
Undr The Cosh
"Undr The Cosh" is more than just a podcast — it's a front-row seat to the raw, unfiltered, and often hilarious stories from the world of football. Hosted by former professional footballers Jon Parkin, Chris (Browny) Brown, and award-winning writer Chris Brown, the show offers an inside look into the game that fans rarely get to see. With a rapidly growing YouTube channel and an audio podcast that has taken the footballing world by storm, "Undr The Cosh" is your go-to source for real football talk, legendary player interviews, and behind-the-scenes banter.
Latest episodes

May 2, 2025 • 1h 10min
Friday Club | Strong Cock
It's Friday down the club, talking the cyclist, never invite her in for a brew, clean-up techniques , and more phones in the river .
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Apr 28, 2025 • 1h 59min
Simon Lappin | The King of Spain
This week, we’re joined by Simon Lappin, who shares incredible stories from carrying a crossbar across town just to train, to reaching Premier League glory with Norwich, and getting steamrolled by Celtic and Rangers while playing for St Mirren in Scotland.
After joining Norwich in 2007, Lappin quickly fell in love with Delia Smith’s Norwich, working under the likes of Peter Grant, Bryan Gunn, and Paul Lambert. He enjoyed plenty of ups and downs, including Paul Lambert taking Norwich from League 1 to the Premier League, getting ‘frozen’ out of the team, and, of course, many legendary nights out with Browny (and his mum).
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Apr 25, 2025 • 1h 11min
Friday Club | Don't Touch The Towel
It's Friday down the club, talking the cyclist, never invite her in for a brew, clean-up techniques , and more phones in the river . Exclusive Deal: Get an exclusive NordVPN deal here → https://nordvpn.com/coshThis is completely risk-free with NordVPN’s 30-day money-back guarantee!Get in touch : Fridayclub@undrthecosh.co.ukDoug Graves: beencoshed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 21, 2025 • 1h 53min
Jermaine Pennant | Liverpool players arrested ahead of Champions League semi-finals
Jermaine Pennant is with us for this weeks episode, talking the his rise through the ranks at Notts County, a tipsy debut at Arsenal, a missing porsche, stolen buses, and the non-league world greatest.Bespoke kits for your club with O'Neills Sportswear UK 👇👕Your custom design🚚Delivered in 4-6 weeks✅Low minimum order quantity🤝Kit out your team now, from this link: https://bit.ly/3z46QiIGet your Undr The Cosh 24/25 kits here 👉 https://bit.ly/4g85VOG Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 18, 2025 • 55min
Friday Club | God Bless Shirley
It's Friday down the club, coming at you once again from across the globe, talking the drunkest man in Dubai, three's company, Australian fruit, and Big Dog on the rampage. Exclusive Deal: Get an exclusive NordVPN deal here → https://nordvpn.com/coshThis is completely risk-free with NordVPN’s 30-day money-back guarantee!Get in touch : Fridayclub@undrthecosh.co.ukDoug Graves: beencoshed@gmail.comLearn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 14, 2025 • 1h 50min
Adam Virgo | Debagging
Adam Virgo is with us this week talking through the madness of Brighton’s dressing room, car sharing with Roy Keane, fallouts with Gordon Strachan, Thomas Gravesen's disguise, and a career ending injury.#brighton #celticfc #footballpodcast Bespoke kits for your club with O'Neills Sportswear UK 👇👕Your custom design🚚Delivered in 4-6 weeks✅Low minimum order quantity🤝Kit out your team now, from this link: https://bit.ly/3z46QiIGet your Undr The Cosh 24/25 kits here 👉 https://bit.ly/4g85VOG Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 11, 2025 • 1h 10min
Friday Club | Dirty Sheds & Dinner Ladies
It's Friday down the club, coming at you from across the globe, talking dinner lady fetishes, glitter balls, lollypops, Parky's brogue and if you've a blocked nose, have a Tommy. Exclusive Deal: Get an exclusive NordVPN deal here → https://nordvpn.com/coshThis is completely risk-free with NordVPN’s 30-day money-back guarantee!Get in touch : Fridayclub@undrthecosh.co.ukDoug Graves: beencoshed@gmail.comLearn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 7, 2025 • 1h 52min
Alan Stubbs | If I Wasn't a Footballer I'd Be Dead
Alan Stubbs is with us for this week's episode, talking through his time at Bolton, Celtic, Everton, Sunderland and his time as manager at Hibs. Including, Rod Stewarts cup draw, Tony Kelly's taxi, McAteer pulling the rug and Gravesen's carpool.Bespoke kits for your club with O'Neills Sportswear UK 👇👕Your custom design🚚Delivered in 4-6 weeks✅Low minimum order quantity🤝Kit out your team now, from this link: https://bit.ly/3z46QiIGet your Undr The Cosh 24/25 kits here 👉 https://bit.ly/4g85VOG Exclusive Deal: Get an exclusive NordVPN deal here → https://nordvpn.com/coshThis is completely risk-free with NordVPN’s 30-day money-back guarantee!Get two extra episodes a month with the Undr The Cosh Patreon club⬇️https://tinyurl.com/2p8pts4a Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 4, 2025 • 1h 4min
Friday Club | The Dog House
It's a freaky Friday down the club, and all the oddballs have turned out, including Dog man, an adult baby, wanking taxi drivers and a surprise in the freezer. Exclusive Deal: Get an exclusive NordVPN deal here → https://nordvpn.com/coshThis is completely risk-free with NordVPN’s 30-day money-back guarantee!Get in touch : Fridayclub@undrthecosh.co.ukDoug Graves: beencoshed@gmail.comLearn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 31, 2025 • 1h 39min
Steve Bracknall | Grassroots Messiah
Royal Oak assistant manager and grass roots legend Steve Bracknall is with us this week talking everything football from the Sheffield Imperial to the Premier League, including Bob the Bucket, Barnsley bloodbaths, Carpet Dave, and the Nags Head showdown.Bespoke kits for your club with O'Neills Sportswear UK 👇👕Your custom design🚚Delivered in 4-6 weeks✅Low minimum order quantity🤝Kit out your team now, from this link: https://bit.ly/3z46QiIGet your Undr The Cosh 24/25 kits here 👉 https://bit.ly/4g85VOG Exclusive Deal: Get an exclusive NordVPN deal here → https://nordvpn.com/coshThis is completely risk-free with NordVPN’s 30-day money-back guarantee!Get two extra episodes a month with the Undr The Cosh Patreon club⬇️https://tinyurl.com/2p8pts4a Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices