Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Sup everybody, we're back with the Flagrant boys & today we talk about some wild things: Izzy's KNOCKOUT, Schulz should be Waluigi in the next movie, The Dalai Lama doing some wild stuff, how hot your cousin might be and much much more. INDULGE 00:00 Israel Adesanya is that guy + fight recap + 1st fight adjustments 14:25 Dricus du Plessis trolling his way to a fight 19:47 Great that UFC is buying WWE 21:27 Trump will become the President in 2024 + needing Black women or gays 29:51 Rihanna might be the one for Trump + US looking weak 35:35 Dalai Lama really is wildin’ 37:55 Gandhi wasn’t really on hunger strike? 42:05 Michael Jackson was better than Gandhi 44:20 Mr Beast’s newest challenge - Chris 49:31 Ugly women need to get HRT 55:15 Waluigi reviews the Super Mario Bros. movie 59:54 Japanese were racists back in the day… 01:01:34 Andrew had never heard of Waluigi + Impressions 01:03:06 The importance of choosing the right role + Chalamet v Holland 01:16:13 Air with no Jordan 01:17:53 Dana Carvey turtlely appropriate 9/11 Tribute 01:19:24 Beverly Hills Cop allowed Eddie to be Eddie + choosing the right role 01:23:42 Chris Tucker + Fifth Element + what movie sets are really like 01:30:01 Andrew was too afraid to break acting rules + genius in not knowing 01:33:53 The Beatles were incredible: they made the 1960s 01:37:25 Pressure of being a critic + real criticism has value 01:43:30 Akaash needs an info wala + becoming Dr. Umar Jahangir 01:49:57 Men getting more cosmetic surgery for other MEN + meat market 01:58:03 Willing to listen to 1 out of 100s 01:59:46 Andrew’s Ultimate Feet Theory 02:01:19 Talking about Barbie’s length 02:03:55 Mark makes Andrew’s argument better 02:05:00 Margot Robbie’s arch + foot tattoos are for fat girls 02:09:58 Would you smash Margot if is she’s your cousin? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are blessed today to be joined by Tiny Meat Gang's very own Noel Miller. We talk about his ongoing ethnicity mystery, going Vine viral, the success of 'That's Cringe' and wanting to move to New York to work on his stand-up comedy! INDULGE 00:00 Working out Noel's ethnicity 05:57 Gun to head... we're saying any word 07:49 White co-hosts memory + The Philips got the rice cakes 13:32 Noel got the lamb cheeks + Cody wants Noel to be White 15:48 Larsa Pippen nightly workout regimen + daily nuts 22:23 Akaash rejected for tutoring + Noel's wife ethnicity 21:48 Having kids + relationship with moms are tough 27:50 Crowd's expectations + Noel's start in comedy 37:40 Vine created internet today 41:03 That's Cringe, Noel's viral content + Dan Bilzerian posted Noel 42:21 Impressive Spaceship studio 45:15 Comedy influences - Comic View, Comedy Central, Dave & Rock 48:14 Noel's special is coming + getting your reps in + crowd control 53:45 Putting clips out allowed audience to understand you 56:40 Expensive item for wifey + appreciating the successes 01:07:28 Noel owns Honda Civic & Porsche + how to steal cars 01:12:21 Andrew's flipping his fake Porsche + real one feels different 01:14:20 Loves go-karting + Helmet nerds + Racing competitively 01:36:00 Andrew boxing & does Noel box?? + concussions 01:39:30 Noel been pulled over for speeding + Keys on roof + White privilege 01:45:25 Noel is Touring = "Everything Is F#&ked" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WHATS UP PEOPLE. This week we have the brilliant Whitney Cummings in the studio to discuss the OnlyFans Roast of Bert Kreischer, her mothers recent passing, and her recent love affair with a woman. This episode is a wild ride. INDULGE! 00:00 Andrew watched the Bert Kreischer roast + Flagrant are dorks 04:21 Andrew is Hypocrites + Hollywood is alive 10:35 Whitney is trans + dating a woman 13:43 Birth control impacts EVERYTHING 16:06 U Penn didn't take Epstein money + Roasting Prince Andrew's daughter 28:53 Losing both parents really affects you + child actors is weird 32:20 Whitney is a great kisser + lingerie etiquette 36:01 Tuning up the chest + dating tall women and bald men 38:25 Censoring self because didn't want to hurt parents 40:46 Workaholism + processing grief + babysitters were molesting 48:02 Whitney smashed out a virgin + animal activism 01:00:40 Success early delays growth + processing Hollywood + Shirley Temple 01:03:16 Taking a hiatus + 2 hobbies = fencing, archery and quilts 01:15:15 Stand-up growth + we love you, Whitney 01:24:41 People turning up for Whitney 01:29:42 Supporting everyone including those that hate you 01:33:20 Whitney's OnlyFans are for dirty jokes 01:42:10 The Beatles suck + evolving with your art + Dane Cook was that guy 01:51:46 Dave Attell is a beast + wanting to repackage nostalgia + references 02:00:32 Movie theaters + comedy and romcoms won't work in theaters 02:07:42 Nepobabies + MeToo moments + Chet Hanks handled it the best 02:14:36 Bring back beating white kids + coping with being humbled 02:21:21 Women talk too much + wanting to find out bio-age 02:25:00 Roast of Whitney Cummings is coming Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we’ve got Breaking Point’s Saagar Enjeti in the Flagrant studio. Saagar talks about Joe Rogan’s new Mothership Comedy Club in Austin, how women are now out earning men, Donald Trump’s saga with Stormy “horse-face” Daniels and how negativity in the press might be destroying American patriotism. INDULGE! 00:00 Start 00:13 Saagar's beautiful gnashers + T c** shots + Natty or not 08:03 Jonah Hill really saving the Jews + we still playing Ye's music 09:47 American dream is down big + 1998 was peak for US 15:01 Brokies can't afford gold diggers + Politics has rotted patriotism 20:01 Negativy drives curiosity + division drives voting 22:10 Cultural apathy + comedy is free + men are very lonely 26:06 Women out earn men + Saagar is the cleverest Indian 33:27 Young people are pole smokers but having less sex 37:52 Early days of dating apps were meat markets 39:44 Settling down age is older + Bubble quizzing 45:01 Internet has created cultural homogeneity 48:11 Universities are well endowed + generational college attendance 51:12 Coastal elites are disgusted with the rest + antiestablishment comedy 55:15 I've been to Austin more!!! 57:00 Joe Rogan's Mothership comedy club + Austin might BE new comedy scene 01:11:12 Comedy world is treasonous + Joe Rogan really is unique 01:12:34 Saagar was right to move away from mainstream 01:16:23 Most disappointing - networks asks the exact same questions 01:22:40 Saagar's coverage has impact + celebrating good parts of US 01:29:47 Poverty - migrant labor in Gulf states + Mumbai Beach Toilet + Cambodia killing fields 01:34:05 There are right reasons to be patriotic about America 01:38:14 Civil War - the South are too scared of the North 01:41:44 Agent provocateurs at January 6th + BLM riots 01:45:13 Entrapment - ISIS, Gretchen Whitmer and informants allowed to keep wildin' 01:49:41 9/11 blessed the agencies' cashapps + Agency incompetence 01:51:15 Donald Trump Stormy Daniels horse face saga is a red herring 01:56:02 Dems want to run off against Donald Trump 01:58:01 Joe Biden has made us all happier + Trump anti-vote 02:03:40 Tech bubble bursting + not all layoffs mean the same 02:05:05 Shoring up the banks but they play with our money risk free 02:11:56 We believe Transwomen here + cross-dressers teaching kids to read 02:22:40 Christian teachers preaching Creationism + "wrong until they're right" 02:25:13 Andrew attends real, underground Church + Christian music gets Andrew in the feels 02:29:56 Andrew got got + tithing a lot + loopholes in Judaism and Islam 02:33:12 Christianity ain't all bad + Gay uncles protected the tribe 02:36:29 History is just the triumph of the cucks + alpha wolf was a hoax 02:39:47 L.I. wife blesses husband's gf + cuck shed + cucks are in control 02:42:11 Childhood trauma creates monsters 02:44:17 Historical psychos couldn't survive + Catholics HATE + bribing White God Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Whats up people, we've got The Machine in the building, Bert Kreischer. Schulz reached out to his 2 bears, 1 cave co-host Tom Segura to get some info on some of Berts fears... turns out he hates clowns and balloons. We DID NOT expect it to end up like this. INDULGE! 00:00 START 01:27 Rolex boys 04:59 WHO Picked berts movie wife? + kissing a new woman 08:42 Why Bert won't cheat + Bert loves to EAT 12:46 Being honest + earning the ability to talk about yourself 15:30 Tosh is the greatest + colluding in poker 20:48 Bert's comedy style + having unbelievable conviction 30:26 Patrice O'Neal story + insight into their lives 32:07 Birth of "The Machine" + being protective about personal life 37:39 Bert LOVES Segura even if Bert gets hurt 41:54 Music industry infiltrated Comedy + wanting to make Comedy 45:58 Stand up clips are gonna end comedy but it WORKS 51:15 Body counts really do count 59:57 Segura sends his regards + "you can't trust them" 01:03:53 Flagrant unspiked Bert's beer 01:04:57 "I can