Mostly Nitpicking

They made a CLEARLY CGI PERSON! Out of another PERSON! This week, Nando and DJ buckle down and watch the most boring movie of the fall, Gemini Man. The nitpick the de-aging, the villains plan, and..the DCEU.

All we have are negative thoughts. I mean. The acting was good. And production design. But besides that. This week, Nando and DJ jump down some stairs to the epic conclusion of the Dance to Joker series with the movie that started all those roots that didn't happen, Joker. They nitpick the music, the comedy, and of course the society.

These aint your father's superheroes. Unless your father is a psychopath. Before the release of Joker (even though technically this is being released after Joker), a movie about a terrible supervillain, Nando and DJ check in on the worst superheroes to ever grace Amazon Prime so far, The Boys. They nitpick the running, the costumes, and of course Translucent.

All your favorite Batman villains are here! The Riddler. Kite Man. General Zod. Voldemort. Sauron. Wait a second. This week, Nando and DJ take out the instructions and build up one of the most Batman movies of all time, The Lego Batman Movie. They nitpick the Legos, the Robin, and of course...Ninjagos?

What are we? Some sort of Nitpicking Pod? This week Nando and DJ crash a helicopter into one of the worst superhero movies ever made, Suicide Squad. They nitpick the Joker's tattoos, the Joker's goons, and of course everything else related to the Joker. Also the rest of the movie. It's a mess. Except Captain Boomerang. He's terrific. Nando writes these. I'm Nando. Hi.

As part of the Dance to Joker series, Nando and DJ are searching their memory cards and looking back at one of the best series in superhero video game history, the Batman Arkham games. That includes Arkham Asylum, City, Origins, and of course Knight. They nitpick the tanks, the twists, and of course the Arkham Asylum Botanical Gardens. I mean, come on Arkham. What good can those possibly do?

What doesn't kill you...makes you...stranger! Ya get it? Not stronger. Stranger. Because...hes strange. It's very cerebral. This week Nando and DJ travel to Gotham City (with a brief detour in China) to nitpick one of the most popular and possibly greatest movies of all time in The Dark Knight. They nitpick the bullets, the pencils, and of course, the schoolbusses.

We're talking about satellites and microchips and bodysuits, which can mean only one thing: its time for Future Joker! This week Nando and DJ dance their way over to New Gotham or whatever to watch the TV movie thing, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker. They nitpick the nightclubs, the red herrings, and of course Joker's plan.

You wanna get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts! This week, Nando and DJ kick down the doors and dance their way into Gotham city to nitpick Batman 1989. They nitpick the Prince, the chemicals, and Michael Keaton. They also talk about the recent Spider-Man kerfuffle.

Holy Painted-over Moustaches, Batman! This week is the first week of our Road to Joker series. Nando and DJ surf all the way back to the groovy 1960's and watch Batman: The Movie. They nitpick the submarines, the fireman's poles, and of course the shark-repellent.