

Small Beans
Small Beans
Small Beans Podcasting is a place for beans of every sort to come bean it up. Free your soul, eh? Be a frijole.
Episodes
Mentioned books

Sep 24, 2025 • 1h 2min
913. Frame Rate: The Visitor (2007)
This is a Richard Jenkins zone. Please enter the Richard Jenkins zone if you would like more Richard Jenkins. His first main role in a feature is a film about an old Scrooge letting some illegal immigrants into his life. Michael and Abe talk about how the film navigates the white savior complex, how chill the ensemble is, and how Jenkins probably has a premium hog.
Features:
Michael Swaim: https://bsky.app/profile/michaelswaim.bsky.social
Abe Epperson: https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social
Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans
Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store

Sep 20, 2025 • 60min
912. Rough Stuff: Teenage Skin Care Routines
Sarah and Bridgett discuss the rite of passage that is bad teenage skin. The moisturizers, the serums, the crippling fear. It’s another shiny Rough Stuff.
Rough Stuff: https://www.instagram.com/bspodcasting/
Email us your horrible tales: roughstuffpod@gmail.com
Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans
Check our store to buy Small Beans merch!
https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store

Sep 17, 2025 • 1h 30min
911. Kings of King: It Chapter Two
Dive into the world of nightmares as the hosts dissect the chilling tale of It Chapter Two. They break down the Losers' return, highlighting the stellar performances by James McAvoy and Bill Hader. The unsettling Ritual of Chüd and its connection to the lore add depth to the horror elements. Prepare for some hair-raising insights into the film's final showdown with Pennywise. The discussion gets introspective, touching on themes of bullying and trauma, all while ranking this dark sequel among Stephen King's best adaptations.

Sep 13, 2025 • 57min
910. Frame Rate: eXistenZ
Michael and Abe discuss one of the late 90s films about unreality. But this one has a bone gun. And Bilbo holds it at one point. Does that make it better than The Matrix? No. But it does make for a fun conversation brought to you by Pick the Flick’s Doctor Slaphammer! Thanks, Doc!
Features:
Michael Swaim: https://bsky.app/profile/michaelswaim.bsky.social
Abe Epperson: https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social
Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans
Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

Sep 3, 2025 • 50min
906. See You Space Podboys - Session #14: Bohemian Rhapsody
Adam Ganser and Abe Epperson discuss the 1998 anime Cowboy Bebop. This time, we talk about the one with the senile chessmaster.
Features:
Adam Ganser: https://bsky.app/profile/ganz.bsky.social
Abe Epperson: https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social
Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans
Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

Aug 30, 2025 • 60min
905. Shooting Threes - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Join the hosts as they dive into the magical world of Middle-Earth with humor and nostalgia. They tackle the long runtime of 'The Fellowship of the Ring,' share their mixed feelings about the film, and reflect on its emotional impact. Discover the legacy of The Ring and Cate Blanchett's role, while contrasting the complexities of Gollum and Aragorn. They also analyze the lovable hobbits and their struggles with the One Ring. Plus, enjoy whimsical banter as they imagine characters in a baseball lineup, blending Tolkien lore with sports!

Aug 23, 2025 • 1h 4min
902. 1Upsmanship: Halo 2 (Feat. Seanbaby)
Seanbaby, a creative force behind 1900Hotdog.com and a podcasting enthusiast, dives into the legacy of Halo 2. He discusses the groundbreaking gameplay mechanics that defined the first-person shooter genre, while humorously reflecting on the game's impact on multiplayer experiences. The conversation also touches on the evolution of competitive gaming culture, nostalgia for PvP battles, and how social dynamics shape gameplay. With witty anecdotes and insightful analyses, the dialogue captures the essence of what makes Halo 2 a classic.

Aug 18, 2025 • 1h 7min
903. Frame Rate: War of the Worlds (2025)
Michael and Abe discuss the recent Ice Cube vehicle, War of the Worlds. A screenlife movie where Cube saves the planet from the safety of his Amazon-brand life pod, using corporations to save humanity. It’s recently gone viral for being terrible, so we figured we’d go for that sweet viral money.
Features:
Michael Swaim: https://bsky.app/profile/michaelswaim.bsky.social
Abe Epperson: https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social
Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans
Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

Aug 16, 2025 • 1h 6min
900. Frame Rate: Sinners
Michael and Abe, very white dudes, discuss the themes, execution, and techniques of Ryan Coogler’s Sinners. Movie’s pretty good.
Features:
Michael Swaim: https://bsky.app/profile/michaelswaim.bsky.social
Abe Epperson: https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social
Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans
Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

Aug 13, 2025 • 53min
898. Rough Stuff: Childhood Fears
Sarah and Bridgett discuss how the fears of adults and the fears of children are different (and the same). How we can reason our ways out of things and how irrational fears persist. Also, how children do not fear death and that means we should fear them.
Rough Stuff: https://www.instagram.com/bspodcasting/
Email us your horrible tales: roughstuffpod@gmail.com
Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans
Check our store to buy Small Beans merch!
https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691