smell them" - Balloon PTSD 01:09:18 Ari is more trustworthy than Flagrant + can't trust Clowns 01:15:04 Bert is terrified of flying + blimp panic attack 01:18:02 Industrial Clown Complex is done 01:19:17 Deaths, Phobias, panic attacks & spelunking 01:39:49 Travel show - cave diving or wingsuiting will be your funeral 01:45:04 Bert is relentless + failure was ultimate blessing 01:54:26 Early Rogan appearances - impacted EVERYTHING 02:04:22 Comics used to hate each other 02:06:41 Blessed to have lived the best life Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What up people, today we independent researcher and creator of UnchartedX Ben Van Kerkwyk to explain WHY the pyramids couldn't have been built the way archeologists say. He showed us the drilled cores from ancient power tools, perfectly balanced pots that couldn't be made by hand... and even shows what the pyramids could have been used for all along... Limitless energy? INDULGE! 00:00 Join us on our Ancient Egypt adventure 01:19 The precision of the Pyramids are insane 06:40 Tools they claimed Egyptians used doesn’t make sense 09:20 Engineers’ impact + pyramids represent the precision of the Earth 16:06 There was a lost civilization + humans have been around for a LONG time 23:39 Water damage on the Sphinxes 27:07 Gobekli Tepe discovering changed everything 28:42 Sphinxes have a peanut head 33:11 We’re in an ice age + Younger Dryas period was VIOLENT 40:34 Meteors - Great Chicago Fire + Apocalypse + Bones were decimated 47:59 Ancient underground cities - Derinkuyu + Gobekli Tepe 50:28 Impacts in NA caused Younger Dryas 54:14 Religions across the world talk of a great flood 59:14 Ancient Egyptian vases having insane precision 01:11:27 Evidence might be buried + Pyramids across the world 01:15:46 Why are Pyramids so significant? 01:18:43 Pyramids had function = energy source? 01:36:25 Ancient Egyptians talked about a time before them 01:39:25 Unreal craftsmanship - Giant statues + heritage 01:44:27 Ancient cities across the world + South American Precision 01:54:50 Asking for evidence of tools applies to all explanations 02:02:02 Understanding our history will help properly prioritize 02:04:13 Drugs helped + Climate Change = cold is real problem 02:10:48 Dynastic Egyptians deserve credit + hieroglyphs in Australia??? 02:15:02 Scale of mass + hieroglyphs don’t talk about pyramids 02:22:18 Giants + G. Blacki is the actual name + Neanderthals were lit 02:29:04 Aliens ayy LMAO + Exodus into space 02:33:24 Antarctica + Ottoman Maps + Military power 02:38:11 Challenging your beliefs and being open to change Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What’s good people we got the Bad Guy himself Chael Sonnen. He stops by to talk about his nemesis Jon Jones, The Art Of The Bad Guy, Floyd Mayweathers money problems, & Lebron James Alleged steroid use. This one gets wild. INDULGE! 00:00 Chael Sonnen in a wild boy 01:07 How to be a bad guy - be authentic 07:44 Andrew’s favourite piece of trashtalking 10:31 Code of the heel + The crowd will choose their heroes 17:33 Valentina Shevchenko doesn’t understand her role 25:39 Chael: Jon Jones v Ciryl Gane is a miss 29:23 Francis Ngannou just didn’t make money 34:16 Francis Ngannou v Tyson Fury isn’t a draw 39:51 Chael just loves fighting & father’s affection 43:57 Chael was always a heel + first promo 47:05 Nogueiras won’t talk to Chael to this day 48:58 Crossing the line - Chael’s regret + Tito Ortiz 52:25 Breaking character for Wanderlei + understanding the role 54:52 Andy Kauffman was a genius + Conor is true to the performance 01:00:29 Jake and Logan Paul deserve respect + WWE’s offer 01:03:24 Chael: $8.8m from Silva fight + Jones doesn’t know how to negotiate 01:12:21 Fake news: Mayweather v McGregor + Chael officiated Mayweather 01:21:20 Floyd never made $100m from a fight + needs the money 01:28:27 Chael on CTE, mat rats + code speak 01:31:24 Israel v Pereira is a confusing rematch 01:35:27 Chael knew couldn’t beat Jon Jones + confidence & failure 01:38:27 Chael was NOT clean + LeBron James + PEDs 01:43:33 Bellator 292 - $1m 8 man tournament 01:49:34 Islam Makhachev IV, scumbag nurse + Lance use of IV 01:54:42 Chael on Politics: Clinton, Obama, Trump, Romney & Ventura 02:02:47 “I used to rob banks” + Chael’s wife + D. B. Cooper 02:20:17 Chael knew there was a phoney in President’s inner circle 02:22:30 George Santos is like any other politician 02:24:47 Chael LOVES voting 02:26:09 JFK story doesn’t make sense 02:28:42 Pyramids + Rogan doesn’t miss + Netflix saved comedy 02:33:28 Chael was a virgin until he met Brittany Hottie 02:37:26 Chael would have holidayed on Epstein’s Island Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we got the one and only Charlamagne Tha God in the building to discuss Kanye & Adidas getting back, Michael B. Jordan confronting bully, and why Jake Pauls loss is actually better for him. INDULGE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Whats up people, today we have Johnny Mitchell to discuss how he got linked up with the Sinaloa cartel, how he eventually got caught, and how he survived 3 years in federal prison. INDULGE! 