The Scott Mills Weekly

It’s Bamboleo Wednesday and Scott has received a mysterious voicemail** on his phone, more guess the T-shirt nicknames, this time with a rowing team and there’s big news from Muff. (** - Whoooo!)

Singer, footballer and all round amazing talent Chelcee Grimes calls in to wish The Lionesses success in their big game, a concrete company has one of the best names yet in Funny Business and we try to guess more of your holiday T-shirt nicknames.

We have a very interesting caller on Ask Me Anything, holiday T-Shirt weather is on so we find what outrageous things you’ve had printed on them for your hols, and embarrassing times when your parents or grandparents turn up to your workplace - like when you are running the bar on an LGBT night or wrestling a bear for instance!

Chris is on his holiday messing about with barbecues so Charlie Hedges joins us to hear tales of horses, jodhpurs and riding crops in Where Do You Think They Were. Also, Jack Saunders stops by for a Bangers Glastonbury Special and embarrassing times when parents come to see you at work.

Freddie Flintoff is here for some hilarious Innuendo Bingo, tune of the week artist Maisie Peters surprises a listener and we hear some strange requirements in ads for flat sharing.

Actual 5SOS are here to play Music Video/Adult Video, we finally name the show rat and Scott has developed a mistrust for people whose names end in “i”. Yes, we’re talking about you Vikki and Henri!

After the blunder by Tom on Love Island we ask about the shortest relationships you’ve had. Also, we attempt to cheer up the Wulfrunians with another Stark Guide, the debate about who would suit Scott as a partner goes on as we speak to his mum and Chris is worried about his thigh gap.

Listener Chris finds out where he came from (under the watchful eye of The Pope), mass crisp eater Ashley gets a message from Gary Lineker and who would make a good partner for Scott if things were different? Laura Tobin or Carol Kirkwood maybe?

The naming of The Rat brings a shocking story that almost starts an argument. Plus, we try an experiment with fried chicken and try to work out what “Discrete Maths” or “Pure Maths” is.

Scott is back and asks about the Tee Shirts you’ve had printed up for your holidays (yes, it still happens!) Also a dog grooming parlour and a plastering business reveal their Funny Business names and our resident Plane Licker returns.