Pardon My Take

The 2023 Takie Awards are here with over 20 different categories up for grabs including Creeper of the year. Fall of the year. John Madden Still Alive Person Of the Year Sponsored by Queen Elizabeth. Game of the Year. Darkness Retreat of the Year. Blake of the Year. Podcast Listeners Of The Year and more. With special guest presenters. No Spoilers Please!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

The NL is officially back on the winning side of the midsummer classic. We have some rule changes for the HR Derby and we want to see fat drunk guys get drilled (00:00:00-00:17:06). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hank trying to cheat and Rovell losing his mind and going radio silent over the Northwestern news (00:17:06-00:41:15). Mt Rushmore of Triangles. Eagles TE Dallas Goedert joins the show to talk ball, growing up in South Dakota, playing college football as a way bigger player, unicycles and tons more (00:41:15-01:26:02). We finish with guys on chicks (01:26:02-01:36:39).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

We're back from 4th of July and have a lot to talk about. Joey Chestnut is the greatest american ever. Threads happened and we're over it. Hank is taking the summer off so leave him alone. Victor Wembanyama vs Britney Spears (00:00:00-00:26:03). Who's back of the week including Wimbledon, eating, UFC and more (00:26:03-00:59:38). Sam Darnold joins the show to talk about TEU, his career, seeing ghosts and actually seeing ghosts at George Kittle's house, Adam Gase's hyperdrive, USC and more. (00:59:38-01:31:56) Mt Rushmore of best pisses (01:31:56-01:56:08) . We finish up with Monday Reading The Reply Guys Who Won, Repeatedly commenting on your crush's twitter posts is a terrible dating strategy...until it isn't (01:56:08-02:10:39).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

The people's champ Timm Woods is back for a brand new campaign for the first time in months. Joined by The Wonton Don, this quest is filled with twists and turns that will leave you speechless.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

We should've been NBA players because everyone is getting PAID. We talk winners and losers from the first few days of NBA Free Agency plus Rickie Fowler is confirmed back (00:00:00-00:29:17). Who's back of the week (00:29:17-00:42:02). Joey Chestnut joins the show to talk about 4th of July, the hot dog record, how he's feeling and how long he can stay on top (00:42:02-00:55:16). We then do the Mt Rushmore of baseball names and then the long awaited Dingers Only baseball draft where we say a bunch of baseball names while drinking some Coors Light (00:55:16-02:24:29).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

We’ve got a perfect game from the Yankees (00:00:00-00:11:04). We rate the NHL draft based on names and the Colts have a gambling problem (00:11:04-00:21:15). Mt Rushmore of heavy machinery (00:21:15-00:35:42). Keegan Bradley joins the show fresh off his Travelers Championship to talk golf, belly putting, and how cool Michael Jordan is (00:35:42-01:02:31). Pittsburgh Steelers Tight End Pat Freiermuth joined the show to talk football, Kenny Pickett, Jersey Jerry, Big Ben and tons more (01:02:31-01:29:21). We finish the show with a movie review of The Heat + Fyre Fest of the week (01:29:21-01:43:37).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

When there are no sports stories to talk about we turn to the most trusted thing in the world, tiering QB’s to make people angry online (00:00:00-00:19:42). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Playoff Lenny + Alek Manoah getting lit up (00:19:42-00:35:38). Mt Rushmore of Taco Bell menu items (00:35:38-01:06:00). Actor Adam DeVine joins the show to talk about his new movie, workaholics, getting hit by a cement mixer as a child, Nebraska football and more (01:07:43-01:47:35). We finish the show with Golf etiquette FAQ’s with Frankie and Trent (01:47:35-02:14:31).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Its officially summer time. We talk some College Baseball championship and then do a quiz of NFL Free Agents on new teams to keep our minds sharp (00:00:00-00:17:31). MLB baseball catch up, everyone brings a story line or hot take and we learn a lot of new things (00:17:31-00:39:44). Who's back of the week including Russian coups, deep thoughts and Billy dancing at Zach Bryan (00:39:44-01:03:49) . We then have Travis Kelce on to talk about his career, how much he loves Patrick Mahomes, billy thinking he runs soft, and Tight End U (01:03:49-01:32:41). We then do the Mt Rushmore of Red things and finish with lottery ball (01:32:41-02:00:02).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

NBA Draft and welcome to Wembantonio. Gradey Dick's suit stole the show and we go through our favorite picks (00:00:00-00:16:55). Marcus Smart got traded and Hank and Max are beefing over it and Chris Paul is now Steph Curry's backup (00:16:55-00:31:08). Elon vs Zuckerberg needs to happen and the College Baseball World Series has been electric (00:31:08-00:38:59). George Kittle joins the show live from his compound to talk Football, Niners, NFC Championship game and tons more (00:38:59-01:20:18). We then do the Mt Rushmore of Famous Football plays with George filling in for Jake on Billy's team (01:20:18-01:45:30). Max.com Documentary review of Jared from Subway - Catching a Monster (01:45:30-01:57:41). And we finish up the week with Fyre Fest and stories from TEU (01:57:41-02:16:44).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

We’ve reached summer and the dead part of the sports calendar. We play a new game called react to the top 8 headlines on ESPN (00:00:00-00:16:35). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Titanic Sub, Jello Shots in Omaha and Zion Williamson maybe catching a win (00:16:35-00:37:20). Mt Rushmore of Hosses (00:37:20-00:59:37). Ryen Russillo joins the show to talk NBA Draft, player comps, who needs more dawgs and worst takes ever (00:59:37-01:43:02). We finish with listener FAQ’s and a special question from Will Levis (01:43:02-01:57:40).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take