00:00 Intro 00:43 Johnny didn’t snitch 01:55 Johnny freelanced for the cartel 03:44 Did anyone try to climb Johnny’s tree? 05:53 Johnny’s first fight in prison 07:35 Different types of jail 08:28 Swedish jail is like summer camp 10:08 Schulz obeys the law because he’s scared of a booty bandits 14:07 Scariest person he met in jail is a dude with a tiny pecker 20:11 Scariest thing about prison is male pattern baldness 22:07 How Johnny became a professional dealer 26:30 Coke is where the money is 29:31 Johnny got robbed while playing Mario kart 35:20 Sinaloa - home of Weed + Speaking Spanish is worse 41:30 Johnny was making $80k a month 46:19 How CNN taught Johnny to traffick drugs 56:31 Everybody wants to be seen, including the cartel 01:01:08 Nobody wants to be the boss anymore 01:03:36 How freelancing led to Fentanyl 01:08:05 Comedy is like drug dealing 01:09:11 Dealing with mafia nepo-babies 01:13:20 Johnny is 0/1 with bribes 01:21:35 Johnny made $1 million selling 01:23:48 Where do you hide that much money? 01:30:33 Laundering money though gifts 01:32:20 Middlemen drug dealers + Business acumen 01:38:51 Embracing your past 01:41:40 How Johnny would start again… 01:46:31 Paying US Border agents + Legalisation 01:55:18 Portland Whites are weird 02:00:09 European Mafias + Bootlegging created Presidents 02:09:13 Crack + crime + overcorrection 02:13:45 Moving guns + Cartels wanted the wall 02:19:17 Narco-states built around Tourism 02:21:36 This is a lonely life + adjusting to civilian life 02:25:45 Moving drugs in prison + Racial lines aren’t as strict 02:33:00 Solitary confinement is torture + time flies in prison 02:40:02 Working in the kitchen + Real camaraderie 02:43:38 Difference between Snitch and Rat 02:45:26 Family impact - mom, dad and Jimmy 02:50:44 Comedy in prison is the best 02:54:53 Every prisoner has a gf 02:56:30 Taliban contacted Johnny for consulting 02:57:41 Being the last bootlegger - “no regrets” 02:59:26 Smashing out Cartel’s girl + Risk taking Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Whats up people, we got Ralph Barbosa in the studio today to talk about the recent comments from George Lopez & growing up in a cartel family. And THEN, we got just the boys chopping up about Ohio train conspiracies, UFC conspiracies, and why The Last Of Us is the greatest game ever. 00:00 Beef with George Lopez? 06:22 George Lopez called Ralph to apologize 08:32 OGs need their love too 10:50 Ralph doesn’t even think George was being personal 13:50 Andrew Schulz’s Slideshow Pain 15:16 Ralph is stuck in Dallas 17:46 Ralph - bum at heart + getting pum pum 21:41 Ralph’s family involvement with Cartels 27:52 Ralph’s dad and uncle did their time 33:15 Feeling like Michael Corleone 38:18 Ralph leaves before it gets too good 29:14 Dave Chappelle is Ralph’s entry into comedy 41:51 Eddie Murphy + Chris Rock + Patrice are special 44:37 Online will let the talented succeed 48:42 People being nice is suspicious 55:02 Check Ralph Barbosa on Entrenos [HBO] 58:19 Ralph Leaves - Elon Musk jelly of Joe Biden? 01:00:47 Andrew’s mom kissed another man? 01:03:53 Moms weren’t getting RINSED 01:07:03 Back to Biden - fake humble 01:09:50 Control your troops - shouldn’t be leaking 01:11:40 Did Islam Makhachev use an IV? 01:17:49 Incredible fight: scoring + pound for pound 01:26:14 Billboard’s Rap list + Nicki Minaj might deserve her place 01:38:37 Super Bowl was rigged 01:40:13 Trains should never crash 01:42:58 Are there more poison cargo or people trains? 01:54:20 Andrew watching and playing The Last of Us 01:56:18 TLoU Episode 5 discussion 02:00:50 Best place to hide during Zombie outbreak? 02:01:23 Camp Gagnon’s next episode - free diver insane story 02:03:00 Raiding camps or hurricanes - which would you pick? 02:05:25 Alexx would rather become a zombie + The Bloater Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices