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Sep 17, 2022 • 47min
524. Bewilderments & Scientifics: Karate (Feat. Polarbear Grabowski)
This week the professor discusses the nature of Karate and it’s function in our world. We are blessed to have with us decorated bodybuilder, secret spy, and champion of a number of martial arts organizations, all of which exist, Sensei Grabowski who talks to us about beautiful women, punching, and cancel culture. Also, a $3000 karate tournament.
Features:
Professor Scott Bug: https://twitter.com/profscottbug
Seanbaby: https://twitter.com/seanbabydotcom
Cody Johnston: https://twitter.com/drmistercody
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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Sep 13, 2022 • 46min
522. Like Razorblade Pie: I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream (Feat. George Heftler)
This show goes over the short stories of Michael’s favorite speculative fiction author and notable curmudgeon Harlan Ellison. Each episode Michael pairs (read: forces a friend to read) a short story with a guest that it “applies especially to.” This episode it’s the short story “I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream” and the guest is George Heftler.
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
George Heftler: https://twitter.com/littlehorrorphl
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Sep 10, 2022 • 1h 11min
521. Directorpiece Theatre: How Rob Reiner Constructs Romantic Comedies
Adam and Abe talk about Rob Reiner’s technique, Nora Ephron’s writing, and what aspects of rom-coms have persisted through generations.
Features:
Adam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganz
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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Sep 6, 2022 • 1h 7min
520. Escape from the Multicurse: Everything Everywhere All At Once
Join the chaotic journey through the multiverse as three quirky hosts ponder existential themes and outrageous scenarios, like a universe made entirely of baked beans. They dive deep into the emotional and philosophical implications of 'Everything Everywhere All At Once,' exploring how connection and community foster healing. With a blend of humor and reflection, they dissect action versus emotion in storytelling, while playfully inventing the whimsical 'Gansiverse.' Expect laughter, insights, and a delightful take on our cultural obsession with parallel worlds.

Sep 3, 2022 • 1h 4min
519. Frame Rate: The Greasy Strangler (Feat. Griffin Rowell)
We covered The Greasy Strangler, an anti-comedy film that pushes the reality of what we’d call “a movie.” Griffin Rowell joins us for a conversation about the absolute madness of the story and the gross visual aesthetic it deploys. Mostly, we talk about how the movie broke Abe.
Features:
Griffin Rowell
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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Aug 30, 2022 • 1h 30min
517. Ander’s Sons: There Will Be Blood
It’s a Paul month. This time we discuss his 2007 film There Will Be Blood which tells the story of Daniel Plainview, an oilman who leaves a wake of destruction pursuing his need to amass wealth and power. The boys talk capitalism, practical effects, and how Paul Thomas Anderson has matured through his movies.
Features:
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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Aug 27, 2022 • 1h 14min
516. Science or Whatever: Into the Metaverse Part IV
Our collective friend and honorary Small Bean Griffin Rowell walks us through the capitalist concepts driving the current metaverse, the recent crash, and the potential methods we can use to build it into something more open-sourced. Resident dummy Michael asks all the questions you may have had but were too afraid to (or just had no interest in) asking about whatever all of this is.
https://decentraland.org/
https://www.cryptovoxels.com/
https://www.sandbox.game/en/
Features:
Griffin Rowell: https://twitter.com/Griffisaurus
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
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Aug 23, 2022 • 1h 18min
515. Frame Rate: The Last Temptation of Christ (Feat. Jason Pargin)
A Pick the Flick episode of Frame Rate! This means one of our patrons, specifically Zac Schwartz, generously donated through the Pick the Flick tier and got to choose what we watched!
This episode covers the 1988 Scorsese film The Last Temptation of Christ. Jason joins the ‘Raters (™) in discussing the overall quality of the film, its dark history, and what changing old stories says about us.
Features:
Jason Pargin: https://twitter.com/JohnDiesattheEn
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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Aug 20, 2022 • 1h 30min
514. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: Rebel Movies
We have another patron-chosen episode! This episode dives into their picks for “rebel movies.” Also, Maggie talks about dying her hair for the first time. Adam has some insight as a redhead.
Vote every month on our poll for the topic of the next episode! Email us suggestions for episodes at magsandganz@gmail.com as well.
Adam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganz
Maggie Mae Fish: https://twitter.com/MaggieMaeFish
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Aug 13, 2022 • 1h 4min
512. Shooting Threes: How To Train Your Dragon
In this episode, Bridgett and Sarah discuss the first film in the How To Train Your Dragon Franchise. Our hosts discuss the impeccable world-building, the stacked cast, and gush for a justifiable amount of time over the cuteness of Toothless, our beautiful little boy. This starts a new trilogy for the Shooters™, so look for the How To Train Your Dragon 2 next time!
Features:
Bridgett Greenberg: https://twitter.com/BridgettTweets
Sarah Griffith: https://twitter.com/sk_griffith
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