Low Culture Boil

Are YOU ready for TEOTWAWKI? Do you have your GOOD plan? Are you a Schumer, or a man? The gals go into the world of prepping via James Wesley Rawles' list-laden masterpiece "How to Survive the End of the World As We Know It" and answer the question: Could Courtney survive the end times with just a box of band aids? Subscribe to our Patreon now to get episodes likes this and tons more subscriber goodies! You deserve it, you filthy worm!

The Spice Girls' 1997 masterpiece is this week's low culture deep dive. One simply isn't ready for the cameos, the convoluted plot, or the utter technical incompetence of this piece of postmodern glory. Keep this garbage flowing by subscribing to our Patreon. You get a bonus episode every week and more trash content! As advertised!

This is a preview of this week's bonus episode. To subscribe, head over to patreon.com/lowcultureboil and pay pay pay!!! Their mothers warned them not to stand too close to the radioactive oven, but the Low Culture Boilers are drawn like Odysseus to the Sirens. This jam-packed bonus has the history (Raytheon?!), the primitive recipes (Escargot?!), and live taste tests (Amy's or Tostinos?!) of the beloved microwave. Plus Courtney's dog bullies the shit outta her.

Many remember the wild colors, vibrant textures, and zany characters of Lisa Frank. But what do we REALLY know? Rax and Courtney explore an affluent upbringing, exploitative college enterprises, coke-addled husband, and their persistent longing the woman's flimsy technicolor products! Subscribe to our Patreon now to get all the trash bonus content you didn't think you needed, and probably still don't, but just want anyways! patreon.com/lowcultureboil

The gals work through the final years of Playboy, particularly the cultural moment that is "The Girls Next Door", Playboy's early aughts attempt to stay relevant which only ended up shining a bright light on the decaying empire. What drove all these Midwestern beauts to the Mansion? Were the conditions really those of a geriatric prison? What would John Berger say about all this?!

In the first half of two-part bonanza, our trash culturists detail the glory years of Playboy, including: the magazine's launch using preexisting content, the proto-Hooters of Playboy Clubs, TV's Playboy After Dark, and some psychoanalysis of Hef. Subscribe to get Pt 2 on Thursday, wherein Rax and Courtney take us through Playboy's demise, culminating in the artifact that is "The Girls Next Door", a Habsburgian glance into life with the bunnies and Hef in his final years. Patreon.com/lowcultureboil

In this week's bonus episode, Rax and Courtney muse on the phenomenon of Bobby Flay, his non-charisma, how he fits into the machismo celebrity chef world, and freckle reduction surgery. Subscribe to our Patreon today for access to this and more bonus content: patreon.com/lowcultureboil

Rax n Courtney salute the fine fleet of Carnival Cruises, home to 8 daily meals, windowless (and relatively affordable) prison cells, and the multi-sensory "Thrill Theater". Why even go to the hotel when you can spend your whole vacation in transit?

In our pilot episode, Rax & Courtney dig into the joy & pain of dining at the Cheesecake Factory, its unique architecture, conditions for the workers, and more! Subscribe to our Patreon for a bonus episode wherein the girls open their third eye and uncover CCF's dubious links to a new religion, the occult, and how this is evident in the physical design and naming conventions of the chain!

Dive into the occult of Cheesecake Factory with stunning revelations as interpreted by our two Trash detectives. Subscribe now to access premium episodes and more enticing trash content! www.patreon.com/lowcultureboil