

Undr The Cosh
Undr The Cosh
"Undr The Cosh" is more than just a podcast — it's a front-row seat to the raw, unfiltered, and often hilarious stories from the world of football. Hosted by former professional footballers Jon Parkin, Chris (Browny) Brown, and award-winning writer Chris Brown, the show offers an inside look into the game that fans rarely get to see. With a rapidly growing YouTube channel and an audio podcast that has taken the footballing world by storm, "Undr The Cosh" is your go-to source for real football talk, legendary player interviews, and behind-the-scenes banter.
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Aug 7, 2025 • 1h 13min
Friday Club | Too Much For a Sunday Morning
Friday Club is split into two hangovers this week - Post Temple Bar and charity golf day. Heads may be fuzzy, but spirits are still high as another collection of outrageous emails are perused over, including; Mother in-law hose downs, Yoda on the prowl, marigold tugs, and robotic Jon.
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Aug 4, 2025 • 1h 53min
David Bentley Part 1 | Wenger’s Schlong
In the hot seat today is David Bentley. Coming through at Arsenal with every day on the training ground being a fight, with powerful figures such as Vieira, Henry and Keown all sharing the dressing room under Wenger.
Bentley who is proudly considered Invincible, dives into squaring up Thierry Henry, getting slapped by Vieira for daring to sit in his seat, and even an awkward encounter with a naked Wenger in the sauna.
After a loan spell, where he played with possibly a future pope, Bentley came back in and told Wenger he didn’t want to stay at Arsenal so went up to Blackburn to host ‘legendary parties’.
Bentley is a true maverick of the game but as well as that he is a man with “no regrets” so he opens up on his why he walked away from football at the age of 29, and the misconceptions that followed him from “not caring” to being too much of a maverick.
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Jul 31, 2025 • 1h 8min
Friday Club | Scores On The Doors
It's all going off down the club as the score boards come out as objectification feedback comes in thick and fast, butt plug bingo is set to make it's debut, and Jon invites everyone round for a B.B.Q.
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Jul 28, 2025 • 1h 53min
Mark Clattenburg | "Chelsea Wanted Payback For John Terry"
Undr The Cosh is back for Season 21 (maybe 22…) and we’re kicking things off with legendary ref Mark Clattenburg.
Clattenburg opens up about his biggest refereeing mistake, involving our own Chris Brown, and breaks down what it was really like to ref the biggest games in football including Champions League finals, FA Cup finals, and facing the wrath of top Premier League managers.
Digging into the mind games managers like Jurgen Klopp played and why Clattenburg says Klopp was one of the strangest managers he ever dealt with following a run in they had at Dortmund and Liverpool.
While at the top of his game the Chelsea racism scandal involving John Obi Mikelnearly ended his career and why he believes it was payback for the fallout from John Terry and Anton Ferdinand
Since retiring from referring Clattenburg has gone onto to work at Nottingham Forest as well as bringing clarity to what his role was there we dig into the chaos which was caused by the tweet from Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis following the game against Everton.
Plus, he addresses Danny Simpson’s claim that he wanted Leicester City to win the league, the truth about player manipulation, and the weirdest “gifts” he was offered in Europe and beyond.
Huge thanks for Mark for coming and make sure you check out his podcast Whistleblowers. https://www.youtube.com/@WhistleblowersPodcast
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Jul 24, 2025 • 1h 1min
Friday Club | Trouble in Bedrock
Back in the club for another Friday, chewing the fat and shooting the breeze. Discussing more sexless marriages, Trouble in Bredrock, driving lessons gone wrong, and Jon the bully.
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Jul 21, 2025 • 1h 3min
Bonus Episode - Best of Patreon. Ft Curtis Davis, Phil Brown, Matty Etherington, Peter Grant, and Richard Lee
One week before the start of the new series, we're back with a special bonus episode looking at some of our favourite clips from the last 12 months of Patreon episodes. Including:
- Jon Parkin on Phil Brown
Jon on his departure from Hull and the fall out with Phil Brown.
- Phil Brown’s side of the story
Phil Brown gives his side of the story and Jon Sh*ts his pants.
- Richard Lee- Deadline day
Former keeper and now goalkeeping super agent gives some incredible insight into the complexities of deadline day and how some of footballs deals work.
-Curtis Davies- Brian Robson Away Trips
Robson stayed at the pool bar for 12 hours. The biggest take-away from this one... Brian Robson pee's in pools.
- Peter Grant- Di Canio and the Fish/Time at Celtic
Di Canio arriving at Celtic. Sharing a room on away trips . Shaving his full body to be more Aerodynamic, and of course... The fish head.
- Matty Etherhington - Pigs head
Stoke Pranks with Jonathon Walters, Robert Huth leaving shits in the toilet, and the pigs head revenge.
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Jul 17, 2025 • 59min
Friday Club | Grandma's Silk Glove
It's another Friday down the club and it's all going off. Talking sweaty fetishes, wedding moons, grandma's surprise and Jon's comprehensive Wireless Festival review. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 10, 2025 • 1h 1min
Friday Club | Scratch and Sniff
Back in the club to discuss more unusual goings on in the world. Including Rod Stewarts voice, tuna canoes, dirty cars, Greek pirates and the first Cosh baby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 4, 2025 • 1h 13min
Friday Club | Balls To The Chops
It's Friday down the club and theres a hell of a lot of refection of the last week. Including Doncaster table dancers, Parky sh*ting his pants, testicle missiles , festival surprises, and more names for a tuppie than you can shake a sh*ty stick at.
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Jun 27, 2025 • 1h 9min
Friday Club | Pork Purse
It's Friday down the club, and more discussions are being had about swinging, a naked Parky, buying the wrong tickets, HR issues, and the Cosh Court has re-open for round two .
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