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Oct 12, 2020 • 1h 18min
326. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: Movies You Love To Hate
Maggie and Adam dig deep and muster a couple of films that they love to hate and explain why they deserve such vitriol. Do you agree or do you love the films they love to hate? Or rather, do you hate that they love to hate them? Wait, do you hate-love, no. That’s not it. Jeepers, you got it the first time. Listen in and find out what the films are! Adam’s is Signs! Dag, I screwed up again.
Topic brought to you by the Show Me Yours Producers patreon tier. If you want to vote for ISYMIYSMY topics, move on over to our tiers section and check out the Show Me Yours Producer tier.
Adam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganz
Maggie Mae Fish: https://twitter.com/MaggieMaeFish
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Oct 9, 2020 • 1h 30min
325. Frame Rate: Anomalisa (Feat. Brooks Brown)
Brooks returns to discuss Charlie Kaufman’s second film as a director: “Anomalisa.” The gang tries to decipher its thesis and stacks it up against his other work. There’s a lot to love in this film: the voice acting, the stop-motion, and the production design, but all take a back seat to the story and meaning of the film. Does it work? Did you enjoy watching it? Is Abe an absolute snob?
Everyone: thank Zac Schwartz for bringing this to your ears. Or if you hated it, scold him!
Features:
Brooks Brown: https://soundcloud.com/quarantine_collective
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans

Oct 5, 2020 • 1h 21min
325. BOLD - The Election Special
BOLD is a podcast about race and justice in America, and a collaboration between Small Beans and Showing Up For Racial Justice, produced by White People 4 Black Lives.
In this special Election Update, co-hosts Dahlia Ferlito and Ivette Alé discuss the impending vote, voter suppression, and how to make your voice heard in modern America.
Main Theme by Rachael Cantu and Melantopia. Art by Michael Vincent Bramley.
Email the show! boldconversationspod@gmail.com
USEFUL LINKS in the episode's show notes at patreon.com/smallbeans

Sep 28, 2020 • 1h 29min
323. Directorpiece Theatre: How Ace Ventura Was Built By Supporting Roles
The casting of Ace Ventura was essential in building the insane rules and tone of the world, and while Jim Carrey is why the film worked, folks may overlook how the casting of everyone else was equally important. Adam elucidates how this was accomplished and what roles were key in the development of a narrative where the audience wouldn’t think about the fact that the main character is an absolute maniac. “Do go in here (the episode).” That’s the quote, right? We all remember that famous quote from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
Features:
Adam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganz
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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Sep 25, 2020 • 28min
322. Rough Stuff: Missy and David Greenberg (Bridgett’s Parents)
You read that right. It’s time to hear the rough stuff from the parents of your own Rough Stuff co-host, Bridgett Greenberg! Sarah takes over the podcast and has a little chat with Missy and David about their little bundle of joy. What could possibly go wrong? We reached out for a quote from the Small Beans management and they responded: “we didn’t ask them to do this.” Frankly, we’re all better off not caring about what management says. Suck it, management!
Rough Stuff: https://twitter.com/roughstuffpod
Email us your horrible tales: roughstuffpod@gmail.com
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Sep 23, 2020 • 1h 21min
319. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: Sexual Awakening Films
What films contributed to your sexual awakening? What film did you exclaim loudly to yourself, “Oh, dear. Oh, yes,” and clutch your pearls? Maggie and Adam discuss their love of pills, mask-donning crusaders, and slippery, greasy Kevin Costner. Listen at your own peril… or arousal.
Topic brought to you by the Show Me Yours Producers patreon tier. If you want to vote for ISYMIYSMY topics, move on over to our tiers section and check out the Show Me Yours Producer tier.
Adam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganz
Maggie Mae Fish: https://twitter.com/MaggieMaeFish
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Sep 21, 2020 • 1h 10min
321. Kings of King: The Dead Zone
Cronenberg and Walken. What can go wrong? Michael and Abe take a look at the story of a man who resurfaces from his coma only to find that he has psychic powers. He saves kids, solves crimes, and prevents nuclear war. The boys also discuss what makes for a good Stephen King premise and whether or not The Dead Zone is up to snuff.
Features:
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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Sep 18, 2020 • 1h 9min
320. Frame Rate: Mean Girls (Feat. Bridgett Greenberg)
Bridgett Greenberg arrives on the scene to give us the perspective of being in high school during its premiere. Its impact on comedy and adolescents are undeniable. The gang talks about how it influenced their comedy, timing, and editing. What’s the structure of this movie? How does Tina Fey’s screenplay work? Is it an homage to teen movies or just a series of sketches? Bridgett points out exactly what it is.
Everyone: thank John and Laura for generously donating toward this episode. Present your beans to them.
Features:
Bridgett Greenberg: https://twitter.com/BridgettTweets
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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Sep 11, 2020 • 1h 22min
318. Frame Rate: The Thing (1982) (Feat. Cody Johnston)
Cody Johnston of Some More News pops in to tell us his thoughts about John Carpenter’s The Thing. The director regards this as his favorite of his films. It did terribly at the box office, but has since become a cult film, generating video games and board games in its image. Abe tries to explain why it’s his favorite horror film. The others see his point, but I don’t know, it’s good, but best? They talk, you decide!
Everyone thank Robot Crank for generously donating toward this episode. We love you, Robot Crank.
Features:
Cody Johnston: https://twitter.com/drmistercody
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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Sep 7, 2020 • 2h 4min
317. Tales from the Pit: Your Mileage May Vary (Feat. Jason Pargin and Jordan Breeding)
The pit returns with a special episode. Michael speaks to Jason Pargin, former executive editor of Cracked.com and the current head of video, Jordan Breeding, about self-worth and career success. This conversation was partially inspired by Jason Pargin’s recent video regarding making yourself valuable (https://youtu.be/wFBr685TjNs). When you’ve found yourself a value to others and you still haven’t reached the success you feel you’ve earned, what is the healthy way to proceed?
Jason Pargin: https://twitter.com/JohnDiesattheEn
Jordan Breeding: https://www.youtube.com/user/Cracked, https://twitter.com/The_J_Breeding
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans