The Scott Mills Weekly

It's flying ant season and the birds are loving it! Also, Scott is excited that beauty salons can open again and is thinking of getting a tattoo, Chris has some very exciting news which means he may have to dash off at any second and Rihanna's Field and Pickering Corner are among our list of Accidental Tourist Attractions.

Kerry's mum, AKA Daisy May Cooper replaces Gaga in the Rain On Me track and it's amazing! Also, reactions to Harry Styles reading a bedtime story, more reactions to the accusation "I think you could have been nicer to me today" and Ali Plumb's reactions to some dodgy accents in the movies.

Margarine, Bono and water quality become the catalysts for more adult tantrums, more buffet shaming (including Luke who munched 22 yorkshire puds) and are Jess Glynnes fans really called "Glynfluencers"?

Pub owners all over the nation are making their own safety videos, but will any beat Jackie's for The Ley in Devon? Also, more Buffet Slayers own up in our feature Booted Out Of The Buffet and we catch up with some previous Funny Business's to see how they are doing.

Scott and Chris are back and get to play Service Station or Cheese? once again. Also, more All-You-Can-Eat shaming stories (even on aeroplanes), the Welsh have been set free (Hooray!) and the hairiest people in the Nation get in touch.

We remember back to 2014 when Team Mills appeared on Family Fortunes and they didn't have the best time. Scott's gave a terrible answer and his Dad did an impression of an elephant. It's all fine!

Back in 2015 Scott and Chris investigated the horror of being stuck in a seat on public transport by a person who's fallen asleep between you and the aisle. Chris then headed to be the BBC canteen to pretend to fall asleep in his plate of beans and see if anyone said anything.

This week we would normally have been enjoying tennis, sunshine and strawberries at Wimbledon, sigh! But don't worry this will cheer you up. Back in 2013 Scott had a great idea for a game - Grunt Or Goat.

If you are still sad about no Glastonbury over the weekend this may help. We remember back to 2015 Scott and Chris phoned up some local businesses with fictional demands from performers.

More tales of being "escorted" from all-you-can-eat buffets, Emily Eavis off of Glastonbury chooses some bangers from Worthy Farm and a boys weekend in Prague is remebered in Tap End.