This week we’re swimming inside of the noggin of one of the most decorated athletes of all time. You’d think swimming back and forth all day would leave him with not a ton to say… and you’d be a little bit right… but it’s Olympics season baby tedium is how we get stronger.NEW MERCH!!!!!!https://shop.celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Join us as we work out our new live show in Brooklyn August 15, and August 30!COME SEE US IN AUSTRALIA9/20 - Sydney, Australia 9/22 - Adelaide, Australia 9/25 - Brisbane, Australia 9/27 - Melbourne, Australia 9/29 - Perth, Australia Keep up with all the latest: https://celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Join our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Meet Simone Biles, the gymnast so phenomenal they named an entire CMBC episode after her. And also at least one move in every single event in international gymnastics competition. Despite not even visiting a gymnastics gym until she was 6 years old, Simone Biles has become literally the most incredible gymnast in the world and she wears her heart on her sparkly sleeve. NEW MERCH!!!!!!https://shop.celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Join us as we work out our new live show in Brooklyn August 15, and August 30!COME SEE US IN AUSTRALIA9/20 - Sydney, Australia 9/22 - Adelaide, Australia 9/25 - Brisbane, Australia 9/27 - Melbourne, Australia 9/29 - Perth, Australia Keep up with all the latest: https://celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Join our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You think we can chat?? We’re no Andy Cohens. The inventor of Bravo and the latest in a long line of medium height men who host 7 talk shows a day, Andy Cohen details his rise to keeper of the housewives. NEW MERCH!!!!!!https://shop.celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Join us as we work out our new live show in Brooklyn July 28, August 15, and August 30!COME SEE US IN AUSTRALIA9/20 - Sydney, Australia 9/22 - Adelaide, Australia 9/25 - Brisbane, Australia 9/27 - Melbourne, Australia 9/29 - Perth, Australia Keep up with all the latest: https://celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Join our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get ready to be obsessed. Excessively so, with we’re not sure what yet but definitely something. Influencer and businesswoman Tash Oakley’s book about how to do business resonated with us on exactly one level because it was frankly too dry to penetrate to further levels but we had a good time anyway. Join us as we work out our new live show in Brooklyn July 28, August 15, and August 30!COME SEE US IN AUSTRALIA9/20 - Sydney, Australia 9/22 - Adelaide, Australia 9/25 - Brisbane, Australia 9/27 - Melbourne, Australia 9/29 - Perth, Australia SHOP MERCH!!!!!!https://shop.celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Keep up with all the latest: https://celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Join our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The final Tori. The final boss. My guiding light. This week we read the fourth Tori Spelling memoir, Spelling it Like it Is and Tori says more of the most regular but least relatable things that have ever been said. NYC! Join us 7/16 for Game Night with Exploding Kittens!COME SEE US ON TOUR9/20 - Sydney, Australia 9/22 - Adelaide, Australia 9/25 - Brisbane, Australia 9/27 - Melbourne, Australia 9/29 - Perth, Australia SHOP MERCH!!!!!!https://shop.celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Keep up with all the latest: https://celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Join our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the summer of Spelling!!!!!!!!!!!! We’re polishing off Tori Spelling’s archive with two weeks of all things totally Tori. First up, she writes an entire book about how having kids in Los Angeles is different than having kids other places, especially because she grew up too rich!NYC! Join us 7/16 for Game Night with Exploding Kittens!COME SEE US ON TOUR IN AUSTRALIA9/20 - Sydney, Australia 9/22 - Adelaide, Australia 9/25 - Brisbane, Australia 9/27 - Melbourne, Australia 9/29 - Perth, Australia SHOP MERCH!!!!!!https://shop.celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Keep up with all the latest: https://celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Join our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Yvie Oddly is an Oddity and that’s what won them the Drag Race crown. Shaking up the drag game from Dever to the big screen, Yvie has competed twice on Ru Paul’s Drag Race and has a little something to say about strutting to the beat of your own drum. NYC! Join us 7/16 for Game Night with Exploding Kittens!COME SEE US ON TOURNEW: 6/18/24 - Charlotte, NC9/20 - Sydney, Australia 9/22 - Adelaide, Australia 9/25 - Brisbane, Australia 9/27 - Melbourne, Australia 9/29 - Perth, Australia IDIOT FROM HELL IS BACK - SHOP MERCH!!!!!!https://shop.celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Keep up with all the latest: https://celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Join our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This one goes out to all the tiny bass players from Australia! See ya soon! For now, we’re back at it with our problematic faves, the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Their legendary bassist, Flea, was born in Australia, raised in New York and Los Angeles, and forged in the fires of being a Hollywood teenager who knows Anthony Kiedis. COME SEE US ON TOURNEW: 6/18/24 - Charlotte, NC9/20 - Sydney, Australia 9/22 - Adelaide, Australia 9/25 - Brisbane, Australia 9/27 - Melbourne, Australia 9/29 - Perth, Australia IDIOT FROM HELL IS BACK - SHOP MERCH!!!!!!https://shop.celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Keep up with all the latest: https://celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Join our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I don’t know if Kathy Griffin managed to trick Oprah but she sure as hell convinced us that her book should be an Official Book Club Selection. Her memoir covers all of our faves; finding your place in comedy, working hard for an eventual breakthrough success, and what it’s like to know Brooke Shields.     IDIOT FROM HELL IS BACK - SHOP MERCH!!!!!!https://shop.celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Keep up with all the latest: https://celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/COME SEE US ON TOURNEW: 6/18/24 - Charlotte, NCCOMING SOON: AUSTRALIAJoin our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Brittney Griner finally made it home and immediately put her story on paper. For those who missed it, Brittney Griner is a star WNBA player who was held as a political prisoner in Russia for almost an entire year. Her book chronicles the entire journey, to help prisoners still being held overseas she’s partnered with an organization you can learn more about here!   SHOP NEW MERCH!!!!!!https://shop.celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Keep up with all the latest: https://celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/COME SEE US ON TOURNEW: 6/18/24 - Charlotte, NCJoin our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices