-shirt wearing mouth breathers taking pictures Doctor Who making out Catwoman packed streets stormtroopers direct Bible thumpers Deadpool drunk Santa ComicCon no hope deserted alley date dumpster honest tell you fantasized considered satisfy curiosity anybody ask demand play sex super hot head giggles dimples boyish charm convention center waterfront nobody there exposed fenced off area huge hulking shapes Batmobiles magical guard nothing lone bright blue port potty gleaming suspicions confirmed pristine door lips wrap rock hard erection tax anxiety flow going happening piss mouth see feel pressure bladder phone flashlight serene full mouth swallows gross potty banging rocking horror Kinky Salon freaking out kinksters rimjob innocent bystander sweaty tired haven’t kiss floor men’s room wash up birdbath hair comic nerds comfort stuff Disco Dazzler movie Delirium girl beer upstairs work alone relieved enough new experiences happy Elaine mojo back never though gate new horizons uncovered nerd grow up feeling respect myself comfortable bite mystery sushi new favorite flavor menu Batman AquaMan Superman Lois Lane Boy Robin Flash Green Hornet Swamp Thing Marvel Clark Kent Wonder Woman Catwoman    Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  

Feeling defeated by last week’s overturning of Roe v. Wade by the Supreme Court? As an antidote to the bad news, we share this origin story from Author, Psychotherapist, Kinkster, Sex Radical and Ethical Slut, Dossie Easton. This story was told at Dossie’s Story Toast in 2019, where we celebrated both her 75th birthday and the 50th Anniversary of *this*, Dossie’s life-changing trip to a new sexually empowered version of feminism. Gather your strength and be inspired by Dossie’s true tale as we prepare to challenge what’s next. #WorkToDo #TooIntelligent #TooOutspoken #TooStrong #TheRiddleOfTheUniverse   Song: ‘Unstoppable’ (Sia) About the Storyteller:   Dossie Easton, a long time player on the San Francisco S/M scene, is co-author with Janet Hardy of The Ethical Slut, The Bottoming and Topping Books, and Radical Ecstasy:  SM Journeys to Transcendence.     Dossie is a psychotherapist working with individuals, couples and more in her private practice in San Francisco, with a particular interest in how S/M journeys into Shadow can bring old wounds into the healing light of consciousness and and give them a shot of life force in the form of good hot sex.    An active sex radical since 1961, Dossie was a member of the first Board of Directors of the Society of Janus in San Francisco in 1974, and active with SFSI from 1973 to 1985. Currently she makes her home in the mountains north of San Francisco, travels to teach at conferences all over the world, and wanders through the mountains around her home declaiming filthy poetry to the vultures. You can check out her website at www.dossieeaston.com.   Episode links:   Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at https://www.everlywell.com/dixie   Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.   Calm: We’re partnering with Calm, the #1 mental wellness app, to give you the tools that improve the way you feel. For listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Calm is offering an exclusive offer of 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at CALM.COM/Dixie  Reduce stress and anxiety through guided meditations, improve focus with curated music tracks and rest and recharge with Calm’s imaginative sleep stories, for children and adults. There’s even new daily movement sessions, designed to relax your body & uplift your mind. Go to CALM.COM/Dixie & you’ll get a special offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription. Over 100 million people around the world use Calm to take care of their minds. Go to Calm.com slash Dixie for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library.   How to Be Fascinating: My final Workshop starts in just 2 weeks! ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is almost sold out, and this is the last HtbF workshop I’ll do this year. This workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th, with weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A’s, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. I have a System that’s been used at Bawdy for over a decade, making it easy to get to the heart of your story. Next up: Sex and Story! I’ll be rolling that out later this year - &This class is a prerequisite for Sex and Story, so Register now for ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at  https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds   The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening on Friday, July 22nd and the theme is One of Us. We’re collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area). Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at https://bawdyoneofussf.eventbrite.com   Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! New venue, brand new storyteller and a reunion with the best community anywhere. Learn more and buy Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022   Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.   Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour   And THANK YOU!   ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!) & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!    Tags: 1000 mgs of lsd psychological 1962 Bryn Mawr New York explored fucked west great migration 1967 Summer of Love ideals utopian thinking 1969 house Richmond district bay window golden daughter 3 months old turning point figuring out mother big deal sugar cube acid atypical managed take 2 roommates babysit laid down trip no hesitation transition flying atmosphere solar system galaxy that’s my address intergalactic space dancing light cosmos flowing thru me lonely ridiculously huge space redwood tree tall universe balls of ice hurtling past suns hot enormous photon individual float back to Earth milkweed intergalactic breeze forest land clearings fires sitting around the fires stories joined a circle realized immensity creating meaning fit made sense for them human-sized eyes white sheet white spider transparent lint stuck on her leg scrape pupil bigger laughing true metaphysic found the answer to the riddle of the Universe answer Leonard Cohen I don’t know quit resign freedom unburdening rush daughter journey galaxy baby mind coming back to the planet body purpose the right thing never examined my life point of view of being a woman not too intelligent too strong too outspoken selfless devote to everybody else wife grief intelligence creativity sexiness unwomanly vowed full self full human being vows never be monogamous again turf value relationships with women with men settle down unpartnered for 5 years figure out who I was pairing security inside myself vision what the world could be profound images powerful women society angels of light commune Cockettes drag queen genderfuck theater my images of powerful women thrift store evening gowns fix my car explore japanese artists black and white artists actors new ways of being human rejected as not womanly queer community leather community SFSI radio show interview Harvey Milk man too lovable leather community power share play dungeon that day anxious write yes vision fueled clinging vine free range slut struggles awkward rewarding someplace better welcome sexual pioneers contribute information farther than I ever dreamed    Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe