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Sep 20, 2023 • 1h 4min
626. Inside Dads: Master and Commander, and other Historical Adventures
Our new limited series with co-hosts Abe Epperson and David Bell digs deep into the internet meme of the “dad movie.” We can all probably name a dad movie, but can we isolate the tropes that really make this a bona fide film genre? Let’s find out!
Features:
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/abethemighty
David Bell: https://twitter.com/MovieHooligan
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Sep 16, 2023 • 1h 3min
625. Kings of King: Gerald’s Game
Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson dive into the 2017 horror film Gerald’s Game, discussing the flaws of act two and survival in relation to the bag of bones. They analyze the storytelling approach, character development, and suspense building techniques used in the film. The hosts also critique the lack of female empowerment in the original story and discuss their rankings of various Stephen King movies. From discussing the director's skills in horror to exploring the symbolism and craftsmanship, this podcast episode is a must-listen for horror movie fans.

Sep 9, 2023 • 1h 16min
623. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: Better than the Book Movie
We have another patron-chosen episode! This episode covers Adam and Maggie’s picks for movies that are better than the book they’re based on. Adam talks about his recent run in with a rectal thermometer. They both present some beef with society’s decision to go outside while the world is at its hottest. Also, remember: be friends with everyone; take a pottery class.
Vote every month on our poll for the topic of the next episode! Email us suggestions for episodes at magsandganz@gmail.com as well.
Adam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganz
Maggie Mae Fish: https://twitter.com/MaggieMaeFish
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Sep 6, 2023 • 54min
622. Escape from the Multicurse: Star Trek (2009)
Our three co-hosts are stuck in the multiverse and need to get back to their home universe. Clearly, the only way to do that is to explore our cultural obsession with multiverses, alternate timelines and parallel worlds, and tie it all into a conversation about post-modern art, pop culture, and the lessons these stories teach us. Also, each episode, one of them is an asshole who will probably sabotage the whole thing.
This week we discuss 2009’s Star Trek.
Features:
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Adam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganz
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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Sep 1, 2023 • 52min
621. Like Razorblade Pie: Catman (Feat. Stephen Wright & Chase Stowell)
This show goes over the short stories of Michael’s favorite speculative fiction author and notable curmudgeon Harlan Ellison. Each episode Michael pairs (read: forces a friend to read) a short story with a guest that it “applies especially to.” This episode it’s the short story Catman and the guests are Stephen Wright and Chase Stowell, the co-editors and writers for Impossible Worlds, a quarterly Sci-Fi and Fantasy digital magazine.
This story is pretty obscure, so Michael took the time to digitize the prose, so go ahead and thank him. We’ll wait.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1AzRslUk5QNNbnIiqd7D6YM7_vPWo5VWt/view?usp=sharing
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Impossible Worlds: https://twitter.com/ImpossWorlds
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Aug 30, 2023 • 1h 2min
620. Frame Rate - Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (Feat. Ryan Pequin)
Michael and Abe are joined by Ryan Pequin (Three Word Phrase, Shape Island) to discuss 1996’s Brain Candy. They discuss how influential Kids in the Hall were for each of them, comedy in the 90s, and try to break down KITH’s unique brand of comedy.
Features:
Ryan Pequin: https://twitter.com/ryanpequin
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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Aug 26, 2023 • 59min
619. Rough Stuff: Fashion
FASHION! OH BABY! It’s time to talk about the awkwardness of picking an outfit that inherently implies you like this, walking outside, and the horrifying thought that everyone thinks it’s awful. Let’s jump into the insecurity of the armor we put on everyday. Also, I think we can all agree that teens are the worst.
Rough Stuff: https://twitter.com/roughstuffpod
Email us your horrible tales: roughstuffpod@gmail.com
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Aug 23, 2023 • 59min
618. Directorpiece Theatre - How to Shoot a Cheap Apocalypse (Escape from New York)
Directorpiece Theatre welcomes Adam Ganser and Abe Epperson to discuss the production of Escape from New York, including its shoestring budget and how it influenced Metal Gear Solid. The podcast also explores the importance of budget in filmmaking and the techniques used by the director. The hosts touch on creating conflict through writing style and the debate over off-brand soda.

Aug 19, 2023 • 1h 4min
617. Shooting Threes: Lady Vengeance
Our intrepid hosts are covering Park Chan-Wook’s “Vengeance Trilogy.” This episode completes the trilogy with 2005’s Lady Vengeance. Also, stick around until the end when the hosts reveal the next trilogy!
Features:
Bridgett Greenberg: https://twitter.com/BridgettTweets
Sarah Griffith: https://twitter.com/sk_griffith
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Aug 12, 2023 • 60min
615. Frame Rate: Men in Black (Feat. Daniel O’Brien)
Michael and Abe are joined by the DOB to discuss 1997’s Men in Black. They discuss how it came to be an instant classic, the wild pre-production, and the incredible performance of Vincent D’Onofrio.
This episode is brought to you by VeryBakedPotato. You can be like VeryBakedPotato by heading over to the Small Beans patreon and pledging for the Pick the Flick tier. You can choose which movies we cover on this here Frame Rate!
Features:
Daniel O’Brien: https://twitter.com/DOB_INC
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
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