Low Culture Boil

Who would've thought turning a depressing croon about drowning your sorrows in margaritas into a resort was a good idea? Jimmy Buffett, that's who. Jaya Saxena took on the mission of a night in Times Square's Margaritaville resort and Rax and Amber are on the low culture mission to dissect the details. Check out Jaya's article here: https://bit.ly/3B34USV Become a trash patron today! www.patreon.com/lowcultureboil

The food court isn't quite a regal affair, but you sure can eat like royalty. The three trash queens talk the greatest and worst places to grab a bite between trips to Spencer's and Hot Topic—Auntie Anne's, Mrs. Field's, even Orange Julius. (What the hell is an Orange Julius?) What would Mall Daddy™ Victor Gruen say gazing upon these mastication stations? Become a trash patron today! www.patreon.com/lowcultureboil

The biopic is supposed to be a reliable cinematic affair, with a smooth narrative arc showing our subject prevailing through various trials and tribulations. Sure, it has a puritan morality, but that's ol' Hollywood! Rax and Sean KB happened to watch some of the biggest biopics out there— including the disastrous Jobs and enjoyable, but problematic Bohemian Rhapsody— and go in on the formula perhaps most loved by the Hillary Clinton fan. Become a trash patron today! www.patreon.com/lowcultureboil

We've all been there— Vats of mayo, jugs of wine, giant trampolines, caskets. That's right, Courtney and Amber take you into the heart of the wholesale behemoth itself: Costco. Learn about the family Price (no, really), Kirkland's TP lab, supposed pro-worker bona fides, and a breakdown of the glorious food court. Check out the episode vid! https://youtu.be/o07N23Gvy8o Become a trash patron today! www.patreon.com/lowcultureboil

Our first live show in Brooklyn finds the gang asking the big question: Are hot dogs a sandwich? Things get rowdy when the gals are joined by Matt Christman and Josh Gondelman to muse on these treats' classification, their respective histories, and their status regarding Jewish law.    Become a trash patron today! www.patreon.com/lowcultureboil 

Videographer and podcaster Molly Mary O'Brien (@missmollymary) joins a lone Amber to talk up the mean girl of bottled water: Evian. Plastic might be destroying the planet, but we're talking vibes, and you don't need a boutique bottle with a crystal in it to feel em. Take a sip of this ambrosia from the south shores of Lake Geneva and hydrate like French nobility.  Check out Molly's music crit podcast And Introducing, @andintropod

"Comrade Pamela" might be a newer phenomenon, but that's just us catching up. LCB goes into the background of Pam Anderson, from her humble beginnings, to Baywatch glory, to PETA activism and Wikileaks advocacy. And can we forgive her for her anti-porn essay? Become a trash patron today! www.patreon.com/lowcultureboil

At one time it was offering a lock of hair to the goddess Artemis..Now it's penis pasta. That's right, the woman's rite of passage to married life—manifesting these days as the Bachelorette Party— has taken on many forms through the years. But how did we get to phallic hats, pedaling a mobile bar through the streets of Nashville? Team LCB is on the case of the proliferating penisphernalia plaguing our streets!

The gals go into their trash picks of the month, both good and bad. We're talking Real Housewives embezzlement, elusive rice cookers, Mickey Spillane's sex-on-the-page, and of course more sage hygienic advice from Dr. Rubin.   Don't forget to get tix ASAP to our first live show August 27th! http://bit.ly/lcb827   Become a trash patron today! patreon.com/lowcultureboil

Comedian/podcaster Remy Kassimir joins the crew to talk one of the most powerful reality shows: Love Island. With a firm allegiance to the original UK version, Remy takes us through the trials and tribulations of various LI characters, her failed venture into internet domain trolling, and why she considers it one of the most interesting anthropological and heteronormative experiments  seen on live TV.  Become a trash patron today! www.patreon.com/lowcultureboil Grab tix for our first live show, Aug 27! www.bit.ly/lcb827