Get ready for a wild ride as dreams and drag collide! A bizarre dream featuring Madonna sets the stage for a whimsical chat about nicknames and dream interpretation. The duo humorously navigates financial woes while reflecting on their memorable performances and the spontaneity of live shows. Delve into the global impact of drag competitions, intimate anecdotes from the Drag Race phenomenon, and the joys of friendship in the community. Plus, brace yourself for laughs as they discuss the ups and downs of adult braces and the allure of TikTok.

Sapphira Cristál, a drag star known for her creative culinary skills, joins the witty Katya for a lively discussion. They dish on hilarious dating stories and the intricacies of attraction with younger partners. Their conversation dives into balancing authenticity with performance in drag, alongside playful anecdotes about ‘makeup sex’ and poignant moments from reality TV. Listeners can expect laughter, personal growth insights, and a unique blend of humor and heart as they explore love, intimacy, and the art of drag.

Sapphira Cristál, a fabulous drag queen with a glorious mane, joins Katya, the fit and folically-challenged star, for a hilarious dive into mermaid erotica and the wild world of drag. They discuss the intersection of identity and cultural icons while sharing tales from the chaotic backstage of drag shows. With playful humor, they critique beauty standards and reflect on the tight-knit drag community, touching on both its joyful moments and challenges. Get ready for laughter, personal anecdotes, and a celebration of self-love!

This week, the Loch Ness Monster of drag herself, Raja, visits the studio to discuss love, yoga, and wistful nostalgia for physical media porn. Many questions are posed and even fewer are answered. Does Raja exist? Do you exist? Is free will available to humanity in our desperate search for some semblance of personal and/or societal development? Or is it all an illusion, a minute portion of the complex ruse through which we spend every waking moment of our lives? I ask you this one question: does anyone really, truly exist? Probably not. But put that crisis aside for a moment and listen to this episode, because it's charming and entertaining and it will make you forget about the ceaseless march towards your inevitable demise for about an hour, and that's something.Go to https://GreenChef.com/BALDCLASS for 50% off your first box + 50 FREE Credits with ClassPass! Green Chef. The #1 meal kit for eating well!Need a website? Check out https://Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain!This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self!Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://ZocDoc.com/BALD to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today!Follow Raja: @sutanamrullFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's 1am as you stare at the crack in the ceiling. The wind rustles through the oak tree outside as you hear Jim next door drag his garbage can down the driveway. Pam's staying at her sister's because of her divorce, the kids get up at 6, and Katherine demanded chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream and sprinkles. You have to catch the train at 7, and on top of that the big meeting is at 9am sharp and the Jenkins file isn't even done yet! How are you supposed to fall asleep when making your way in the world today takes everything you've got? The answer? Jinkx Monsoon's patented 4-step program: "Takin' a Break From All Your Worries Sure Would Help A Lot." In just four easy steps, your mind will be whisper quiet and you'll be counting sheep in no time. Step 1: turn on your television set. Step 2: Find your local programming guide to locate syndicated airings of Cheers. Step 3: Watch Sam, Diane, Coach, Norm, Cliff, Carla, Woody, Frasier, Lillith, & Rebecca navigate life's roller-coaster of joy and pain in the titular bar and escape from the doldrums of the rat race with a live studio audience and light alcoholism. Step 4: Fall Asleep and get enough shuteye to slay the ever-loving shit out of that Jenkins file.Climb back on that porcelain throne, and make us proud! Feel the difference, daily with Ritual’s Synbiotic+. Get 25% off your first month at https://Ritual.com/BALD Happy Squatting!Take more control of your finances and stop waiting for payday! Open your account in minutes at https://Chime.com/BALD Chime. Feels like progress.FX’s English Teacher is Now Streaming on Hulu! All-New Mondays on FX! And keep an eye out for a special appearance by none other than Trixie Mattel!!! https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/english-teacherStop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://ZocDoc.com/BALD to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today!Follow Jinkx: @TheJinkxFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Courtney Act, a vibrant fashion icon known for her distinct style, joins humorist Katya for a wild fashion journey. They challenge outdated trends, suggesting an eccentric mix of Crocodile Dundee vibes and rhinestone jorts. Their chat takes a deeper turn with humorous anecdotes about identity and resilience in the LGBTQ+ community. They also explore self-care practices, critique modern hotel key systems, and share hilariously weird tales of personal quirks. Get ready for laughter and unexpected fashion tips that shimmer!

Scarlet Envy, a drag performer and Fire Island aficionado, shares her tips for the ultimate Labor Day getaway, highlighting the quirky journey to this summer paradise. Katya, known for her comedic flair in the drag scene, joins in as they crack jokes about the peculiarities of grooming in the drag community. They explore gender norms, survival stories from chaotic weather, and dive into their experiences at Drag Race. The conversation is filled with hilarious anecdotes that celebrate self-expression and the vibrant culture of Fire Island.

Ts Madison, a creative storyteller known for her unique perspectives, joins Katya, a charismatic performer. They dive into whimsical scenarios where one battles a space despot with the help of a football star and exotic Hawkmen. The conversation meanders through humorous anecdotes from the cabaret scene, exploring love, loss, and the complexities of relationships with a touch of dark humor. They share their journeys in drag and the vibrant future of competition, all while celebrating memorable films and the impact of pop culture on the community.

Please join us in our deserted power station under the 110 overpass as we welcome legendary actress, comedian, author, and animation megastar: the inimitable Kristen Schaal! Ignore the lack of bathrooms and that low hum as we steal electricity from the rusty lamppost on the corner, and simply enjoy the effervescent conversation about creative head holes, public poo etiquette, historical colon blockages, and harlot makeup trends. As a favor to us, please don't walk to your car alone after the interview. Most of this block is haunted by the spiteful ghost of William Mulholland.Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://ZocDoc.com/BALD to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today!Get the Rakuten app NOW and join the 17 million members who are already saving while shopping! Cash Back rates change daily, see https://Rakuten.com for details. Your Cash Back really adds up!Take the guesswork out of buying concert tickets with Gametime! Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BALD for $20 off your first purchase! Head to https://Gametime.co for more info! Last minute tickets. Lowest Price. Guaranteed.Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Join Trixie, a drag performer and comedian, and Katya, a unique drag personality, as they dive into the chaotic joys of theme parks and overpriced refreshments. They share hilarious tales from Disneyland, critique the absurdity of overpriced drinks, and navigate the intricacies of financial literacy for kids. The duo explores emotional connections to Celine Dion and the complexities of identity in performance. With humor and relatable stories, they discuss friendship, societal pressures, and the wild world of social media. It's a whimsical blend of laughs and insights!