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Dec 29, 2022 • 58min
553. Like Razorblade Pie: “Repent, Harlequin!” Said the Ticktockman (Feat. Alex Schmidt)
This show goes over the short stories of Michael’s favorite speculative fiction author and notable curmudgeon Harlan Ellison. Each episode Michael pairs (read: forces a friend to read) a short story with a guest that it “applies especially to.” This episode it’s the short story “‘Repent, Harlequin!’ Said the Ticktockman and the guest is Alex Schmidt.
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Alex Schmidt: https://twitter.com/AlexSchmidty
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Dec 20, 2022 • 1h 9min
552. Directorpiece Theatre: How Love Actually Tries Very Hard Not to Ruin Christmas
Adam and Abe talk about 2003’s Love Actually. They pick apart the general tactics of Christmas movies and how the director distracts and emphasizes beats in order to make you feel things.
Features:
Adam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganz
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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Dec 10, 2022 • 1h 6min
549. Frame Rate: The Thin Red Line (Feat. Adam Ganser)
The guests discuss the meditative filmmaking of Terrence Malick, comparing it to 'Saving Private Ryan' and exploring the metaphoric sequences in 'The Thin Red Line.' They also delve into the unique narrative structure of Terrence Malick's films and compare cinematography styles in war films.

Dec 3, 2022 • 1h 34min
547. Kings of King: 1408
Abe and Mike discuss the John Cusack vehicle, 1408! It’s about a haunted hotel room and features a tiny Samuel L. Jackson! Let’s see how it ranks with other King adaptations!
Features:
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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Nov 29, 2022 • 1h 7min
546. Like Razorblade Pie: Paladin of the Lost Hour (Feat. Griffin Rowell)
This show goes over the short stories of Michael’s favorite speculative fiction author and notable curmudgeon Harlan Ellison. Each episode Michael pairs (read: forces a friend to read) a short story with a guest that it “applies especially to.” This episode it’s the short story “Paladin of the Lost Hour” and the guest is Griffin Rowell.
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Griffin Rowell
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Nov 27, 2022 • 38min
545. Bewilderments & Scientifics: Warp Drive (Feat. Dr. Lt. Commander Brad Spineman)
This week the professor discusses the reality of warp drive. We are blessed to have with us a representative of NASA who is not a robot and won’t be killed for his findings.
Features:
Professor Scott Bug: https://twitter.com/profscottbug
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Cody Johnston: https://twitter.com/drmistercody
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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Nov 22, 2022 • 57min
543. Frame Rate - American Movie (Feat. Cody Ziglar)
Cody Ziglar (She-Hulk, Futurama, Rick & Morty) joins the boys to navigate American Movie, the documentary of fiercely independent filmmaker Mark Borchardt. The three discuss their own artistic journeys and what makes this story hilarious, sad, and beautiful.
Features:
Cody Ziglar: https://www.instagram.com/yayforzig/
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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Nov 16, 2022 • 1h 23min
542. Directorpiece Theatre: How Good Directing Can Hurt A Movie (Dark Water)
Adam and Abe talk about 2005’s Dark Water (starring Jennifer Connelly and John C. Reilly) and how the style and artistic interest of the director were at odds with the overly conventional plot, making for some great scenes in an ultimately forgettable movie. .
Features:
Adam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganz
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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Nov 9, 2022 • 51min
537. Like Razorblade Pie: Deathbird (Feat. Griffin Rowell)
This show goes over the short stories of Michael’s favorite speculative fiction author and notable curmudgeon Harlan Ellison. Each episode Michael pairs (read: forces a friend to read) a short story with a guest that it “applies especially to.” This episode it’s the short story “Deathbird” and the guest is Griffin Rowell.
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Griffin Rowell
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Nov 5, 2022 • 1h 8min
538. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: Parents’ Album
We have another patron-chosen episode! This episode reveals the album each host inherited from their parents. Also, they decipher the mystery of whether or not Maggie has “cat scratch fever.”
Vote every month on our poll for the topic of the next episode! Email us suggestions for episodes at magsandganz@gmail.com as well.
Adam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganz
Maggie Mae Fish: https://twitter.com/MaggieMaeFish
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